Hey. Before I start, I need you to do something for me. Hold your tongue between your index finger and thumb, and say, "I was born on a pirates ship." And once you are done with that, hold your tongue and say, "Apples."

Ok. Gettin' down to business. I am a bored as hell high schooler that just though to myself, "Self, you know what would be fun? Making a website! Wouldn't that just be swell?" Then my friend told me about this site, and I was like, "Hey, I'll make a website that would make all the people in the world stop fighting, and bring peace to the land." Well, not so. There are many evils in this world to behold, so I just thought to hell with it. So I just made a website with all the good stuff that a website should have. This is truth. If you really want to get to know me, e-mail me at hooblydoosite@yahoo.com. Oh, and I'll submit a picture of me, so you know that I am good looking, and not just a creepy 40 year old looking to score on the i-net. Aight? That is all.