~One day my prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions~
~I smile because I have no idea what is going on~
~Hi! I'm probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call you back... it's you~
~Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh~
~If life were like a box of chocolates... I wouldn't eat it~
~You don't have to talk about how great you are, let your actions do the talking~
~I must be wishing on someone elses star because SHE keeps getting what I'm wishing for~
~You are only young once, but you can stay immature for a lifetime~
~I am actually quite pleasant... until I wake up~
~Before you criticize somone. you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes~
~No where on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair~
~The next time you think your perfect try walking on water~
~I ran into my ex the other day... then I put it in reverse and Hit him again~
~If you want me to fall for you, you have to give me something worth tripping over~
~Should I smile because your my friend? Or cry because that's all we will ever be~
~You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you are all the same~
~Milk does the body good but DANG how much did you drink~
~I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me goodnight~
~Do you believe in love at first site or do I need to walk in front of you again~
~Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you will be disconnected~
~Scientists say that one out of every four people are crazy. Check three friends, if they are ok, you're it~
~It's not called showing off, it's called you being mad because you can't do it~
~I'm not shy, I just don't like you~
~I'm not smiling at you I'm trying not to laugh~
~I'm sorry did I even LOOK like I was listening~
~My imaginary friends think you have serious mental problems~
~Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else~
~It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!" It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"~
~I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends stopped playing with me~
~You're just jealous because the little voices talk to me~
~Four important words in life: CHEAT, LIE, STEAL, & DRINK. If you CHEAT, cheat death. If you LIE, lie about your age. If you STEAL, steal someone's heart. If you DRINK, have one with me!~
~Oraganized people are just to lazy to look for stuff~
~I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me~
~Roses are red, violets are blue... Who cares? So are crayons~
~Judge me all you want but keep the verdict to yourself~
~If they say TV is so bad for you then why is there one in every hospital room~
~Its not like I wanted to be the one holding your hand...
I just didn't want her holding it...~
~You say you hate me, And I know that it is true, But why can't I stop thinking of you?~
~Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, but revenge is too~
~I try not to let school interfere with my social life~
~A wise man once said, "I don't know go ask a woman!"~
~I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer~
~I love you & you & you & you....~
~Guys are like puppies, they're cute and playful until they become dogz~
~Don't follow me I don't know were I'm going~
~REMINDER: Hating me won't make you pretty~
~I luv......ummmm....... volleyball!! HAHA you though I was gonna say you huh! ?orry~
~If a man says something when no one is around is he still wrong?~
~If I promise to miss you will you go away?~
~Roses are red, Violets are blue, The sun is hot, And so are you~
~I'm not a lie, I'm not an illusion, I'm an angel, so what the confussion?~
~I still miss my ex... but my aim is improving!~
~Life is a fairytale you just have to get past the evil stepmother part~
~I was there for you so long, now that you want me, I've moved on, found somebody new, he's even better then you!~
~You got no reason to be jealous, I've never been untrue... so whats it really matter if they're looking, I'm only looking at you!~
~East to the Sea, West to the Lands, Death to the girl who touches my man!~
~I know I'm not perfect... but I'm so close it scares me~
~I'm threw with guys they all tell lies, they break your heart, and make you cry, lovin guyz is such a sin, hey check that guy who just walked in~
~If you love me... Let me know... If you don't... Let me go!~
~If you're asking if I need you the answer is 4ever... If you're asking if I'll leave you the answer is never... If you're asking what I value the answer is you... If you're asking if I love you the answer is I do!~
~Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me~
~Well if I called the wrong number then why did you answer?~
~Just because your not paranoid, that doesn't mean there not out to get you!~
~They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I looked at yours, I couldn't say anything!~
~Life isn't like Burger King... you can't always have it your way~
~Never give up if you still wanna try, never wipe your tears if you still wanna cry, never settle for the answer if you still wanna know, never say you don't like him if you can't let him go~
~A gurlz gotta do what a gurlz gotta do, but a boyz gotta do what she wants him to~
~When all else fails... look cute!~
~It's not easy being me... but it sure is funny watching people try~
~Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match, and guyz had cooties~
~Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, go light it yourself~
~How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are out there? 2 but they're dating each other!~
~My friends say you don't deserve me, they say it's true, but I want you so bad... what do I do~
~There's a total difference between me and you... I have skill and you have problems~
~Try not to let you mind wander... it's to small to be out by itself~
~I'm blonde.... what's your excuse?~
~Learn the rules... then break them!~
~Friends are 4ever, guys are whatever, when worst comes 2 worst, my gurlz come first!~
~I just act like a damsel in distress so my prince will come~
~This time it's over, I'm keeping my heart ,I'm gonna be strong & not fall apart .. It'll get better, I'll no longer cry.. In a couple of weeks, I wont want 2 die, I won't want 2 go back, I'll be able 2 sleep, It won't hurt so bad, & it won't feel so deep~
~I'm convincing myself, yes I'll find some1 new, I won't be alone, & I won't be w/you .. You're waiting 4me,2crawl back to ur side but no..not this time, I'm keeping my pride .. So goodbye 4ever, I'll be on my way, It's gonna take time, but I'll be okay~
~No guy is worth your tears, and when you find the one that is, he won't make you cry~
~Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true. Everytime I hear your voice, I fall in love all over again~
~To the world you're just one person, but to one person, you can mean the world~
~Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty...What happened to you?~
~Someday you'll cry for me like I cried for you...Someday you'll miss me like I missed you...Someday you'll need me like I needed you...Someday you'll love me, but I won't love you~
~It's hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone if your heart still does~
~If you hate me then why do you always make me the center of your world?~
~I know that I should find somebody new, but all I find myself thinking about is you~
~If you hate me, I love you to, it ain't my fault I'm cuter than you~
~To catch me, you gotta be fast. To fine me, you gott be smart. But to be me...haha you have GOT to be kidding~
~Your jealousy is my energy, ever wonder why I'm so hyper~
~I swear I wasn't talking to him, we were flirting~
~If all the world is a stage, how did you get the part of the psycho~
~Wanted by many. Taken by none. Lookin at some. Waiting for one~
~I'm not here to listen...just to criticize~
~I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce~
~It's called skill...get some~
~Ok, ok, ok, I understand...wait, what?!~
~Just because I flirt doesn't mean I'm interested~
~I look up at the stars, I wonder why and where you are, I don't think I can take another lonely night, I'm finally giving up this fight~
~Guys- you can't live with them, but they won't go away~
~Guys are like rollercoasters...they either make you sick to your stomach or give you the time of your life.~
~You don't love someone because they are beautiful. They're beautiful because you love them.~
~You know you like what you see, but you just can't get with a girl like me.~
~Everyone knows that I'm shy, and I could barely ever approach a guy, but I wanna find a way to get you to notice me, and I wanna get with you, as you can see.~
~Some mistakes are to much fun to only make once.~
~Many times I've cried from the things you do, felt like I could die from the thought of losing you.~
~I'm in love with the one I can't have, and I have the one I can't love.~
~Yes! Girls are right! Men are a bunch of dogs. A lot are really cute! Tons of fun to play with. We keep them all company, and without us...they would be miserable and bored!~
