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1. do not use our real names if u no them.

2. do not use your real e-mail address. (unless u want a stalker, like grunchie)

3. do not swear, as grunchie's mom, dad, and nana goes on frequently.

 

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Hello! go to the following website to see the weirdest thing I have seen in a long time. (If you are scared of dancing and singing furry things with feet and hands... don't go to the site!)

http://www.rathergood.com/lalala/

Go to the site below to see The Demented Cartoon Movie. It wasted 30 minutes of my life and now it can waste 30 minutes of yours. Enjoy!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php


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  • Tall Tales? Top of Farber Larb's Head Blamed For Damaging Ozone Layer

    ...researchers tracked the bizarre ozone hole hovering over the neighborhood to Larb's towering head "scraping off" the precious sun-protecting layer. Environmental groups are now picketing Larb's home and place of work. "If Larb used hairspray with CFCs in it, every dog in the neighborhood would have two heads by now....

    • www.dailysuntribune.com/issue030205/article8392

  • Farber Larb forgets she has feet.

    "I just hadn't seen them in so long," she said, trying to peer around the curve of her torso. Larb was reminded when she walked into a restaurant and the manager told her that bare feet were not allowed. "I have feet?" Farber Larb replied.

    • www.whatarethesefor.com

  • Hyperactive guru Farber Larb says, "Fidgeting: it's not just for limbs anymore!"

    We've all been places where pacing, coin-flipping, or even finger-drumming is discouraged. Church, for instance. When I'm at a church service with energy to burn, I wiggle my ears! Unlike some "stealth fidgets," suck as clenching alternate butt cheeks, an ear-wiggler is the last person you'd accuse of being...

    • www.hyperactivenewsweekly.com/issue730485734/838.htm

  • Farber Larb discovers better living through spam

    ...so one day I said to myself, "Farber, why not give it a try?" So for 24 hours I bought every single spam offering that hit my inbox - and I couldn't be happier! The bank is paying my mortgage for me, I have a brand new divinity degree, singles in my area are DYING to meet me, and when we go out, let's just say that parts of my body are larger than I had ever dreamed possible!"

    • www.spam-works-online.com/really/wewouldntlietoytou

  • As leading scientists caution against "too-rapid" weight loss, Farber Larb breathes sigh of relief

    "I was doing the low-carb thing when all these terrifying stories came out about the perils of losing too many pounds too fast. Luckily, Thanksgiving was just around the corner, but since then I have been extra cautious," Larb confides. "What I used to call "hunger" I now recognize as the early warning signs of Rapid Weight Loss -- and I know just what to do about it," she says, brandishing a bag of Hershey's Kisses...

    • www.wouldslowingtherateofweightgainbeenough.com

  • Psychological Profiles: Farber Larb: So Shy she Gets Nervous Talking To herself

    "This patient could provide thesis material for at least a dozen grad students," said Dr. Andrew DiBella of Columbia University. Larb apparently was so shy that researchers had to ask their questions by slipping pieces of paper underneath a closet door. Larb could give no comment at press time because she was hiding under the bed.

    • www.psychological-profiles.com/bizarretales/shy.html

  • Vegetarian Hunter's Club: Farber Larb bags record portabello

    ...photo shows Farber shouldering her prize from the weekend; she yanked the mushroom from the ground with a single blast from her 12-gauge shotgun. "It's great to be out with like-minded hunters," Farber enthused...

    • www.veg-hunter-club.net/Larb.htm

 

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  • Munch demands final approval of her friends' wedding photos

    "I need to be sure the pictures in the wedding album show me in the best possible light - pinkish, filtered, and streaming in at a thirty-degree angle from the right," said Munch. Asked to comment, her friends described themselves as, "Outraged, but hardly surprised."

    • www.citymetrodaily.com/news/local/9234.htm

  • "Chocolate Rage" strikes local Grunch Munch after trip to dessert table at wedding

    ...Munch stabbed eight people with a meringue and bludgeoned three with the chocolate sauce ladle. Doctors blamed the violent outburst on Munch's "unbelievable intake of chocolate compounds" as well as the fact that she missed out on the triple-fudge chocolate double-decker cake...

    • www.violentoutburstsweekly.com/weddings/issue9/Munch.html

  • Grunch Munch sleeps through own wedding

    ... and when she finally DID make it, the groom popped her right in the Snooze button, if you know what I mean...

    • www.Munchfamilynews-online.com/Grunchwedding.htm

  • Hyperactive guru Grunch Munch says, "Fidgeting: it's not just for limbs anymore!"

    We've all been places where pacing, coin-flipping, or even finger-drumming is discouraged. Church, for instance. When I'm at a church service with energy to burn, I wiggle my ears! Unlike some "stealth fidgets," suck as clenching alternate butt cheeks, an ear-wiggler is the last person you'd accuse of being...

    • www.hyperactivenewsweekly.com/issue730485734/838.htm

  • Munch declared "Designated Non-Driver" for Road Trip

    "We needed to make sure that Munch would not be a danger to herself or others during our annual road trip. Last year she managed to sideswipe three trees, avoided a squirrel by smashing into a billboard, and blew out all the tires by going out the "In" lane at the rental car lot," said friend Jono Golding. In addition to being the "Designated Non-Driver," Munch is also the "Designated Non-Singer" and "Designated Non-Restaurant Chooser" of the 2-week journey.

    • www.metronewsdaily.com/features/autos/article9854.htm

 

 

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The Poopie List

GHOST POOPIE:  The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE:  The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE:  This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE:  The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE:  The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE:  It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

CORN POOPIE:  Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE:  The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE:  That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump):  The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE:  This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it.  You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE:  You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

Look! It's Toliet Boy!

It's Toilet Boy

Dem dare critters got my buffalo again... darn

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