This is a fanfic you won't find anywhere else! *Written by me, Jami, and Dustin aka MetadragonX.*

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this fic other than myself and my friend Dustin owns himself too (lol).  The others are owned by either Capcom, Midway, Namco, or the creator of Trigun.  But I do own the Kung-Fu Chickens and Isla the Squirrel ^_^

Genre Rating Guide: (appears in the beginning of each episode)

 = Humor   = Drama   =Action/Adventure  = Mushy Romance

Average Rating: PG-13 1/2 (for some language, mild violence, and slight nudity) (Sorry, no lemon) *Each Episode will have a rating*

***Each episode will have a Genre Rating Guide. If there is no * next to it, then there is barely any of it or none at all.  Five * indicates that there is tons of it.***

Episodes:

Episodes 1-5: (On this page)

Episodes 6-47 *unavaliable*

Episodes 48-89 *unavaliable*

Episodes 90-100 *unavaliable*

Special Stuff: Biographies (on this page), Sketches *coming soon*, A Behind the Scenes Episode hosted by Trigun's Meryl Stryfe *coming soon* and more to be announced!

Summary: Tired of the US Government, two friends decided to leave the country and find new paradise on a deserted tropical island.  After some searching, they finally find a deserted tropical island 30 miles off the coast of California.  They claim the island to be theirs and invite their bodyguards and assassins to live freely on the island.  Little do they realize is that these friends are in for a chaotic ride throughout their long adventure to paradise of craziness, adventure, drama, and love.

Cast:

Jami, Dustin, Kenshi, Sub-Zero, Scorpion, Kilik, Ryu, Ivy, Li Mei, Mika, Sindel, Frost, Cammy, Wolfwood.

Other characters make cameos as well whether it is once or a handful of time (note-this is as if of Episode 30):

Guile, Chun-Li, Voldo, Reptile, Shang Tsung, Vega, Balrog, Sagat, Bison, The Dragon King, Mileena, Baraka, Ermac, Taki, Guy, Jade, Rain, Kitana, Astaroth, Tanya, Sharon, Kira, Raiden, Ashrah, Kano, Dan, Voldo, Xianghua, Sakura, Morrigan, Lilith, Demitri, Nitara.

**Pictures of Dustin and Jami will come shortly*

Dustin

Nickname(s): Dusty

Age: 20

Status: Group Leader

Birthdate: July 10

Birthplace: California, USA

Height: 6'2''

Weight: Unknown

Weapon: Light Sabor

Family: Parents, sister, brother-in-law, nephew.

Biography

Throughout his life, Dustin had lived an ordinary life. Tired of the way the Government is running things in his country, Dustin made the decision to migrated on the first deserted island he sees.  With the help of his friend Jami, the two set out to search for the island.  They finally found on 30 miles off the coast of California.  They recruited their bodyguards, assassians, and few others to join them in their new paradise.  Little does Dustin realize is that the world is in danger...and he may be the key to stopping evil for good.

Jami

Nickname(s): Crazy Girl

Age: 19

Status: Carefree Girl with three modes (Normal, Evil, and Neo)

Birthdate: November 29

Birthplace: Long Island, New York, USA

Height: 5'4''

Weight: Unknown (will not say)

Weapon: Pulse Blade and Angel Sword

Family: Biological family deceased at infancy. Was passed around by relatives and foster families for 16 years.

Biography

Her whole life, Jami has lived a dark life, but she would not let it get to her.  At age 10, one of her foster fathers was a sword master and he had taught her everything she needed to know about swordsmanship and fighting.  At age 16, she had nearly lost her sanity and thus her evil side 'Evil Jami' emerged.  She ran away from her current home in California to find her soul again and to control her evil side.  It was in an alley that she met her top bodyguard Scorpion, who was hunting down his enemy Quan-Chi at the time.  Jami pledged her loyalty to Scorpion and the two embark on their quest.  During their quest, Jami had hired three more bodyguards...Sub-Zero, Kenshi, and Kilik.  The five eventually settled in California and lived together.  Not too long ago, Jami met Dustin, who seeked to live a life of paradise out of the country.  Hoping to start her life anew, Jami embarks on that quest.  It wouldn't be long before she would rekindle her past and her love life with her soon-to-be eternal love Kenshi...

Kenshi

Nickname(s): K-man.

Age: 27

Status: Swordsman

Birthdate: August 23

Birthplace: Unknown

Height: 6'1''

Weight: 185

Weapon: Katana

Family: Parents/Deceased when he was 15.

Biography

After the death of his parents, Kenshi wandered Japan to challenge the greatest swordsmans.  His goal was to simply be the best.  At age 17, he was tricked into releasing the souls of his warrior king ancestors by the sorcerer Shang Tsung, an act which left him blinded for life.  His remaining senses have become sharper and it did not take long for him to get used to it.  At age 23, he joined Special Forces to find Shang Tsung and went on his quest in Outworld, but the mission failed and he was nearly killed.  While wandering Europe one day, he came across three souls, one of them being a young girl named Jami.  He sensed something different about her, something good, and had agreed to be her third bodyguard when he was asked.  Ten years after losing his sight, Kenshi still searches for Shang Tsung even as he starts a new life in paradise on a deserted island and with Jami, his soon-to-be eternal love...

Sub-Zero

Nickname(s): Subbie, Iceman, Giant Popsicle.

Age: 36

Status: Former Grandmaster of the Lin Kuei

Birthdate: December 30

Birthplace: Unknown

Height: 6'2''

Weight: 210

Weapon: Kori Blade

Family: Father/Deceased; Mother/Whereabouts Frequent; Brother/Sub-Zero V/Deceased; Sister/Whereabouts Unknown

Biography

Since the age of 10, Sub-Zero has been trained to be an assassian for the Lin Kuei.  Years ago after the death of his older brother, Sub-Zero had left the clan in refusal of becoming a souless robotic assassin and was marked for death, but soon the clan disbanded.  Not long after, the Lin Kuei reformed again and Sub-Zero fought for the rights to become Grandmaster.  He was victorious and vowed to make the clan good for the better.  A couple of years later, his former enemy Scorpion stumbled into the temple in the artics.  Sub-Zero was about to protest...until he noticed a young girl with him.  He invited them in and the two spend a few weeks at the temple.  Sub-Zero got to know the young girl named Jami and slowly began to look at her like his little sister.  When asked, he agreed to become her bodyguard and left the Lin Kuei under the hands of his trusted friend Smoke.  Unknown to Sub-Zero, he was about to embark on an adventure of a lifetime...and receive a love he has truely deserve...

Scorpion

Nickname(s): Scorp, Hellboy, Human Fireball, Undead Oaf

Age: 32 (is ageless)

Status: Dead Spectre

Birthdate: June 21

Birthplace: In former life; Japan.  As a spectre: Netherealm.

Height: 6'2''

Weight: 210

Weapon: Ninja Sword

Family: In former wife; Wife and child.  As a spectre: None.

Biography

Scorpion is a reincarnated Spectre of the Netherealm who was free to roam the earth 10 years ago in order to seek vengeance against the man who had killed his family and clan.  At first, he had thought it was Sub-Zero, the younger of brother of his original killer, until a sorcerer named Quan-Chi confessed.  Since then, Scorpion has been out for vengeance against Quan-Chi, torturing him whenever possible.  One day while hunting down the sorcerer in Southern California, Scorpion was injured and ended up having to rest in a dark alley.  It was there he met a young human female named Jami, who, not knowing of his status, helped him cure his injuries.  Overnight, Scorpion had sense disturbance within Jami and, for the first time in years, began to develop a care of someone and began to see Jami like a little sister.  Scorpion took Jami on his quest for vengeance, saving her from her own death.  They eventually ran into Sub-Zero himself.  It was because of Jami that the two former enemies made a final pact to put their past aside and the two soon became friends.  After a year of their quest and meeting up with Kenshi and Kilik, Scorpion and his friends eventually settled in Southern California.  From then on, Scorpion lived an undead life he missed out on for the last decade...

Kilik

Nickname(s): None

Age: 23

Status: Student

Birthdate: February 9

Birthplace: Somewhere in Asia.

Height: 5'6''

Weight: 139

Weapon: Rod

Family: Unknown.

Biography *coming soon*

Ryu

Nickname(s): None

Age: 28

Status: Wandering Warrior

Birthdate: July 21

Birthplace: Japan

Height: 5'11''

Weight: 175

Weapon: None; uses Shotokan fighting style.

Family: Sensei Gouken (deceased).  Others unknown.

Biography *coming soon*

Ivy

Nickname(s): None

Age: 32

Status: Swordswoman

Birthdate: December 10

Birthplace: England

Height: 5'10''

Weight: 128

Weapon: Whip Sword

Family: Adoptive Parents Count and Lady Valentine/both deceased.  Biological Mother/Deceased. Father Cervantes/Whereabouts Unknown

Biography (coming soon)

Li Mei

Nickname(s): Mei Mei

Age: 25

Status: Student

Birthdate: May 1

Birthplace: Outworld

Height: 5'11''

Weight: 120

Weapon: Melons/Morning Stars.

Family: Orphaned at birth.  Was rasied by many masters.

Biography (coming soon)

R. Mika

Nickname(s): Sweet Angel

Age: 22

Status: Wrestler

Birthdate: September 14

Birthplace: Japan

Height: 5'7''

Weight: 150

Weapon: None.  Is a skilled wrestler.

Family: Parents, still living in Japan.

Biography (coming soon)

Sindel

Nickname(s): Miss Queen, Bootylicious

Age: 50,000

Status: Former Queen of Edenia

Birthdate: February 23

Birthplace: Edenia (a different realm; reason for her age)

Height: 5'9''

Weight: 130

Weapon: Whip

Family: Husband King Jerrod/Deceased.  Daughter Kitana.

Biography (coming soon)

Frost:

Nickname(s): Frosty

Age: 29

Status: Ice Ninja

Birthdate: Jaunary 31

Birthplace: Unknown

Height: 5'8''

Weight: 120

Weapon: Daggers

Family: Parents/Deceased.  Four Brothers/Whereabouts unknown.

Biography (coming soon)

Cammy

Nickname(s): Kitten

Age: 22

Status: Unknown

Birthdate: January 1

Birthplace: England

Height: 5'4''

Weight: 100

Weapon: None.  Uses Military fighting.

Family: Parents/Deceased.

Biography (coming soon)

Nicholas D. Wolfwood

Nickname(s): Wolf, Wolfy, Nick, Nicky, Mr. Priest

Age: 26

Status: Priest/Gunman

Birthdate: October 12

Birthplace: Planet Gunsmoke

Height: 6'3''

Weight: 185

Weapon: Cross Punisher

Family: Parents/Deceased at infancy.

Biography (coming soon)

Isla The Squirrel

Nickname(s): Furball, pest, rodent

Age: Unknown

Status: Wild House Pet

Birthdate: Unknown

Birthplace: Somewhere on the Island

Height: 1'

Weight: Unknown

Weapon: Depends whether it's his claws or Scorpion's Sword, etc.!

Family: Unknown

Biography *coming soon*

 *****   (none)   **1/2   (none)

Rated: PG 1/2

*We find Jami and Dustin arguing over who looks grosser in a thong.  Dustin brought up Voldo and decided to tease Jami about it.

Dustin: Hahaha, Voldo in a thong is dancing around your head huh?

Jami:  *dies in fear*

Dustin: Crap, I gotta go get Raiden...Umm, what pie do you like? Chocolate?

Jami: *still dead*

Dustin: Crap *performs CPR* 1! 2! 3! ...Ah what the hell...*pours ice cold water on Jamsy*

Jami: *wakes up* 

Dustin:   Did you like the CPR?

Jami: I dunno, i wasn't awake for it.

Dustin: Hahahaha.

Jami: Dustin...where did you get that water?

Dustin: It was from Voldos toilet 

Jami:   *dies and goes to the netherealm* 

 Dustin: God dammit *travels to the netherealm to find Jamsys soul*

At the Netherealm

Scorpion: ...Hey Jami, u have a king?

Jami: ...go fish... 

Scorpion: DAMN IT!

*Suddenly...

 Drahmin: Hey Jami, lets go on a date!

 Jami:  over my dead body

 Drahmin takes off his mask: Come on, gimme a smooch!  

*scorpion spears him and he runs away*

 Jami: ...that was just creepy

 Scorpion: Agreed

*then Dustin opens a portal and brings Jamsy back to Earth along with Scorpion...because he paid for Dustin's gas money!*

 Scorpion: Hell yea!

Dustin: So you're alive again

Jami: I guess.

Dustin: Want more CPR?

Jami: *glares at Dustin*

Dustin: Just kidding! 

Scorpion: Suuuuuuuure.

Jami: Hey Dustin, Scorpion's my bodyguard number one!

*Then for no apparent reason, Dustin cuts Scorpion's head off* 

Jami: MY BODYGUARD! Now I gotta get another one.

Dustin: Ummm...sorry about that.  I'll be your bodyguard 

Scorpion *puts his head back on* That's better

Suddenly, Scorpion gets a page.  He has to go back to the Netherealm to get his socks from the Dry Cleaners

Scorpion: Laters *leaves*

Dustin: I'll be your bodyguard until he gets back!

*Then Sub-Zero appears*

Sub-zero: I'm her bodyguard number 2

Jami: Sorry dusty but u can be bodyguard # 5

*Dustin goes through and kills bodygourds #2 through 4

 Jami: Your fired *resurrects the other bodyguards*

Dustin: Fine then, you're banned from the island.

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 Jami: Your rehired...just don't kill my other bodyguards!

Dustin:  Okokokok I wont kill em!

Sub-zero: yay!

Dustin: But I cant speak for Li Mei and her melons  Uh oh...

Scorpion: ... Sorry Jami, Im gonna bodygaurd Li Meis melons.

Jami: ...NOOOO!  Sub-zero, ur promoted to #1

Sub-Zero: Yay!

*Frost comes and start to make out with Sub Zero*

Jami: Isn't she ur sister?

Sub Zero: I dont know, and what I dont know doesnt hurt me.

Everyone: 

Li Mei: Dusty can we all go to the island now?

Dustin: Ummmm...yeah.

Everyone: YAY!

Jami: We have to go shopping first.

Dustin: Except for Sub and Frost...that's too weird...

Sub-zero: *pushes frost*

Dustin: 

Sub-zero: NO! i wanna go!

Dustin: No imbreeding on our island!

Sub-zero: Okay.

Scorpion: *gives them a blood test* They're NOT related!

Dustin:  ..... alright then...but stop dressing the same!!

Frost: *dresses in her alternate costume* Okay.

Dustin: Okay Jamsy, lets go get clothes for the Island.

Jami: Bodyguard #2 Kenshi is here and bodyguard #3 Kilik is here too. 

Dustin: Okay...what about #4?

Jami: Your #4

Dustin: I'm number 5

Jami: Scorpion quit remember?

Dustin: Oh yeah, lol

Scorpion: I want my job back

Jami: Okay #1.

Scorpion: Yay!

Dustin: Damnit!!

Sub-zero: Neu!

Dustin: Ok then, I have my four personal assassins...Assassin number one; Li Mei.  Assassin number two; Mika.  Assassin number three; Ivy.  and Assassin number four; Sindel.

Jami: Okay so it's me, Dustin, Scorpion, Sub-zero, Kenshi, Kilik, Li Mei, Mika, Ivy, and Sindel.

Dustin: I like Sindel's thong.

Jami: ...

Dustin: 

Jami: Anyone else we can invite?

Dustin: Ummm, we need a small military just incase shit goes down...and we need someone to work on the plumbing...

Sub-zero: I'm a good plumber, I did some plumbing in college.

Jami: And why would we need a military? It's a FREE island!

Dustin: Just in case the DK tries to take over...geez Jamsy, think!

Jami: ...okay ur right

Dustin: We also have Bison, Akuma, Shao Kahn, Shang Tsung, Quan Chi, and Nightmare to worry about, so we need good protection.

Kenshi: I'LL KILL SHANG TSUNG!!!!

Everyone: ...

Li Mei: Kenshi, be quiet and look at my melons...oh wait, he's blind.

Everyone: ...

Scorpion: *tries not to laugh*

Ivy: This is so stupid

Kilik: why so?

Dustin: Shut up Ivy

Kilik: Hey! I'm curious.

Ivy: Dont make me kill you Kilik.

Kilik: ...

Ivy: Thats better.

Jami: Boy this is going to be one friendly neighborhood.

Dustin: Maybe the boys and girls should have separate quarters...

Everyone: CO-ED! CO-ED!

Dustin: Fine fine.

Everyone: ...................................................................

Scorpion: So...

Mika: I'd say when we get there, we live right off the beach.

Sub-Zero: and what about shelter?

Li Mei: I hope the island has big melons like mine so no one will go hungry.

Everyone: ...

Sub-Zero: You know...I think we should have separate sex quarters.

Everyone: Yeah.

Dustin: Damnit! You people wanted CO ED!! UGH!!

Jami: so who else should we invite?

*Suddenly, Dan Hibiki appears!

 Dan: Oyaajiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii take me tooo!!!!!!

Everyone:  *sweatdrops*

Ivy: Oh god.

Sindel: Dammit.

Scorpion: *makes a neck slit a million times to Dustin*

Sub-Zero: *freezes Dan*

Dustin: Good timing.

Ivy: Dustin, Jami, standing around here is soooo pointless.  Can we get moving?

Dustin: Its up to Jami, she has the map.

Jami: Have we decided whether or not we want to invite anyone else?

Li Mei: We need enough people to have a volleyball tournament.

Scorpion: I hate volleyball  

Sub-Zero: Can we invite Frost?

Dustin: Ummmm...*says Ummm for ten more minutes* ....yeah.

Sub-Zero: Yay!

Dustin: I guess its okay to have 2 refridgerators.

Scorpion: Yes 'cause fridges are cool! They can supply my beer!

Kilik: So I guess we can invite one more guy.

Mika: Hey, we need a lifeguard if we are gonna be on the beach alot.

Ivy: Why??

Mika: So no one drowns.

Ivy: There's plenty of us around.

Dustin: Yea, I don't think we need a lifeguards.

Everyone: *nods*

Scorpion: So girls, any suggestions on what guy you would like to come with us?

Dustin: Sorry Scorp, but we have enough people as it is.

Scorpion: We're uneven!

Dustin: Okay okay!

Jami: There's more girls than guys by one!

Dustin: Let Jami pick the last guy.

Sindel: No, we have to vote.

Jami: Exactly.

Dustin: Okay okay, we'll vote.

Li Mei: We need nominees.

Jami: Well...

Dustin: How about Ryu?

Jami: Sure, and Guile?

Ivy: I say Zangief.  We need a man like him to lug around furniture.

Mika: What about Guy?

Li Mei: Guy is too anitsocial.  He won't look at my melons.

Jami: He's not THAT antisocial, but let's add him to the nominees anyways.  Who else?  So far we have Ryu, Guile, Zangief, and Guy. 

Dustin: I think Zangief is a good choice.

Jami: No one voted.

Li Mei: Zangiey yea!

Ivy: I say Ryu.  He is well mannered for a man.

Jami: Agreed

Kenshi: I don't care personally.

Kilik:  I vote for Guile.  He knows all about military strategy.

Scorpion: Yup.

Dustin: Yea, we do need someone in case of attack.

Mika: HEY! How about The Rock???

Jami: ...maybe...

Dustin: NO!

Jami: Okay, let's vote and you can only vote once...all in favor of The Rock say Aye...

Mika: I I I I I I I I I I I!!!!!!

Everyone: ...

Jami: All in favor of Guy said Aye.

Everyone: ....

Jami: All in favor of Guile say Aye.

Kilik: Aye.

Scorpion: Aye!

Jami: Guile wins so far...all in favor of Zangief say aye.

Dustin: Aye.

Li Mei: Aye.  He has big melons too.

Jami: ...

Ivy: Yea, he needs to move my luggage.

Jami: Okay that three votes...

Sindel: We do need some more eye candy.  I say yea.

Dustin: 4 votes for Zangief.

Jami: Okay...all in favor of Ryu say aye.

Sub-Zero: Aye.

Kenshi: Aye.

Jami: Aye.

Dustin: Aye.

Jami: Dustin! You voted twice!

Dustin: I did? ...oops.

Mika: I demand a recount!

Jami: Let's try again and everyone can vote this time..so we all know Ryu and Zangief are the ones we want most...all in favor of Zangief say aye.

Ivy: Aye.

Li Mei: You know I say Aye.

Kilik: Yea, I need someone to help me move.

Dustin: Is that it?

Jami: Hmm...all in favor of Ryu say aye.

Sub-Zero: Aye.

Dustin: Aye.

Kenshi: Aye.

Mika: My Rocky.....*sniff*...

Scorpion: Aye! Ryu wins.

Dustin: Okay, who is gonna go find him?

Ryu: Hi guys.

Everyone: ...

Ivy: That was convienant.

Frost: Let's get our gear.

Sindel: Hey Ivy, where do you buy your thongs?

Ivy: Victoria's Secret, how about you?

Sindel: I borrowed mine from Kitana.  I found Voldo sniffing my old pair.  *shudders*

Dustin:  

Mika: Dustin, what are you listening too???

Scorpion: Ummm, what exactly do we need?

Dustin:....thongs..............

Scorpion: *slaps Dustin*  

Dustin: O_O What happened?

Scorpion: Dude, we have to figure out what we need.

Mika: Yea!

Li Mei: Ummmm yea, we need food.

Jami: Of course.

Frost: Bathing suits.

Ivy: Hmph, Im sure Dustin will like that.

Dustin: Quiet Ivy  

Kenshi: We also need games and stuff.

Kilik: We need training equipment.

Ryu: Yea, thats the most important.

Sub-Zero: and lighters to light a fire.

Scorpion: Dude, I have that covered.

Sub-Zero: ...oh yeah.

Dustin: Ummmm, I'd say cute girls, but we have Evil Jami to cover that.

Jami: ...

Li Mei: Awwww, Dusty, I'm not cute??

Dustin: 

Kenshi: Any who...

Ivy: Dont we have some supplies already on the island?

Jami: No, just the stuff we need to build our fort.

Dustin: Oh yea, the plane was full. 

Sindel: We'll need weapons too.

Mika: Who needs weapons when you have a great wrestler like me?

Everyone: ...

Kenshi: *sharpens his katana*

Dustin: *Busts out his double lightsaber* I told you all Star Wars is awesome.

Jami: *steals cyrax's pulse blade*

Ivy: Oh god.  This isn't Sci fi you two.

Jami: So?

Dustin: ^_^  You know you like it Ivy.

Ivy: *rolls eyes*

Scorpion: Oh and i have one other plan too.

Dustin: Oh yea?

Scorpion: Every month, we have to send two people back here to get more supplies.

Dustin: Sounds good, we'll draw straws each month to chose the 2 people.

Sub-Zero: Fine with me.

Li Mei: Awwwww, I don't ever want to leave Dusty's side.

Dustin:............Any who

Mika: Yea, anyway.......

Sindel: Let's go shopping!

Ivy: Yea, why not.  You do need a new thong Sindel.

Sindel: Yup.

Dustin: Ummm, I think I'll stay here so I don't get hurt anymore.

Li Mei: *grabs Dustin* YOUR GOING!

Dustin:  *as he is being dragged off*

*And so everyone does their shopping grabbing everything that they need...and Li Mei drags Dustin around the whole time.*

Mika: Poor Dustin.

Kilik: Yea, what has he gotten himself into...

Ivy: Beats me, but I' not getting him out of it.

Dustin:  *oh god, what have I done?*

*Later they are on the boats and heading towards the island*

Ivy: Ugh, this sea water just ruins my hair.

Jami ...

Mika: Hey, I loooooooooove the sea.

Sindel: Ivy, since when do you worry about that?

Kilik: I was just about to say the same thing.

Jami: Besides, most of the water is crystal clear.

Ivy: Hmph, a woman always has to look her best.

Dustin: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK.

Sub-Zero: Hey look! A jellyfish!

Scorpion: Hey, I'm gonna touch it! *ZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAPP!!!!!!*

Dustin: I guess it was electric.

Kilik: Ouch...

Sindel: Ahahahhhaha....

Mika: Awwww, Scorpion, are you hurt?

Scorpion: *sizzling*...I'm okay...

Dustin: Man, I love this ocean breeze....hey, what's that smell?

Sub-Zero: I dunno.

Kenshi: *sniff* Dustin! What did u do?

Dustin: Wasn't me!  I swear....hey, where's Jami?

Kenshi: *tries to sense her* She's gone!

Mika: OH NO! She's missing! 

Ivy: Just great.

Sub-Zero: Where do u think she went??

Dustin: I have no idea.

Li Mei: Do you think she is still on the boat?

Everyone:...

Li Mei: *Grabs Dustin and squishes him to her melons* I wonder where she could have gone......

Dustin: Mphm Umph!! 

*Suddenly a hand comes out, grabs kilik, and pulls him underwater!*

Dustin: *finally gets free* What the hell was that?

Everyone: O_O

Mika: Ivy, go scout it out.

Ivy: No way! You scout it out.

Sindel: Ugh, Ivy, you're the great swordwoman.

*Suddenly the hand comes out again, grabs Ivy, and pulls her underwater!*

Dustin: Dammit! Sub-Zero, do something!

Sub-Zero: What do you want me to do?

Mika: Freeze the water!

Sub-Zero: No way! Then our friends will drown!

Dustin: Yea, that's not a good idea.

Sindel: We have to go down and get them.

*The hands comes up again, grab Mika, and pulls her in*

Li Mei: Mika!!!! *squeezes Dustin to her melons AGAIN*

Dustin: Li Mei, quit scrunshing me fath into your melonth.

*Then the hands grab Li Mei and pull her in*

Dustin: *gasps for air*

*Once again, the hands come up again, grab Sindel, and pulls her in!*

Dustin: Damnit!  We gotta do something!  Okay people, we're going to have to try to get in the middle!

*Suddenly, the hands come up once again, grab Scorpion, and pull him in*

Dustin: DAMNIT!!  LET'S GET IN THE MIDDLE NOW!!

*Dustin and the remaining sailors Kenshi, Sub-Zero, Ryu, and Frost attempt to get in the middle*

Dustin: If you see anything suspecious, scream.

Kenshi: Eh...

*Suddenly, the hands come up, grab Kenshi, and pull him underwater*

Dustin: DAMMIT!

Frost: Well, he definitely didn't see that one coming.

Dustin: No time *hehe* for *chuckles* puns.

*15 Minutes Later...*

Everyone: ............

Dustin: ...nothing's happening.

Ryu: Yeah.

Sub-Zero: ...I'll go check it out! *goes to check the side*

Dustin: No you idiot!

*Then, the hands come up, grab Sub-Zero, and pull him in.*

Ryu: Too late.

Frost: It's just the three of us now...now what?

Dustin: Okay, let me think...DAMNIT!

Will Dustin come up with a plan?  Will everyone be saved in time?  Stay tuned in Episode Two: Sea-Diving Rescue.

 ***   (none)   *****   *

Rated: PG-13

*After about an hour of waiting, all is calm on the ocean*

Dustin: Hmmm, why hasn't that thing come back yet?
Ryu: Maybe he thought there was nobody left.
Frost: Well, what do we do now? We have to save our friends.
Dustin: We are going to have to go down after them.
Ryu: How?
Frost: I can make a tunnel with my powers.
Dustin: Hmmm. But how will we part the water?
Ryu: I'll use my hadouken.
Dustin: Hmm, yea, that could work. Frost can freeze the hole, and then we jump down. But we will have to be quick about it.
Ryu: Right.
Frost: Let's do this.
*So after a minute of preparation, Ryu jumps to the side of the boat, and fires an energy wave that splits the water. Frost quicky freezes it, and they all jump down a long, frozen tunnel*
Ryu: WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Dustin: SHUUUTTTT UPPPP RYUUUUUUU!!!!!!
*After a long slide down, the three emerge, in a dark, cold cave*
Frost: Ugh, I can't see anything......
Ryu: Dustin, can you use your lightsabor for light?
Dustin: Yea, but it'll make noise.....
Frost: Well, we need some light......
Dustin: Right. *Activates the saber, which fills the cave with a blue light.*
Frost: That's better.
Ryu: Hey, what's that?
Dustin: What's what?
*Ryu points at a large ice rock. Inside, they see a large dragon-like creature*
Dustin: What the hell? That thing is huge!
Ryu: I thought dragons only existed in Outworld.........
Frost: Maybe they once existed in our world.
Dustin: Hmmm. Maybe. I have no idea. Well, we can't gawk. Let's go and find our friends.

*They walk for another ten minutes. Then, Frost notices something on the floor*

Frost: Oh my god look!

Dustin: What is it Frost?
Frost: It's Ivy!
Dustin: What? It is her!

*They all run up to her*
Ryu: Ivy, are you okay?!
Ivy: No, I'm warm and toasty and I'm having a swell time.
Dustin: Haha, still as cynical as ever.
Ryu: Ivy, how did you get here?
Ivy: I don't know, I woke up and found myself here. Now get me out of here!
Dustin: Um, right. *Dustin uses her saber and cuts her out of the ice wall* There ya go. That better?
Ivy: What do you think dear? *gives Dustin a glare*
Dustin: Uh, hehehe.......
Ryu: Ivy, I'm so relieved you are ok........
Frost: Can you walk?
Ivy: I'm fine dear. Any idea where we are loves?
Dustin: Under the ocean. We made an ice tunnel and slid down it. When we got to the end, we found this ice cavern.
Ryu: Let's get going. We have to find the others.
Dustin: Right.
Ryu: Ivy, are you sure you are okay?
Ivy: *whips her sword out* Yes I'll be fine. Let's go.
*They walk down the long path. After a long walk down the dark, silent path, they emerge in an opening, that spans into the darkness. In the distance, there are several didnt paths leading into the cave walls*
Dustin: Wow, this place is so huge. I wonder where it came from.......
Ryu: I don't know, but...
*Suddenly, they hear a rumbling sound*
Ivy: Oh, this is good.
*The rumble soon starts to envelope the entire cavern, and shakes it furiously. It feels like it will cause the cave to crash in. But after a minute, it stops, and all is silent again*
Dustin: What the, what was that?
Frost: I don't know but...
*Suddenly, the floor beneath them collapses*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*they fall into a dark abyss, and they all black out. Later...*
Dustin: Ugh, where am I? *as Dustin wakes up, he notices he cant move his arms or legs*  Hey, what the hell?
Sub-Zero: You're in a small dungeon.
Li Mei: MY DUSTY!!
Dustin: Huh? Li Mei? Sub? Where are we? Why are we frozen in the walls?
Frost: Ugh, I don't know, but I can't move either......
Li Mei: My Dusty! I'm so glad you are ok!
Dustin: Umm, yea Li Mei, it's good to see you too....
Frost: So...how do we free ourselves?
Sub-Zero: Beats me. I've been trying to get free for hours.
Ivy: Don't worry. I can do something.
*Ivy manages to whip out her sword and break herself free. She frees the others as well*
Dustin: Thanks Ivy.
Ivy: No problem dear.
Dustin: Well, let's go everyone.
Ryu: Yeah, we still have the other six to look for.
Li Mei: Dusty! Wait for me! *Li Mei tackles Dustin, and stuffs his face in her melons*
Everyone: 
Li Mei: My Dusty! I missed you!
Dustin: Mmmmphm ppmhmmhm *help* mpph!
Ryu: Umm, Li Mei, could you let Dustin up. He needs some air.
Li Mei: Oh. Okay Dusty . *lets him go*
Dustin: *gasps for air* Thanks Ryu........
*As Dustin lays on the ground staring at the ceiling, he notices that light is flowing through it*
Dustin: Hey! Anyone else notice that we have light?
Sub-Zero: *looks up* Now I do.
Ryu: Wow, that is so strange.
Frost: Very...
Ivy: Well my dears, can we worry about this later? Our friends still need to be found.
*Suddenly, they her a female voice call for help*
Dustin: Hey! That came from that cavern!
Ryu: And it sounds like Mika!
Li Mei: Come on Dusty! Lets go! *grabs Dustin and drags him towards the voice*
Everyone: 

Dustin: Li Mei! I have feet!
*Everyone else shrugs and follows.  After walking down the path, they see Mika lying on the ground moaning*
Dustin: *gets up and goes to her* Mika. Are you okay?
Mika: Ugh...D...Dustin...you guys came...

Ivy: Of course we did dear. We wouldn't have left you here.
Ryu: Mika, can you get up?
Mika: I...I think so...*gets up with Dustin's help...stares at Dustin a little, then shakes her head*
Li Mei: Mika! I'm so glad you are okay. We were all worried about you!
Sub-Zero: She's right. We were really releived when we saw you.

Ryu: We have to keep going...we still have to find Kenshi, Kilik, Jami and Scorpion!

Dustin: But where? This was the only path, and it's a dead end!
*Suddenly, the floor quickly brings them up like an elevator*
Ivy: What is going on?
Ryu: I have no ideaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The floor starts to increase in speed every few seconds*
Li Mei: Clings to Dustin* Weeee! Its like being at Disneyland! 

Everyone: 
*After a fast assent, the floor stops. It is now pitch black*
Sub-Zero: Heh, guess we need some light now......
*Suddenly, a flaming skull appears before them!*
Li Mei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scorpion: Uhh, hehe, sorry about that Li Mei. Its just me.
Ryu: Scorpion! How did you find us?
Scorpion: I managed to escape and finding you guys was just a coincidence.
Ivy: Exactly what did you escape from deary?
Scorpion: A big fish-like abdominal snowman!
Li Mei: That's right! I remember a monster bringing me in here!
Dustin: A fish monster? Are you serious?
Scorpion: Of course!
Ivy: Did you see anything else?
Scorpion: Other than Spongebob and Patrick, nope.
Ryu: Scorpion, can you be serious?
Scorpion: Of course I'm serious!
*Suddenly, Spongebob and Patrick really do walk by*
Everyone: 
Scorpion: Told ya!
Ivy: Uh, anyway, let's keep searching for the rest.
*They start walking again*
*After going down another dark path, with Scorpion in the lead, they arrive at another cavern, But this one is different......*
Frost: I'm feeling a bit tired. Maybe we should rest for a little bit.
Ryu: *looks around the cavern* This may not be the best place. Look! *points at the walls and ceilings*
*After adjusting their eyes, they notice that the caverns walls and ceiling as covered by strange, giant eggs!*
Ivy: Lovely.
Scorpion: Wow! Look at all those creepy eggs!
Li Mei: I'm scared! Hold me Dusty *grabs Dustin and squeezes him to her melons AGAIN*
Mika: *looks at Li Mei and Dustin* Poor Dustin.......
Frost: Tell me about it.
*Suddenly, one of the eggs close to the group starts to crack*
Everyone: O_O
Dustin: *manages to get his face out of Li Mei's melons* What was that?!?!
Ryu: It can't be anything good.
*Suddenly, all the eggs start to crack, and the cavern fills with the sound*
Everyone: O_O
Li Mei: AHHHH!!!
*Small fish monsters start to emerge from the eggs and scuttle towards the group*
Sub-Zero: It's battle time!
Ivy: Strangle!

*Ivy and Sub-Zero charge toward the fish monsters*
*After a few minutes of battle, the group gets overwhelmed*
Ryu: AH! They got us!
Dustin: There are too many! We have to escape!
Sub-Zero: Quick! Down that path!
*They manage to get by the miniature monsters, and they run to the path*
Frost: Hurry!
Ivy: Everyone in now! I'll make sure they can't follow us!
Ryu: Be careful Ivy!
Ivy: Don't worry! Just get in there! *she pushes Ryu*

Ryu: OWE! My toe!
Ivy: *smirks* Goodbye you ugly pests! *she whips out her sword, and slices the top of the path opening. The whole ceiling caves in, blocking the entrance*
Ivy: *On the ground* Ryu! I told you to go!
Ryu: Ivy, I had to make sure you were ok.
Ivy: Hmph. *smirks* Let's catch up with the others.
*They catch up with the others. Everyone else is resting on the floor*
Scorpion: ...I'm hungry.
Li Mei: *stomach growls* Yea, does anyone have any food?
Sub-Zero: All I have is this twinkie *takes out a twinkie*
Dustin: Are you sure thats all we have guys?
Everyone: .......
Scorpion: I have an idea! Let's deep fry the twinkie!!
Everyone: 
Sub-Zero: Okay!! *puts the twinkie on top of Scorpion's flaming skull*
Ivy: This group is so strange.......
Dustin: Well, since we are resting, why don't some of take turns taking naps?

Ryu: Yes, we do need to rest.....
Sub-Zero: *breaking off the deep-fried twinkie* Anybody want some?
Li Mei: OH oh Oh! I do I do I do!
Sub-Zero: Here ya go Mei Mei.
Li Mei: Yay!
Sub-Zero: Um okay *gives them both a piece* Anybody else?
Dustin: No, I'm fine...
Ivy: No thank you.
Mika: Nah, I'm ok.....
Ryu: I'll pass.....
Sub-Zero: Okay *eats the twinkie*
*Suddenly, they hear a tapping*
Li Mei: Huh? *looks around with a perplexed look and whip cream all over her face* What was that?
Scorpion: Hey! Look who's over there!
*Everyone turns to where Scorpion was pointing. They find Kilik behind the ice wall tapping it with his rod*
Ryu: Kilik?!?!
Kilik: ...
Ivy: How long have you been there?
Kilik: *tries to talk, but no one can hear him*
Dustin: Umm, I guess we should get him out.
Scorpion: Right! *takes off his mask , and blows fire at the ice*
Kilik: Thanks, I've been trying to get your attention for a while.
Dustin: O_O Uhh Kilik, you are on fire......
Scorpion: Opps..........
Kilik: O_O
Sub-Zero: *freezes Kilik to stop the flames*
Kilik: *frozen*
Dustin: Not again.......
Scorpion: Well, I'm risking it again and make sure he does the stop, drop, and roll deal *blows fire again*
Kilik: *gasps for air* Thanks Scorpion.....
Li Mei: Hey! No fire this time! ^_^
Mika: Haha, poor Kilik.....
*Suddenly a bright light hits them*
Dustin: *blinded by the light* What the hell?
*Then, a fish-like abdominal snowman appears*
Mika: Oh gross.......
Dustin: What the hell is that thing?
???: I am...Negative-Zero!! Muahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Sub-Zero: COPYCAT!!!
Dustin: Negative-Zero? How lame......

???: DAMN! Okay then I am...FUKITSU!

Kilik: That's better...
Ivy: So, you are the one who tried to capture us? Mind telling us why before I kill you?
Fukitsu: Because you invaded my current! Now you will pay!
Ivy: Well, taste my sword you pathetic beast! *Ivy charges at the monster, but he swipes her before she can reach him. She flies and lands on Ryu*
Ivy: Ugh.....
Scorpion: Hey! Where are Kenshi and Jami???
Fukitsu: Muahahahahaha! They are resting comfortably!
*Suddenly, light fills the light behind Fukitsu. It reveal Kenshi and Jami frozen in the wall together*
Ryu: You monster! Let them go!!
Fukitsu: I don't think so!
Sub-Zero: Take this! *tries to attack Fukitsu, but is knocked down and crashes into Dustin*
Dustin: Damn it Sub.
Scorpion: I got this! *peforms summon hellfire and toasty!*
Fukitsu: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*
Mika: Wow, that was easy!
Kilik: Yea. Now let's get Jami and Kenshi out of there.
*The group runs over to Kenshi and Jami and free them. Both are unconscious*
Ivy: Here *backhands Jami and she wakes up*
Jami: O_O
Mika: Ouch.
Dustin: Well, it worked.
Li Mei: Here, I can wake Kenshi up! *takes one of his hands and puts them on her melons*
Kenshi: *wakes up* What the...*realizes where his hand is* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Li Mei:  Works everytime.
Dustin: O_O
Li Mei: Awwww, my Dusty, don't be jealous. You can touch my melons any time 
Everyone: 
Dustin: Uh, so anyway, how do we get out of here?
Jami: *shakes her head quickly* I have no idea...of course...
Ivy: And we can't be back. The passage was closed.......
Frost: No, we made a passage before. If we hurry, we can make it out of here.
Dustin: No, Ivy collapsed a passage a while back. It's blocked.
Ryu: That's right. We're trapped in here.......
Kilik: Damn...
Mika: So, we're stuck in here? Forever?
Sub-Zero: There's got to be a way out!
Kenshi: Hmmm, I think I could be able to lift us out, but the ceiling is blocking us......
*Suddenly, the place starts to shake and icicles start falling down*
Ivy: What is going on?
Scorpion: EARTHQUAKE!!!!!
*Then, the ceiling splits, and an ear piercing scream can be heard in the cavern*
Everyone: *covers their ears in agony*
*Then the screaming stops*
Mika: What the...
*Everyone looks up and sees a woman's figure floating down*
Sindel: It's good to see you all again as well...
Dustin: Sindel!
Ryu: *Shit! I forgot about her...*
Sub-Zero: How did you know we were here?
Sindel: I managed to escape and I've been trying to find my way out...but I found you dearies here.

Ivy: Well, it appears the ceiling is gone. I guess Kenshi can hop to it now.
Kenshi: Right.*starts to concentrate*
*Everyone gets surrounded by blue energy, and they start to float up towards the exit*
Ryu: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Kenshi: Sindel, once we get the top, use your scream to open the rest of the ice. I will keep the water from flowing in.
Sindel: Okay, just be careful *flies up*
*Sindel uses her powers, and the rest of the ceiling collapes. Kenshi and the others float up, while the water is being kept still. Kenshi then uses his powers to part the water, and they float to the surface. Then, they return to their boat*
Dustin: Finally! I thought we would never get out of there.
Sub-Zero: Let's get to the island...NOW!!
*The boat starts moving again, and they reach the Island in a half hour*
Scorpion: *Jumps out of the boat, and starts to kiss the ground* Land!
Sindel: Yes, I am glad to get out of that boat.
Dustin: Man, about time.
Jami: Tell me about it.
Mika: Phew, I'm glad thats all over. So what do we do now?
Kenshi: We have to get the camp house built......
Dustin: He's right. And we will also have to scout out the island.
Sindel: Scorpion, Sub-Zero, that's your job.
Sub-Zero: Leave that to me and Scorp. We'll do it once the camp is done.
*And so they build the camp.  Surprisingly, the house is finished in a few hours, and the group is able to rest for the night. After a long, treacherous journey, our heroes finally have some time to relax. Later that night, after the group finished the house...*
Mika: Well, I guess thats it.....
Frost: *yawn* I'm feeling really tired.
Dustin: Me too. I guess it's a good time to hit the hay.
Scorpion: Let's race for the beds!!
*Everyone races and jumps on the beds. Dustin is left standing realizing they were one bed short*
Dustin: %&%#!
Li Mei: Awww Dusty. *seductive voice* You can share my bed with me.....
Dustin: O_O; Ahh, that's ok Li Mei. I guess it's the floor for me. *sigh*
Sindel: We'll have to add a new bed to our shopping list.
Mika: Yea, poor Dustin. *looks at him sypathetically*
Ivy: Well, lights out everyone. I need my sleep.

Jami: *snores*

*And so everyone goes to bed. What will happen the next night. Stay turned in Episode 3: First Day On the Island!*

 *****   (none)   **   *

Rated: PG-13

It is now morning at the new camp...

Dustin: *Just walking up* Ugh, that was the worst sleep ever. *Sees Li Mei on top of him* What the…

Li Mei: *snores away as she is being thrown off*

Ivy: Well it’s about time someone woke up.
Dustin: Ummm, yea, but Ivy.....It's 7 in the morning?
 Jami: *growls* But I don't want cheesecake! *snores*
Mika: *mumble* Oh Rocky, youre my hero......*snoring*
Sub-Zero: I want a mocha popsicle *snores*
Dustin: So Ivy, why are you up so early?
Ivy: I'm making you all breakfast if you don't mind.
Dustin:  That doesn't sound like you.......
Ivy: Well no one cooks pancakes better than me.
Sindel: *walks in with only a bra and panites on* Oh Dusty youre up. Would you be a dear and go get me my suit case?
Dustin:  Ummm, sure..yea....ok.....*gets up to go get Sindels luggage*
Kenshi: *grumbles* Neu...Ermac, you're not my father, neu...*snores*
*On the way to get Sindels luggage, Dustin notices something move out of the corner of his eye*
Dustin: Huh?
*Dustin goes to check it out.  Suddenly, someone jumps out of the bushes and attacks Dustin!  The two end up struggling on the ground, and it looks like Dustin can't get away!*
Dustin: What the hell??? Who are you???
*Ivy and Sindel come out weapons in hands*
Sindel: What the...Who the hell are you???
*Seeing that armed warriors have appeared, the assaultant gets up and proceeds to walk towards them, revealing to be a young, short, blonde haired girl in a blue leotard*
Mysterious girl: I have been ordered to terminate all of you!
Ivy: Why?
Mysterious girl: No questions. Just DIE!
Ivy: Then taste my sword!
Sindel: ...Not again..*Ivy and the Mysterious Girl fight for only a few seconds.  Then Sindel kicks the girl down to the ground and brings her weapon to her throad*:
Dustin: Nice job you two.
Sindel: I demand to know why you are trying to attack us...and don't think that I will think twice about using this!
*After having a long blank stare, the mysterious girl goes unconscious*
Ivy: Wonderful.
Dustin: What the hell is going on here?
Sindel: *still in here bra and panties* I guess we should bring her inside.
Ivy: We'll tie her up on my bed.

Sindel: Good idea.
Dustin: Ok, I'll go wake everyone up.
*Dustin goes and turns the fire alarm on.*
Ivy: Fine.
*Everyone but Jami wakes up.*
Dustin: Great, guess I have to get more of Voldo's water........
Frost: Wait! Better idea...*goes to Jami and just stares*
*After a few seconds, Jami wakes up and sees Frost's face*
Jami: O_O YIPE!!
Dustin: Well, I'll save Voldo's water for later then. *evil smirk*
Sub-Zero: *Accidentally knocks down the bucket full of Voldo's water* Oops...
Dustin: Dammit Sub!
Kilik: So what's going on since the fire alarm went off?
Dustin: Oh yea. Well, I was going out to the boat, to get Sindel's luggage, when I was attacked by some weird girl.
*Then, everyone sees Ivy and Sindel drag the unconscious girl to Ivy's bed. Then, they take ropes and tie her down to the bed*
Dustin: Okay, how are we gonna wake her up?
Everyone: .....
Li Mei: I'd let her touch my melons, but it only works on men.....
Everyone: 
Ivy: Let me do it. *Backhands the girl and she wakes up*
Ryu: Wow, Ivy is tough.
Scorpion: Nah, she just got lucky.
Ivy: *glares at Scorpion*
Mysterious Girl: LET ME OUT OF HERE!!
Dustin: Hold on you lil brat. Tell us who you are!
Jami: Yeah, tell us because you owe me some sleep! *puts pillow over her head*
Li Mei: Yea, only I am allowed to jump on top of Dusty!
Everyone: 
Kilik: So anyway, why did you attack Dustin?
*Suddenly, a giant swarm of chickens surrounded our heroes*
Ryu: What the...
Dustin:  Kung Fu chickens?
Jami: I WANT MY SLEEP!! *turn into Evil Jami*
Chickens: We are not Kung Fu Chickens! We are the Undeafetable Chicken Warriors!
Kilik: They talk......
Kenshi: *takes out katana...and is shirtless* How lame.
Sindel: *takes her whip...and still in bra and panties* Time to get rid of this pests.
Evil Jami: Good idea! *takes out Pulse Blade*
Dustin: Right! *takes out Lightsaber*
*The heroes make quick work of the giant chickens*
Kilik: Wow, that was so random.
Dustin: Yea, who would of ever thought that would happen?
Mysterious Girl: Hey! What am I doing here? Why am I tied up?
Frost: Oh lord you only realize that now. Yup, blonds are dumb...except Mika.
Dustin: Ummm, no, I think that pertains to them all.
Mika: *does Butt launch attack on Dustin*
Dustin: *Stuck under Mikas butt*
Mika: Say you're sorry. NOW!
Dustin: Fine, I'm sorry!
Mika: *gets off of Dustin* That's better 
Ivy: Oye, let's just talk to this little brat and get it over with! My pancakes are about to be overcooked.
Dustin: Right. So girly, who are you?
Mysterious Girl: My name is...My name is Cammy White.
Mika: Cammy.....that sounds so familiar....
Dustin: I have no idea who she is.
Li Mei: So Cammy, why did you attack my Dusty?
Cammy: Because my master has sent me to because he was bored.
Dustin: 
Ivy: Really? And who is this master of yours?
Cammy: I will not speak of his name.
Scorpion: Hehehe, should I use my, "influence" on her?
Sindel: No, that won't be necessary. Just leave me alone with her and I will get all of the information we need.
Dustin: Ummmm. okkkkk.
Jami: I don't wanna get up...
Ivy: *grabs Jami and drags her into the next room*
Ryu: I guess we should all go.
Jami: OWE!
Kenshi: Okay.
*They all leave*
*In the next room...*
Dustin: Hey, has anyone seen my socks?
Scorpion: *is wearing them* No...
Dustin:  Ugh, you stretched them out. Just keep them.
*Suddenly, Sub Zero walks in from the kitchen with syrup all over his face*
Sub-Zero: Man, those pancakes were gooooooood.
Ivy: 
Dustin: Don't tell me...
Mika: Noooooo. I am soooo hungry.....
Sub-Zero: Well, I did leave one.....
Sindel: Ok everyone. You can come back in.
*Everyone goes back in*
 Sindel: Well, it was really easy to find it all out. It turns out our little girl has been brainwashed.......
Li Mei: Brainwashed? Why?
Sindel: Because her 'master' used her as a mindless puppet.
Dustin: Did you find out who her master is?
Sindel: No. In fact, she doesn't know her master's name.
Ivy: Strange..
Kilik: This blows...
Scorpion: Blow? Okay! *Takes off his mask and blows fire!*
Kilik: WHOA! I didn't mean it like that! *dodges fire*
Dustin: *On fire rolling on the ground* Stop Scorpion!!!
Scorpion: *stops and puts his mask back on* Okay.
Mika: *takes whatever's left of Voldo's water and splashes it on Dustin extinguishing the fire* There you go!
Dustin: 
Sindel: So anyway people.....I did manage to free her from the brainwashing, but she will be asleep for about a day.
Ivy: So where am I going to sleep?
Sub-Zero: You can bunk with me 
Ivy: Hahaha. I'd rather sleep with Dustin.
Dustin: Hey!
Li Mei: NO! No one sleeps with my Dusty but me!
Dustin: 
Kenshi: That sounded so wrong...
Kilik: Poor Dustin.....
Frost: ...so now what?
Jami: I'm going back to bed *takes pillow and goes back on her bed*
Ivy: Well, I'm going to share with Jami. She's less obnoxious than all of you. *Goes over to Jami's bed* Move over!
Jami: *smacks Ivy with a pillow* I thought you were a morning person.
Ivy: I do need my beauty sleep. *smacks Jami's butt*
Dustin:  Ooooooooooookay...
Jami: HEY! I've been violated!
Kenshi: Okay, new plan...Ivy, you can take my bed, I'll sleep on the floor.
Dustin: Damn, I was looking forward to a good show....
Ryu: It's just easier this way.
Dustin: Yea, it is...
Li Mei: So, didn't Sub say there was one more pancake left?
Scorpion: *burp* Already had it.
Mika: Ahhhh, Scorpion, I'm so hungry! *does butt launch on Scorpion*
Scorpion: ...owe...
Frost: Well, I can always cook up some oatmeal and there's extra fruit in the luggage somewhere.
Dustin: Well, thats better than nothing.
Jami: *snoring*
Kilik: That girl can fall asleep fast.
Ivy: Well children, I'm going to get a little more sleep.
Dustin: But Ivy, aren't you hungry?
Ivy: No deary, I already had my pancakes.
Kilik: Wait a minute...
Ivy: Ta ta *goes on Kenshi's bed and falls asleep*
Kenshi: *uses his telekinetic powers and brings her outside while she's sleeping*
Dustin: You know, you will pay for that later Kenshi.
Kenshi: Maybe....*smirks*
Frost: Okay, I'm off to make oatmeal. How about we send two people to get whatever tropical fruit is out there.
Sindel: Yes, and I will need my clothes sometimes today.
Dustin: So who will go?
Frost: Well let's see...Ivy and Jami are asleep, I'm making the oatmeal, and Sindel is still half nude...
Dustin: Well, I'll go...
Mika: Yea, I want to explore the island!  I'm gonna go too.
Frost: All right, we'll see you two later.
Sub-Zero: *snoring away*
*So the two leave to get food, Sindel's clothes, and explore the island a little*
Dustin: So Mika, what was it you wanted to see?
Mika: Everything, since I've never seen this place before. Maybe in the meantime, we can collect some wood to make a bon fire tonight.
Dustin: Good idea.
*So they gather some fruit and wood, and place it in a large bag*
Mika: Hey Dustin?
Dustin: Yea?
Mika: How did Li Mei get the assassin job?
Dustin: Ummmm, that's a good question...she was just there I guess...
Mika: I see...well, let's get more wood.
Dustin: Why were you wondering about it?
Mika: Just curious.
*They continue to collect more wood and fruit. Soon they returned to the camp and find Frost cooking the oatmeal on Scorpion's head*
Scorpion: I'm a decoy I tell ya!
Dustin: Why am I not surprised to see that?
Mika: *giggles*
Frost: Well the matches weren't working so I decided to use hellboy over here.
Dustin: I see.
Ryu: I'm famished. How much longer?
Frost: Well...*DING* It's done! Now I need the bowls...
Scorpion: You owe me a beer...
Li Mei: Yay, you guys brought more melons for me 
Mika: ...
Ryu: ...yeah...
Frost: *puts the oatmeal in the coconut bowls*
Dustin: Hey, this is really good Frost. I usually don't like oatmeal.
Frost: Thanks, it's my own specialty.
*Everyone else except Ivy get up and retreive their breakfast*
Dustin: Hey, Jami finally got up.
Jami: Well, my stomach's keeping me up.
Dustin: Are you sure youre just not worried Ivy is gonna crawl in bed with you? 
Ryu: *chuckles*
Jami: ...I am not afraid of a tall, obnoxius British woman with a snake sword.
Mika: Suuuuuuure. Just like Dustin isn't afraid of Li Mei's melons.
Dustin: 
Ryu: *chuckles*
Scorpion: So, what should we do today?
Dustin: Ummm. I'm not sure. I thought it was gonna take us longer to set up camp.
Sindel: Oh hey sweeties, we still need to install the television system.
Li Mei: O Yea! I can't miss American Idol tonight!
Dustin: Well, I guess we'll work on that today. But it will take all of us if we are going to finish it by nightfall......
Sub-Zero: Okay.
Kenshi: Why not just let me use my powers and do the work, it'll go a lot quicker.
Dustin: But there are a lot of wires to plug in. You sure you will get it right?
*Within ten seconds, the entire cable system is connected*
Scorpion: Wow...
Mika: Awesome Kenshi!
Kenshi: Before I became a swordsman, I was a cableman.
Everyone: 
Sub-Zero: And I was a plumber!
Everyone: 
Frost: Oh god, you must've been one of those plumbers whose buttcrack shows when they bend over...
Sub-Zero: For your information Frost, I happen to have a very nice butt crack.
Frost: ...
Everyone:....
Kenshi: At this point, I am so glad to be blind.
Dustin: Any who, Jami, go turn on the TV to and find something good on.
Jami: I don't watch that much TV...
Mika: Hey, now is the time to start watching 

Dustin: Just turn it on Jamsy...
Jami: Grrr. *Turns TV on and TMNT is playing*  YAY! *watches*
Sub-Zero: Yea! TMNT rules!
Scorpion: Turtle Power!
*Suddenly, without any warning, the TV blows up and electrocutes Jami, Sub-Zero, and Scorpion*
Kenshi: HOLY SHIT!!!
Dustin: Are you okay?
Sub-Zero: *sizzling* We're okay...
Jami: I'm all fried...
Scorpion: That's the second time I got eletrocuted!
Mika: Owwww, that looks like it hurt.....
Li Mei: Awwwww, poor things.....
Dustin: Ummm, Kenshi, what are you gonna do about this?
Kenshi: ....Ummm.....
Mika: Dustin, what are we gonna do?
Jami: Well we can always watch DVD's on my laptop.
Dustin: So 12 people are gonna huddle around your laptop?
Li Mei: Sounds cozy.^_^
Dustin: ...
Jami: Actually, I brought a projectile with me so we can actually watch the movie on a big screen.
Li Mei: Awww. O well, I'll still cuddle with my Dusty.^_^
Everyone: .....
Mika: Umm, so anyway, what DVDs are we gonna watch?
*Suddenly...Ivy comes into the room extremely pissed.*
Ivy: All right! Who's the smartass who threw me outside in my sleep???
Dustin: Ummmmm....
Mika: Uhhhhhhh....
Jami: Ehhhhh....
Scorpion:..................
Frost: *looks around*
Ivy: ANSWER ME! WHO DID IT?!
Sub-Zero: ALL RIGHT! IT WAS THE BLIND MAN!
Kenshi: ...thanks a lot Sub-Zero....
*Suddenly, Ivy tackles Kenshi and starts beating the crap outta him!*
Jami: Hey! He has a disability!
Ivy: *during the fight* DO YOU KNOW HOW HUMILIATING THAT WAS?
Kenshi: OWE! HELP!
IVY: I WOKE UP BEING HUMPED BY A FROG!!!!!
Scorpion: *tries not to laugh*
Dustin: Ummm, should we get her off of him?
Jami: *pries Ivy off Kenshi, who's battered and bruised*
Kenshi: Sub-Zero...you owe me a beer!
Ivy: Let go of me. *Gets herself out of Jami's grasps* DONT YOU EVER TRY THAT AGAIN!!! *Storms off*
Frost: I hope she has plenty of tampons cause I think her time is coming...
Kenshi: You're telling me...
Dustin: No comment.
Li Mei: Wow, Ivy has some mean melons.
Mika: Ugh, is that all you think about Li Mei?
Li Mei: Only when my Dusty is around.
Scorpion: It's definitely all I can think about *stares at Li Mei's melons*
Li Mei: *smacks Scorpion* Only Dusty can stare at my melons.
Scorpion: ...owe...
Dustin: Ummmm, thanks, I think.....
Mika: Oh god...
Jami: Well, I'm going to get the first aid kit and help swell down Kenshi's bruises. In the meantime, why don't some of you go and catch some salmon for dinner tonight.
Dustin: I can't fish........
Sub-Zero: Mmm salmon...
Scorpion: No prob Dusty, I'll teach ya!
Li Mei: Yay, we get to learn to fish!
Mika: Cool!
Sindel: *is finally dressed* I'll help too.
Kilik: Ryu and I will stay here to keep an eye on Cammy and Ivy.
Ryu: Yea...
Dustin: All right, so me, Scorp, Sub, Li Mei, Sindel, and Mika will go fishing.
Li Mei: YAY!
Mika: ^_^
Kilik: I'll look after Cammy and Ryu looks after Ivy.
Ryu: HEY!
Kilik: Hehehe, I called it first.....
Ryu: *grumbles*
Li Mei: Let's go catch some melons!
Everyone: ......
Dustin: That's fish Li Mei. Let's go catch some fish......
*Everyone going fishing catches some fish. Kilik decides to train in the fort, Jami is helping to swell down Kenshi's bruises, and Ryu goes out to keep an eye on the extremely-pissed-off Ivy*
Scorpion: Ok, so when you bait your hook, be sure not to breath fire on it..
Dustin: Yea, I think I can handle that part....
Mika: This is fun!
Li Mei: Yea! Watch how far I can cast my line!
*Li Mei swings her pole back, but the hook gets caught on Mikas top!*
Li Mei: Here we go! *whiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
*Mika's top rips right off revealing her twins*
Dustin, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Sindel: 
Mika: ...Why are you all looking at me like that?
Li Mei: AWWWWW, Mika, your melons are so cuuuuuttteeee!! 
Mika: O_O *quickly looks down* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Meanwhile...
Ivy: RYU, FOR THE LAST TIME, GET OFF OF ME!
Ryu: I'm not even on you!
IVY: YOU'RE 10 FEET AWAY! THAT IS TOO CLOSE!!!
*Ivy cracks her whip sword!*
Ryu: *runs away back into the fort*
*Meanwhile...
Kenshi: Ugh, Ivy didn't have to go THAT far....
Jami: Unfortunately she did.
Kenshi: Well, thank you for the help Jami, You are too kind.
Jami: *smirks* No problem.
Kenshi: ...So do you have any plans for the future Jami?
Jami: ...Eh...I wanted to go into the gaming industry, but knowing the US Government, that's not gonna happen. Oh well, I can always go back into writing.
Kenshi: Hehe, yeah, I have read some of your stories. They are really good. But, I was wondering.......
Jami: ...eh, Kenshi...how exactly DO you read my stories?
Kenshi: I can feel the ink on the paper. 
Jami: Ahhh okay....so what were you wondering?
Kenshi: ...Ummm, nevermind....
*Meanwhile...
Kilik: *Wow, this Cammy girl must be strong to stand a chance against Ivy AND Sindel.  I wonder exactly why she was sent her*
*Kilik had been admiring Cammy all day, and little did he know that he developed a small crush on her....*
*Meanwhile back at the fishing area...
Mika: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sindel: Oh deary, it's ok. I have a spare bra.
Mika: But its waaaaaaay too big! *on the verge of tears*
Dustin: Umm, hear Mika, you can use my shirt.
Mika: *sniff* Thank you Dustin *quickly puts shirt on*
Dustin: Umm, ok then. I guess everything is ok now....
Li Mei: EEEEK! I caught something!!!!
Scorpion: ...wow...
Dustin: Oh wow Li Mei, good job!
Sindel: Who would have thought that would happen......
Scorpion: Beats me.
Sub-Zero: *shrugs his shoulders*
Li Mei: *pulls in her catch*
*Li Mei's catch turns out to be...a giant, slimy eel!*
Everyone: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!
Scorpion: It's not a salmon, but it's food...*touches the eel and gets electricuted*.....NOT AGAIN!!
Sindel: Ugh, how will we possibly be able to handle that?
Sub-Zero: Well, we always have Kenshi.
Dustin: That's right.
*But the eel breaks off the line, and starts jumping around the dock, shocking everyone*
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(ZZZZT)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*Meanwhile...
Ivy: Ugh, I feel so clammy today.....O_O Oh no.......I forgot them....
*Ivy sees Ryu slowly coming towards her with a kane*
Ivy: NOW IS NOT THE TIME RYU!
Ryu: DON'T HURT ME!
Ivy: What do you want?????
Ryu: I, um...*goes through pockets and takes out a tampon* I figured you needed this!
Ivy: *fuming* ARRRRGHHH! YOU WERE LISTENING TO ME!!!!
Ryu: No, I actually wasn't...
Ivy: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH  *attacks Ryu*
Ryu: NEUUUUU!!!!!!
*15 minutes later...*
Kenshi: Wow Ryu, Ivy did a number on you...
Jami: Good thing I didn't use all the ice-patch up.
Ryu: *All battered and bruised* Yea, thanks guys...
*Kilik walks in*
Kilik: Ryu, what happened to you? ...wait, nevermind.
Ryu: *vengeful glare*
Kilik: *backs away slooooooooowly.*
Kenshi: So Kilik, how is our little assasin doing?
Kilik: She's still asleep.
Kenshi: Ah I see...Is that all?
Kilik: ...yeah...
Kenshi: .......
Jami: ..........
Ryu: ........
*Frost appears*
Frost: Well, the fishers should be back soon...ahh, I see Ivy did a good number on Ryu.
Ryu: Ugh. I dont want to talk about it....
Frost: Okay.
Kenshi: Kilik was just going to tell us what he was doing with our assasin all day....*smirk*
Frost: *looks at Kilik* Tell me! Tell me! I love gossip!
Kilik: *sweating* Umm, nothing, I was just keeping an eye on her........
Kenshi: Both eyes......
Frost: Tee hee...come on, you know you want to tell more *grins*
Kilik: ...Ummm....Hey! I think my laundry is done! *runs off*
Frost: Chicken!
Jami: Ah leave him alone.
Ryu: *chuckles* Yea Frost...mmm, and don't you have your own little secrets? It's not nice to bug other people......
Frost: ...be quiet.
*Then, Ivy comes in the room and everyone grows silent.*
Ivy: It's ok. I worked out all my anger on Ryu. I just want to rest darlings.
Everyone: ...
Ivy: When will dinner be started?
Frost: When the fishers get...
*Suddenly, the door bursts open and the fishers come in...all burned and electrocuted*
Jami: ...great, more people to take care of...
Li Mei: That was sooooooo much fun!
Mika: I didn't have much fun.......
Frost: That stinks Mika.
Kenshi: *sniff* Eh...what's that smell?
Sub-Zero: ...Eel...
Jami:...
Dustin:....yea........
Frost: Anything else?
The Fishers: .........
Ryu: Great.......
Frost: ...all right, let me go cook it up.
Ryu: Mika, why are you wearing Dustin's shirt?
Dustin: Umm, that's a long story.....
Li Mei: Lets just say, Mika has some really cute melons of her own. 
Ryu: 
Frost: You poor thing.
Scorpion: *Grinning under his mask*
Mika: Right Li Mei announce it to EVERYONE!
Dustin: Umm, Mika, why don't you go get some new clothes.
Mika: Okay. *leaves*
Scorpion: So...who wants some melons for dinner?
Everyone: ...

*And so, Episode 3 comes to a close. Will Ivy beat up more men? How will dinner be? Will Kilik admit his feelings for Cammy? Stay Tuned for Episode 4: Yo Ho Ho And a Bottle O' Rum!*

**NOTE***  I know, the font size is REALLY screwed up.  Unfortunately I was not able to fix it...

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Rated: PG-13

*When we last left off, Ivy beat the crap out of Kenshi and Ryu and the fishers caught their only dinner...an eel....Frost cooked it up and now everyone is sitting around with a piece of eel around them with a fruit on the side*

Rated: PG-13

Work In Progress...

Sindel: Are you sure the monster went this way Kenshi?
Kenshi: Yes, it seems like he left a trail of acid on the way...
Ryu: Hmm, why would he kidnap Jami like that......

Ivy: I have no idea, but I will make him feel pain.

Frost: Scorpion...why are you wearing Sindel's thong?

Kilik: Man, that is so gross...
Scopion: But I don't have my own underwear and these were the biggest ones I can fit in!
Cammy: Umm, does he always act like this?
Frost: ...sometimes...
Sindel: So what are you saying? That I have a BIG BUTT?! Take those off NOW!
Scorpion: Ugh, fine, but I'm going behind that bush over there, don't want people to see me in my manly glory.
Sub-Zero: Trust me, NONE of us want to see that.
Li Mei: Eeew, naked Scorpion. I think I'm gonna throw up.
Scorpion: Whatever *goes behind the bushes, takes off the thong, puts his pants back on and comes back out* Here you go *gives the thong to Sindel*
Sindel: Yuck, they are all sweaty. Sub, be a dear and put these on ice for me.
Sub-Zero: Umm, sure *freezes them*
Ivy: Could we please drop this subject and pay attention to where we are going.......
Ryu: Yea, we've been going through this jungle for about an hour......
*Then, they hear a noise not too far from them*
Kilik: Did you guys here that?
Ivy: Quiet. *whispers* Kenshi, can you sense what that was?
Kenshi: Sounds like drums. Come on, let's check it out.
*So the group quiety travels to the spot where the drumming sound is coming from. When they get closer, they all start to duck down. Ivy and Ryu peer out of the bushes to see.......A bunch of Kung-Fu Chickens performing the 'anawana' dance*
Ryu and Ivy: O_o

Cammy: *To Frost: This is sooo weird. Does stuff like this happen all the time?
Sindel: Kenshi, are they the ones who took Jami?
Kenshi: I don't remember chickens doing the...*Suddenly, they see a reptilian creature come out....and he is carrying a bound and gagged Jami over his shoulder
Scorpion: Holy shit!
Kenshi: *fuming*>:o
Ivy: Hold it Kenshi: There are too many of them.
Sub-Zero: And she's still sleeping!
Jami: *snores*
Kilik: Wow. That girl is a deep sleeper.
Cammy: So what do we do?
Sindel: Lets listen to what they are saying.....
Reptile: We have captured the culprit!
Kung-Fu Chickens: BLOK! (YAY!)
Reptile: With this girl, we now finally have the key to invade this world! Come my warriors! To our secret, underground laboratory!
Kung-Fu Chickens: BLOK BLOK! (YES MASTER!)
Ryu: They have a laboratory on our island?
Frost: Guess they do.
Ivy: I thought Scorpion and Sub Zero were supposed to search the island? *glares at Sub and Scorp*
Scorpion: We were NEVER asked that.
Sub-Zero: Agree.
Ryu: Umm, I recall you two volunteering to do that before we made camp.......
Sub-Zero: Ehhh....
*Meanwhile, Dustin and Mika have finally returned to the Island.
Dustin: Well, that was fun wasnt it Mika.
Mika: Yeah...hey a note! *picks up note* Off to save the world...again ~Ivy
Dustin: Oh great. Well, I guess we have the house to ourselves. What should we do?
Mika: Umm...hmm, Ivy left something in the pot, let's have dinner.
Dustin: Sounds good. You set the table, Ill get it served up.......
Mika: Okay. *She sets the table...with candles too*
Dustin: *brings out the food on serving plates* Yumm, this smells good. Hey, why is it so dark in here?
Mika: *seductively* Hi Dustin...
Dustin: Umm, hey. Well, ok then, how much do you want?
Mika: Umm, I guess a few scoops...mmm smells good.
Dustin: Heh, there you go. Man, this looks great. Ivy is a good cook.
Mika: Yeah *eats them* Mmmmm yummy.
Dustin: *eats it too* Oh man, this is delicious. I wonder what it is....
Mika: We'll ask Ivy when they get back.
Dustin: Yea. Umm, say Mika, why are the candles out?
Mika: I just thought I'd make dinner look, well, splendid.
Dustin: Oh, ok then. O man, I forgot the drinks. What do you want?
Mika: How about some red wine.
Dustin: O_o ummm, yea sure ok...*goes into the kitchen and gets the wine, then returns to the table* Ok, ill pour you your glass.
Mika: Okay *holds out glass*
Dustin: *pours the glass, but something trips his leg, and he spills some on Mikas clothes* O_O Mika! O god, Im sooo sorry!
Mika: No, no! It's okay. I can just go in the other room and change.
Dustin: Ok. Well, when you change, Ill go clean it for you.
Mika: Okay *leaves*
*Meanwhile...
Kenshi: *still fuming*>:o
Jami: *still snoring*
Kilik: Calm down Kenshi. She will be alright.
Ivy: Yes Kenshi. Dont let your anger cloud your judgement.
Kenshi: *breathes* Whatever.
Scorpion: O_O HOLY SMOKES!
Frost; SSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Sindel: Ugh! *whispers loudly* What is it Scorpion?
Scorpion: Dude...i just remembered what happened last night when we got trashed!
Sindel: What are you talking about?
CyborgdragonX8: Scorpion: I remember it all clearly! Frost went down on Sub, Dustin, Mika, and Li Mei all made out with each other, Ivy and Sindel got it on, and I made out with a rock!
Everyone: O_o
Sub-Zero: You made out w/ a rock???
Scorpion: Umm, yea I guess I did. But when I was done with it, Jami used it as a pillow, but it was so hot she burned her lips. Hehe, good times!
Everyone: O_o
Ivy: So that explains why her lips were all blistered.
Sindel: But then deary, what about everyone else?
Scorpion: Well, Kenshi tore Jami's shirt off and they made out, but everyone else was just asleep.
Ryu: *thank god I didn't do anything*
Scorpion: Oh and Ryu tried to get it on with a frog.

Ryu: o.O
Li Mei: Awwww Ryu, I bet that was cute. So we all had a lot of fun last night ^_^
Kenshi: So wait a second...you're saying that you and Jami didn't do anything?
Scorpion: Yea, it was just me and the rock. Man, I loved that rock. *sniff*, I miss Sasha.
Kilik: You named it Sasha!?!?!
Ivy: And I thought Li Mei was weird.
Li Mei: Hey! I'm not weird. I just like melons^_^
Sindel: Uh, anyway dearies, shouldn't we be following them?
Scorpion: ...oh yeah...
Sub-Zero: They're leaving!
*So they all quietly follow Reptile and his band of deadly chickens*
Cammy: *to Frost* O man, I'm so glad I wasn't at the beach with you guys.
Frost: Yeah...
Kilik: *this whole time, Kilik just realized he hasnt taken his eyes off Cammy*
*And Kenshi tries to imagine what happened at the beach.
*So after following the evildoers for about an hour, our heroes arrive at a hidden cave, deep in the islands jungle*Ryu: So they must be in there.
Cammy: So what are we going to do?
Frost: We'll have to find a motive somehow..
*Suddenly...
Jami: HEY! WHERE THE HELL AM I????!!!
Ivy: Wow, she's actually awake...
Reptile: Well well. My bride, you have actually woken up.
Kenshi: What?! *takes out his katana and begins to go after Reptile*
Ivy: Stop him!
*Everyone tackles Kenshi before he gets to close*
Jami: Eww man, I'd rather marry Voldo.
Reptile: Dont worry my dear, I shall explain it all to you. And after the ceremony, you will accept me willingly!
*The evildoers head down into the deep cave. And Jami's friends follow*
Cammy: Wow, I can barely see where we are going.
Ivy: Kenshi, next time keep a cool head, or my fist will meet your face AGAIN.
Kenshi: ....
Sindel: Now now, let's save the fighting for later dearies. We still have to save Jami.
Ryu: Right. We all need to stay level headed if we are going to save her.
Frost: Let's keep following.
Scorpion: You mentioned it being dark? *takes off mask and his flaming skull lights up the area. The light reveals the pathway to the bottom*
Kilik: Is there anyway you can tone it down? We dont want to give ourselves away.
Scorpion: Yeah definitely *tones down flames*
Ivy: Well Kenshi, which tunnel did they take?
Kenshi: *points to the left* That way.
Sindel: Great. Let's get going then.
*Finally, after navigating all the way through, they arrive at the inner chamber. After peering inside, they see Jami tied down to a strange altar, with a giant statue of a reptillian creature above her. Reptile is standing next to her, with a strange green jewel in his hand.*
Ivy: O god...
Reptile: You see my dear, this altar was made millions of years ago. It was used to convert sentient creatures into Raptors. I originally planned to convert every human to restore my race, but I decided it would be easier to just transform one human female, and then procreate.
Cammy: Thats disgusting!
Sub-Zero: This is bad...real bad...
Ryu: Well, any plans before he starts that thing up?
Jami: You know...you chose the wrong human to attempt to marry *turns into Evil Jami and breaks the chains*
Reptile: Hehehe, I know all about your evil side. *Reptile holds up a staff, and it immobilizes Evil Jami!*
Evil Jami: Damn nab it!
Reptile: You see, because of your dark side, you are the perfect female to become my mate!
Frost; This is ridiculous!*Now filled with extreme rage, Kenshi runs out towards the army of chickens in a berserk frame of mind*
Ivy: Damn it! I knew he was going to do that.
Sindel: Great. Well, let's go give him support!
Sub-Zero: OKAY!
*Everyone follows Kenshi!
Scorpion: Fried Chicken here I come!
Cammy: Time to show these chickens who's boss!
*The heroes engage the chickens, using all their patented moves and powers! Sindel uses her whip sword and utterly destroys a small portion of opponents. Sub-Zero freezes many of the chickens alongside Frost. Scorpion burns them to fried chickens, Cammy uses her martial arts and beats launches a group into an acid pit, and Ryu, Kilik, and Li Mei band together and take out the remaining enemies!*
Reptile: SO! YOU THINK YOU HAVE WON? WELL, LETS SEE HOW YOU FACE AGAINSTS MY MASTERS PET!
Scorpion: What pet?
*Suddenly, the entire cave shakes*
Scorpion: ...crap.
*And a giant green dragon crushes through a wall!*
Everyone: O_O;;;;;;;;
*Meanwhile...

Dustin: Man, I'm such a goof. What did I trip over? *Dustin searches the floor to see if he could have caught his leg on anything*
*Then Mika comes back out wearing...an extremely short short jeans and a white bikini top.*
Dustin: O_O
Mika: I'm back. I was thinking we could go for a swim after supper.
Dustin: Ummm, yea that would be good. Uhh, hehe, O yea, gimme your clothes and I'll be sure to wash them.
Mika: *gives Dustin her dirty clothes*
Dustin: Ok, I'll go put them in the laundry room. *leaves Mika alone for a few minutes, then he puts his own swimming trunks on and a t-shirt*

Dustin: Ok Mika. Im done with my dinner. You ready to go?
Mika: Sure...I'll race ya! *beginning running towards the beach*
*So Dustin and Mika race down to the beach...but on the way down, Mika trips!*
Mika: OWE!
*Then Dustin trips and lands on top of her*
Dustin: O_O Mika! I, I I I I.......
Mika: No, it's okay, we both tripped on that rock over there.
Dustin: Umm, yea. *blushing and sweating*
Mika: *looks at Dustin*
Dustin: Ummm, should we get up?
Mika: *quickly kisses him*
Dustin: O_O *is frozen un disbelief*
Mika: Umm, I'm sorry...Dustin: *shakes his head* Uhh, hehe, it's ok. Dont worry about. *big smirk:-D*

*They begin making out right there*
*Mika and Dustin embrace under the moonlight, and they are the happiest they have ever been. But suddenly....Voldo stands next to them!*
Dustin: O_o. *Gets up* Who the hell are you?
Voldo: *breathes* Dude, I came here to deliver my 'special' water.
Dustin: Ugh, take it to the camp please!
Voldo: Okay *takes it to the camp, then goes back to Dustin* Tell Scorpion, the guy who ordered it, there's no charge *leaves*
Dustin: O god, that was creepy.
Mika: You're telling me.
Meanwhile...
Kilik: * jumps away just as the green dragon smashes its fist on the floor* How will we beat this thing?
Scorpion: We'll have to do our best...in the meantime some of us should go after Reptile...HE'S GETTING AWAY WITH JAMI!!
Kenshi: ARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!! *runs after Reptile*
Jami: PUT ME DOWN! I HAVE LEGS DAMN IT!
Ivy: O great. I'll go after him. The rest of you get rid of this dragon! *runs*
Ryu: O yea, like it's that easy!
Scorpion: Come on Ryu, you're the almighty great dragon yourself.
*Suddenly, Cammy trips and falls off the edge of the pathway but manages to catch the edge.*
Cammy: Someone! Help!
Frost: I gotcha! *Goes to Cammy, but the dragon knocks Frost away, and proceeds to go after Cammy!*
Kilik: CAMMY!
CAmmy: AAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kilik *goes after Cammy and grabs her hand*
Kilik: I got you! Come on! *Kilik brings Cammy up just as the dragons claws hit the ground*
Scorpion: Time for my toasty! *blows fire at the dragon*
*The green dragon blows fire back at Scorpion!*
Scorpion: *burned to a crisp* Owe...
Li Mei: I'll use my melon power!
*But it has no affect!*
Li Mei: *whines* No fair!
Sindel: Hey everyone, maybe we can lead it into one of those acid pits!
Ryu: That's a good idea.
Frost: But how are we going to do that?
Cammy: We'll need a decoy to lead it there!
Sub-Zero: I'll do it.
Scorpion: Are you sure buddy? *as he dodges more dragon fire*
Sub-Zero: Yeah, incase I fall into the acid, I can always freeze myself to protect my body. But it won't last long so someone's gonna have to try to get me out.
Kilik: I'll swing you out with my rod if you fall in!Scorpion: Better yet, I'll use my spear.
Sindel: Yes, that has the best chance!
Cammy: Hurry you guys! It's coming back!
*The dragon comes back.*
Sub-Zero: *waves his arms!* HEY!! Over here!!
*The green dragon notices Sub-Zero and starts to go after him!*
Frost: Be careful Subbie!
Sub-Zero: No prob! I got this!
*Sub-Zero leads the dragon towards the pit!*
Sub-Zero: *freezes the floor to make the dragon slip*
*The dragon slips and falls, not before it's tail hits Sub-Zero and knocks him in the pit as well!*
Frost: NOOO!
Sindel: Scorpion! Do something!
Sub-Zero: *freezes himself*
Ryu: Hurry!
Scorpion: I got it! *spear comes out*
*But the spear doesn't reach in time, and Sub Zero falls into the acid! After a few minutes, the realization finally sunk in! Sub Zero was gone!*
Frost: No... *drops to her knees*
Ryu: How.....could this have happened........
Scorpion: Guys, I'm so sorry.
Cammy:*silent while staring at the pit*
Sindel: It wasn't your fault Scorpion. There just wasn't enough time.
Kilik: He was a strange one, but he was a great warrior.
Frost: *is crying uncontrollably*
Cammy: *goes over to Frost and comforts her*
*Suddenly, the room begins to cool
Ryu: What's going on???
*Then a huge blast of icy spray comes out of the pit and envelopes the room! The entire cave is now a crystal blue*
Cammy: What the...
*And before they could figure out what happens, the frozen Ice pit shatters, and a blue man flies out!*
Everyone: O_O
*And when the man lands, they realize it is Sub Zero, but he is much different. He is completely made of ice and his Dragon Medallion is embedded in his chest!*
Kilik: Dayam!
*But before they knew it, the medallion falls out, and Sub-Zero slowly reverts to his human form*
Sub-Zero: Told you things would be cool ^_^
Everyone: O_O
Frost: *immediately runs over to him and embraces him*
Scorpion: Wow buddy, I thought you were a goner!
Sindel: Amazing, how did you do that?
Sub-Zero: Oof! *hugs Frost too* I said I was going to freeze myself, but there was more to it than I imagined. Hehe, I guess that giant coin really comes in handy!Cammy: Obviously.
Scorpion: Dude, that's a medallion, not a coin.
Sub-Zero: Yea, but it does look like a giant coin!

Frost: Who cares! You're all right!
Kilik: Anyway, we could sit around and talk about this all day, but Reptile still has Jami!
Sindel: You're right, let's go.
*So our heroes run after Reptile...*
*Meanwhile...
Kenshi: I'll kill you! Get back here!
Ivy: Kenshi! Control yourself!
*After chasing Reptile for quite some time, Reptile get stuck in a corner.
JMIB7: Jami: Grr! How many times do i have to tell you to PUT ME DOWN!*
Reptile: Silence my bride!
Ivy: O god...
*Kenshi and Ivy close in*
Reptile: Soooooo, you think im caught. Hehehe, well take this! *Reptile throws Jami at Kenshi and Ivy, and all three of them topple over*
Jami: ...owe...
Reptile: *scurries up the wall* I shall be back my love! You cannot avoid fate! *escapes*
Ivy: Damn!
Jami: Oh jeez what a loser.
Kenshi: Jami! Are you alright?
Jami: *turns to Kenshi* Yeah I'm fine.
Kenshi: *tears come out from under Kenshis blindfold* I was so worried about you......

Jami: *in awe as she sees his tears*
Ivy: You're telling me!
Kenshi: Jami, while you were gone, I couldn't control myself. All I could think about was you.......
Jami: Hey, it's okay...I'm okay *embraces him*

Kenshi: *tightens his arms around her in relief*
*Suddenly the others show up and see Kenshi and Jami embracing
Everyone: O_O
Kilik: Well at least she's all right.
Li Mei: Awwwwww, that's so cute!
Ivy: Yes, very cute, but what's not cute is that lizard got away.
Sindel: Damn!
Ryu: After all that work. But at least we got Jami back.
Cammy: We'll just have to keep an eye out for him.
Kilik: Yea, guess you're right
Ivy: We're going after him and try to figure out what's going on.
CyborgdragonX8: Sindel: I think we should head back to the camp. Everyone is exhausted. We can track him down later.
Ryu: I don't know if that's a good idea...
Kilik: But we do need some rest.......
*Suddenly...The cave starts to crumble!*
Sindel: ...crap.
Ryu: Everyone, let's get out of here!
Ivy: Right!*So all of them race through the cave, with Scorpion in the lead*
Scorpion: *sees a random rock* Hey! It's Sasha! *grabs the rock and hugs it* I missed you soooo much!
Sindel: Scorpion! Get going! We need your light!
Scorpion: ...oh yeah!
*So they finally make their way out of the cavern, with no casualties. As they leave, the entrace to the cave topples*
Ivy: That was close.
Ryu: *panting* Man, we are lucky.
Cammy: *resting on the ground* Wow, that was too close for comfart.
Jami: Yeah, but Reptile's still after me don't forget.
Kenshi: Dont worry Jami. I will never let him get you again.
Jami: *smirks*
Li Mei: Awwwwwwww
Kilik: Okay, let's get back to camp.
*They head back*
*Meanwhile......Mika and Dustin are on the beach, embracing under the starlight*
Mika: So, when do think the others will be back from saving the world?
Dustin: No idea, but I hope they don't get back till later. I just want it to be you and me.
Mika: Awww...
CyborgdragonX8: Dustin: *takes her and cuddles close to her* Mika, why don't we just stay out here for the rest of the night?
Mika: That's perfect for me ^_^
*Then, the others show back up at the camp.*
Ivy: Hmmm. Why are all these dishes out?
Li Mei: Looks like the Es Cargo got eaten.
Jami: Glad I was kidnapped before dinner.
Sindel: Umm, why are Mika's clothes on the table?
Ryu: Eh...
Scorpion: Tee hee, let's look in the sleeping quarters.
Frost: *smacks Scorpion on the back of the head*
Scorpion: OWE! What was that for??
Frost: Ugh...
Li Mei: I just checked, no one is using the beds......
Ivy: Then *yawn* where are they?
*Then Dustin and Mika come inside (there were going to get blankets)
Dustin: Uhh, hey everyone......
Sub-Zero: Hi guys!
Ivy: Did you happen to eat my Es Cargo???
Dustin: THAT'S what that was was????
Mika: O_o
Ivy: Man and it was my own speciality too!
Ryu: Hey, why are you two in bathing suits?
Mika: Ummm, we just went down to the beach for a little bit.
Li Mei: GGGRRRRRRRRR DUSTY! HOW COULD YOU!
Dustin: O_O ummmmmmm, uhhhhh
Frost: Nevermind that *yawn* It's really late and I think we should all get some sleep.Li Mei: GRRRRRRRRRRRR>:o
Dustin: *Oh great*
Ivy: *knocks her out unconscious and throws her on her bed*
Dustin: Thanks Ivy. Mika, how will we handle Li Mei?
Mika: I have no idea.
Dustin: *takes Mikas hand and gives her a kiss* I guess its goodnight. Or did you want to go back to the beach?
Mika: I think we should sleep here tonight with the others.
Dustin: * small grone* Yea, I guess.....
Ivy: Well when are those extra beds coming?
Dustin: Umm, not till tomorrow....
Ivy: Well I guess Cammy can take my bed.
Kenshi: And you can take my bed Ivy.
Dustin: Great. It's the floor for me again....
Mika: I'll sleep on the floor with you if you want.
Dustin: Umm, I would like that, but you dont need too. Just stay in your bed....
Mika: Well okay.
*Everyone heads off to their beds...well Kenshi and Dustin go on the floor*
*Later that night, Kenshi woke up and found himself thirsty. He goes into the kitchen and gets some water (NOT Voldo's water!). Then, he returns to the sleeping quarters and just before he could bend down to go to sleep, he felt a hand take his...*
Kenshi: What? Who is there?
Jami: Kenshi, it's me.
Kenshi: *smiles* Jami. I'm so glad we got you back.....
Jami: Thank you. Hey, you look like you need a cuddle. You want to come up here?
Kenshi: Yea...I would love that Jami.
*So Kenshi goes on Jami's bed and the two cuddle together. After a while, Jami falls asleep. Kenshi listens to her sleep for a little bit...*
Kenshi: *Wow, I never felt like this before...*
*After thinking about Jami for a little while longer, he also dozes off to sleep*