Haiku Set #1



Introduction
I can't write haikus
No, I swear, they aren't good
Just thought I'd warn you

Get Out
I can't get you out
You're a hammer in my head
Get out of my brain!!!

Idiot
You are so stupid
Did you know that I hate you?
You're such a moron

Right Through You
Don't think I like you
I could care less about you
I look right through you

Cry Hard
Stop confusing me
You make me want to cry hard
But I can't seem to

If I Had a Saw
If I had a saw
I would slice your head open
The birds will eat you