Welcome!

Welcome to the International Church of Pie official website, a place for fellowship under the One True Dessert, the Almighty Pie.

Do you ever feel alone? Or that your god, whoever that may be, has betrayed you or abandoned you? Fear no more, children! The International Church of Pie has officially opened its doors to the worldwide Internet community. Abandon your hateful, evil gods, and embrace the Pie, who rules all with a gentle hand and a nice graham cracker crust.

Confused about the Church of Pie? Feel free to explore our community, including basic information on our faith, as well as the Pieble, or the Good Book of Divine Pastries. If you believe you have found your path, we urge you to become part of our community by volunteering to be a Member! Becoming an official Member not only guarantees your safe passage into the Great Pie in the Sky once the Pie deems it is time to remove you from the purgatory of our mortal oven of four hundred degrees, but that our tasty, informative newsletter will be delivered straight to your inbox. Come and join us--the Pie forbid that the evil demon Cake with his cursed sickly-sweet frosting gets his fluffy hands on your soul before we do!

A BRIEF NOTE ABOUT THE "HOLY CHURCH OF PIE." It has come to our attention that another website has taken a good deal of content from the original ICoP and claimed it as its own. Although we are glad that The Holy Church of Pie has found salvation in the Almighty Pie, it has claimed a good deal of the ICoP's documents as its own. We remind our audience that we are indeed the official and original Pieist Church on the Internet.