Hoobie Entertainment

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At Hoobie Records we search the globe for unique "artists" to produce and release their audio & video recordings. We are always on the hunt for new artists, and talent is never a barrier in finding them. Hoobie Records leads the industry and sets new lower standards in musical depravity. Join us in our adventures.

check out the Hoobie Records catalog below:

HR019
ReeKoWard: Show Me...

100% uke puke... amazing!

featuring:
"Shithead"
"Show Me"
& "Waste Your Time"

Scum Puppy approved
Hoobie Records 2009
free download

HR018
Various: Pornstars for Christ

28 tracks of hot Hoobie on Hoobie action!

featuring: Joe Aufricht, Cathy Cathodic, Crackula,
The Dick Panthers, Blanketship, Wolf Choir, Vernon LeNoir, The Pickle, The Rubber Jerusalem Experiment, Scum Puppy, Dr.Blowtard, plus many more!!!

Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
free download

HR017
Scum Puppy: Night of the Giving Head

Hypnotic Fortune Cookie Explosion!
featuring:
"Satan's Flea Circus"
"Flippin' tha Bird"
"Do You Wanna Touch My Hair?"
& "Luncheon Flesh"

Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
free download

HR015
Death Killers: Death Killers

D.I.Y. Punk...

featuring:
"Walkie Talk Dog"
"Your Mother Is Dead (She Lives In Your Head)"
& "I'll Be Your Death"

Compiled by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
free download

HR015
Crunk for Christ: Jehovah-uana

Straight Outta Wichita... 9 tracks slangin' the Word of God!

featuring:
"Tokin' the Ghost (Jehovah-uana)"
"Glory Shooby Booby Juice"
& "Shooting Jesus in the Main Line"

Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
free download

HR014
Ken Sims: Radio Pranks

prank calls and other sundries!


Congratulations Ken, you win...
Love that 80's radio!


Compiled by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
free download

HR013
Jeremy's Enormous Meat Tray:
A Sweaty Meat Sextraveganza! (EP)

5 throbbin' tracks for children of all ages!
instant classics:
"Meat Master"
"A Big Veiny Dick"
& "Cum Like a Gorilla"

Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
free download

HR012
Various: BASF (Butt Ass Shit Flipper)

31 tracks of self-indulgent sophistication! featuring:
NursingHomeSuperstar, shemale ZERO, Slappy Void, Dr.Blowtard, The Rubber Jerusalem Experiment, The Pickle, ReeKoWard, Wet Granny, Poon, Crunk for Christ, Shabushabu, Lazy Ass Destroyer, Fun Chicken!, Scum Puppy, Honkey Dong + many more!!!

Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2007
free download

HR011
Hideous Piglet Wild-a-Beast: Piggy, Piggy (EP)

early 90's bizarro-alt-rock!

features the cult classics:
"Piggy, Piggy"
"My Brother was a Pumpkin"
& a rare radio promo interview!

Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
free download

HR010.5
Scum Puppy Hoobie Hat Box!

This is a limited edition hat box containing:
HR010 Hat Highness: Out of Ga-tune (cdr)
1 hand-crafted Hat Highness Hoobie Hat!
AA / NA 12 step literature, cactus drink swizzle sticks, & assorted sickening sundries!
all contained in a Hoobie Hat box!!!

Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009

HR0010
Hat Highness: Out of Ga-Tune

The long awaited debut album!
Includes:
"Big Foot"
"Out of Ga-Tune"
& "Cleopatra" (featuring Charles Bukowski)

Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
free download

HR009

Slide Whistling Well Wisher: SW3!

4 song E.P.
4 songs / 5 seconds long!
slide whistle madness!!

Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
free download

HR008

Jeremy's Hot Pocket: Stretched Beyond All Recognition

Bi-curious? Then check out Jeremy's Hot Pocket!
Featuring the cult classics:
"Peaked for Penitration"
"Tossing Off"
& "The Cock Ring"

Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
free download

HR007
Honkey Dong: The Other White Meat

The long awaited album featuring Wesley Willis!
Includes the favorites:
"Buy Me a Sausage Slapper"
"Song for You"
& "And You Like It"


Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
free download

HR006
Various: Clown Porn (Vol.1)

27 tracks showcasing the Hoobie Records roster!
Captain B.O.B., Wiener Poopy, Poon, Earth Tone Momma, Honkey Dong, Hat Highness, Heimlich Schlemlicher, The Foiler, Nerd Penis, Scum Puppy, Jive Ass Turkey, Cincinnati Root Slinger, Crunk for Christ, Fun Chicken!, Hideous Piglet Wild-a-Beast, The Pickle, Karny Kazoo + many more!

Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
free download

HR005
Poon: Poontronik

featuring the elektro-poon hits:
"65 Year Old Poon"
"Rubic's Poon"
"Poon Pipes of the Andes"
& "Poon Boots"


Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2009
free download

HR004
The Pickle: Assplosion

The ultimate collection of mud-slingin',
projectile chummin' action...
this time The Pickle has gone too far!!!




Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2008
free download

HR003
Captain Big Old Blue: Scurvy,                                   Overindulgence and a Wooden Lip

featuring the infamous:
"Bobby's Introduction"
"Capt. B.O.B.'s Yeti Attack"
"Pagan Ritual (Opening The Scum Puppy Party Pack)"-featuring Scum Puppy, Hat Highness, and The Foiler!

Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2008
free download

HR002.5 Scum Puppy Party Pack!

This is a limited edition party pack containing:
HR001 The Pickle: Meat Scones
HR002 Poon: Poontunes
kazoos, plastic rats,
plastic witch fingers,
goofy goggles & various pictures...
all shrink wrapped on a foam meat tray.

Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2007

HR002
Poon: Poontunes
25 tracks of artistically challenged depravity!

features the fan favorites:
"Korean & Mexian Poon"
"Xmas Poon Twang"
"Poon is Fun (and Serious)"
& "Zoo Poon, Pool Poon"

Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2007
free download

HR001
The Pickle: Meat Scones

16 tracks of questionable comedy mayhem!

features the cult classics:
"Meat Sconces," "Cow Toilet Paper,"
"3 Foot Drop," & "Gas Attack"

Produced by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records 2007

 free download

Hoobie Records Rocks!

by Wesley Willis

I like you a lot in the long run.
You really whoop a llama's ass.
You can really get in the groove.
You can really get in the groove.

HOOBIE RECORDS ROCKS!!!!
HOOBIE RECORDS ROCKS!!!!
HOOBIE RECORDS ROCKS!!!!
HOOBIE RECORDS ROCKS!!!!

Hoobie Records is excellent.
You are a Hoobie Records star.
About 15600 people like Hoobie Records!.
You can really rock it out.

HOOBIE RECORDS ROCKS!!!!
HOOBIE RECORDS ROCKS!!!!
HOOBIE RECORDS ROCKS!!!!
HOOBIE RECORDS ROCKS!!!!

Hoobie Records really whoops a donkey's ass.
You really whoop the horse's ass.
Hoobie Records really whoops a camel's ass.
I like Hoobie Records a lot.

Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago.

Mitsubishi - the word is getting around.