PURIN interviews KISSHU and his manager LORIEN


Purin: HELLO NA NO DA! Today i am interviewing Kisshu and Lorien-chan na no da!

Lorien: WHOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO NYAAANYAAAAAN!

Kisshu: SHE HAD CANDY! HELLLLPPPPP!!

Purin: First question na no da. CANDY NA NO DA!!!

Lorien: YUMMY!!!

Kisshu: What the...thats not even a question!!!

Lorien: WELL, for your INFORMATION, candy is a perfectly good source of Sugar!

Kisshu: I SAID IT WASN'T A QUESTION @_@

Purin: Question two na no da. ICHIGO ONEE-CHAN NA NO DA!

Lorien: Annoying crying whiny cat-girl who the only reason I stand is cuz she and Kisshu are so kawaii together nyan. *nod nod*

Kisshu: That...almost made sense...

Purin: Question 3 na no da. WHO WANTS TO KILL TARUTO NA NO DA?!

Lorien: NOT ME! He's a very good slave. *Taruto is doing dishes in background*

Taruto: Help...me....

Purin: TARUTO NA NO DA!!!!

(Purin runs torward Taruto with machine gun)

Lorien: NO! HE IS MY SLAVE!!!

Kisshu: Just make some clones to torture...

(Purin plucks a hair off taruto, and fires machine gun)

Purin: I saved you some DNA na no da.

(Purin hands hair to Lorien)

Lorien: nyauuuuu! DON'T DO THAT!!! *eyes turning red*

(Purin looks at the pile of ashes where Taruto once stood, while Aoyama walks in)

Purin: ?! I THOUGHT ME AND KISSHU GOT RID OF YOU NA NO DA!!!

Lorien: *Glares at Masaya* A perfect way to let out some stress! *smirk, eyes fully red, wings fully elongated*

Purin: Let's melt him again na no da!

Kisshu: No need...

Purin: MEW MEW PUDDING, METAMORPHO~SIS!

Mew Pudding: PUDDING RING!

(Pudding Ring comes in Mew Pudding's hand)

Lorien: Time to let out some steam! HURRICANE SLASH!!! *Slashes at Masaya, Hurricane explodes from claws*

Mew Pudding: PUDDING RING INFERNO!

Masaya: I AM DEAD BLARGH o.o

Mew Pudding: THE END NA NO DA!
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Masaya: *Walks in* HELLO! I AM STUPID!

Mew Pudding: .....?

Lorien: Oh no...THE CLONES MUST HAVE GOTTEN OUT!

Mew Pudding: So much for the end na no da... 0_0

Kisshu: the clones?!? I THOUGHT YOU DESTROYED THEM ALL!!!

Lorien: Well...I wanted to torture them to death...

Mew Pudding: LORIEN NA NO DA!!!!!!!!!!!

(Mew Pudding faints.)

(Mew Pudding gets up.)

Mew Pudding: Does Ichigo onee-chan know about this na no da?

Kisshu: I TOLD YOU DESTROY THEM NOT TORTURE THEM!!!

Lorien: But Kisshu-onii-samaaaaaaaa!

(Mew Pudding jumps on Kisshu's head for no reason)

(Mew Pudding bites Kisshu's head)

Lorien: O_O YOU DARE HURT MY FRIEND???

Kisshu: *bitten* oww

Mew Pudding: THE END NA NO DA!