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I mean like actually telling anyone or anything.' douglas adams quotes But the plans were on display...' o n display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.' douglas adams quotes `That's the display department.' `With a torch.' douglas adams quotes `Ah, well the lights had probably gone.' `So had the stairs.' douglas adams quotes `But look you found the notice didn't you?' `Yes,' said Arthur, `yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of The Leopard".'"-- Arthur singing the praises of the local council planning department. "`Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.' douglas adams quotes `Very deep,' said Arthur, `you should send that in to the "Reader's Digest". They've got a page for people like you.'"-- Ford convincing Arthur to drink three pints in ten minutes atlunchtime. 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"The main reception foyer was almost empty but Ford nevertheless weaved his way through it."-- Ford making his way out of Milliways whilst under the influence of enough alcohol to make a rhino sing. "`The first ten million years were the worst,' said Marvin, `and the second ten million, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.'"-- Marvin reflecting back on his 576,000,003,579 year career as Milliways' car park attendent. "`Incidentally,' he said, `what does teleport mean?' Another moment passed. Slowly, the others turned to face him. `Probaby the wrong moment to ask,' said Arthur, `It's just I remember you use the word a short while ago and I only bring it up because...' `Where,' said Ford quietly, `does it say teleport?' `Well, just over here in fact,' said Arthur, pointing at a dark control box in the rear of the cabin, `Just under the word "emergency", above the word "system" and beside the sign saying "out of order".'"-- Arthur finding an escape route from a certain death situation. "I teleported home one night With Ron and Sid and Meg. Ron stole Meggie's heart away And I got Sidney's leg."-- A poem about matter transference beams. "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."-- Some wisdom from The Book. "`We've got to find out what people want from fire, how they relate to it, what sort of image it has for them.' The crowd were tense. They were expecting something wonderful from Ford. `Stick it up your nose,' he said. `Which is precisely the sort of thing we need to know,' insisted the girl, `Do people want fire that can be fitted nasally?'"-- Ford "debating" what to do with fire with a marketing girl.Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts "The story goes that I first had the idea for THHGTTG while lying drunkin a field in Innsbruck (or `Spain' as the BBC TV publicity department authorititively has it, probably because it's easier to spell)."-- Foreward by DNA. FORD: Six pints of bitter. And quickly please, the world's about to end. BARMAN: Oh yes, sir? Nice weather for it.-- Fit the First. BOOK: Meanwhile, the starship has landed on the surface of Magrathea and Trillian is about to make one of the most important statements of her life. Its importance is not immediately recognised by her companions. TRILL: Hey, my white mice have escaped. ZAPHOD: Nuts to your white mice.-- Fit the Third. BOOK: ...Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons.-- Fit the Third. "Another section inspired by American TV - this time `Starsky and Hutch'. In this show the heroes claimed that they did care about people getting shot, so they crashed their cars into them instead."-- DNA on the origins of Shooty and Bang Bang in Fit the Fourth. ARTHUR What is an Algolian Zylatburger anyway? FORD: They're a kind of meatburger made from the most unpleasant parts of a creature well known for its total lack of any pleasant parts. ARTHUR: So you mean that the Universe does actually end not with a bang but with a Wimpy?-- Cut dialogue from Fit the Fifth. BOOK: There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexeplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.-- Introduction to Fit the Seventh. FORD: Tell me Arthur...ARTHUR Yes? FORD: This boulder we're stuck under, how big would you say it was? Roughly? ARTHUR: Oh, about the size of Coventry Cathedral. FORD: Do you think we could move it? (Arthur doesn't reply) Just asking.-- Ford and Arthur in a tricky situation, Fit the Eighth. BOOK: What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.-- Comforting advice for Ford and Arthur in this current situation, Fit the Eighth. ZAPHOD: Hey, this rock... FORD: Marble... ZAPHOD: Marble... FORD: Ice-covered marble... ZAPHOD: Right... it's as slippery as... as... What's the slipperiest thing you can think of? the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy T Shirts FORD: At the moment? This marble. ZAPHOD: Right. This marble is as slippery as this marble.-- Zaphod and Ford trying to get a grip on things in Brontitall, Fit the Tenth. ARTHUR: It's not a question of whose habitat it is, it's a question of how hard you hit it.-- Arthur pointing out one of the disadvantages of gravity, Fit the Tenth. 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Arthur cleared his throat, and then did it again. `Where,' he said, `did you...?' `Find a gin and tonic?' said Ford brightly. `I found a small lake that thought it was a gin and tonic, and jumped in and out of that. At least,I think it thought it was a gin and tonic.' the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy T Shirts `I may,' he added with a grin which would have sent sane men scampering into the trees, `have been imagining it.'"-- Ford updating Arthur about what he's been doing for the past four years. "`Eddies,' said Ford, `in the space-time continuum.' `Ah,' nodded Arthur, `is he? Is he?'"-- Arthur failing in his first lesson of galactic physics in four years. "Ford grabbed him by the lapels of his dressing gown and spoke to him asslowly and distinctly and patiently as if he were somebody from atelephone company accounts department."-- Ford trying to rectify that situation. "...[Arthur] leapt to his feet like an author hearing the phone ring..."-- Who says that the character of Arthur isn't autobiographical? "Arthur's consciousness approached his body as from a great distance,and reluctantly. It had had some bad times in there. Slowly, nervously, it entered and settled down into its accustomed position. Arthur sat up. `Where am I?' he said. `Lord's Cricket Ground,' said Ford. `Fine,' said Arthur, and his consciousness stepped out again for a quick breather. His body flopped back on the grass."-- Arthur coping with his return to Earth as best as he could. "`A curse,' said Slartibartfast, `which will engulf the Galaxy in fire and destruction, and possibly bring the Universe to a premature doom. I mean it,' he added. the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. `Sounds like a bad time,' said Ford, `with luck I'll be drunk enough not to notice.'"-- Ford ensuring everyone knew where his priorities lay. 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Then he realized there was a contradiction there and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."-- Arthur realising that he's in a certain death situation with a supernova bomb that is shaped like a cricket ball.So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish "`Credit?' he said. `Aaaargggh...' These two words are usually coupled together in the Old Pink Dog Bar."-- Ford in a spot of bother. "`...we might as well start with where your hand is now.' Arthur said, `So which way do I go?' `Down,' said Fenchurch, `on this occaision.' He moved his hand. the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy T Shirts `Down,' she said, `is in fact the other way.' `Oh yes.'"-- Arthur trying to discover which part of Fenchurch is wrong. "There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped thechronicler's mind."-- This line perhaps best sums up the whole book.Mostly Harmless "The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred characterattributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79..... When it's fall in New York, the air smells as if someone's been frying goats in it, and if you are keen to breathe the best plan is to open a window and stick your head in a building."-- Nuff said?? "`What's been happening here?' he demanded. `Oh just the nicest things, sir, just the nicest things. can I sit onyour lap please?'" "`Colin, I am going to abandon you to your fate.' `I'm so happy.'" "`It will be very, very nasty for you, and that's just too bad. Got it?' `I gurgle with pleasure.'"-- Ford and Colin the robot. "What the hell, he thought, you're only young once, and threw himself out of the window. That would at least keep the element of surprise on his side."-- Ford outwitting a Vogon with a rocket launcher by going into another certain death situation. "The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at orrepair."-- One of the laws of computers and programming revealed. "`You know they've reintroduced the death penalty for insurance company directors?' `Really?' said Arthur. `No I didn't. For what offence?' Trillian frowned. `What do you mean, offence?' `I see.'"-- Evidence that there will be some justice in the Universe eventually. "`She hit me on the head with the rock again.' `I think I can confirm that that was my daughter.' `Sweet kid.' `You have to get to know her,' said Arthur. `She eases up does she? ' `No,' said Arthur, `but you get a better sense of when to duck.'"-- Ford and Arthur on Random.Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency "So after a hectic week of believing that war was peace, that good was bad, that the moon was made of blue cheese, and that God needed a lot of money sent to a certain box number, the Monk started to believe that thirty-five percent of all tables were hermaphrodites, and then broke down."-- An Electric Monk has a few problems. "`Well,' said Reg, in a loudly confidential whisper, as if introducing the subject of nipple-piercing in a nunnery..."-- Reg going into "tactful" mode. "He believed in a door. He must find that door. The door was the way to... to... The Door was The Way. Good. the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy T Shirts Capital letters were always the best way of dealing with things you didn't have a good answer to."-- The Electric Monk discovering the reason why there are so many acronyms in computing. 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In the stillness, a fly would not have dared cleat its throat. " (in The Restaurant at the End of the Universe) "And finally, " said Max, quieting the audience down and putting on his solemn face, "finally I believe we have with us here tonight, a party of believers, very devout believers, from the Church of the Second Coming of the Great Prophet Zarquon. " ... "There they are, " said Max, "sitting there, patiently. He said he'd come again, and he's kept you waiting a long time, so let's hope he's hurrying fellas, because he's only got eight minutes left! " (s.228) "As he came into the light they could see his black and gold uniform on which the buttons were so highly polished that they shone with an intensity that would have made an approaching motorist flash his lights in annoyance. " "You're very sure of your facts, " he said at last, "I couldn't trust the thinking of a man who takes the Universe - if there is one - for granted. " (s.283) "What are you talking about? " "Never mind, eat the fruit. " "You know, this place almost looks like the Garden of Eden. " "Eat the fruit. " "Sounds quite like it too. " (s.288) "Rome wasn't burned in a day. " (s.295) "Does it worry you that you don't talk any kind of sense? " (s.308) "One's never alone with a rubber duck. " (s.299) "Another world, another day, another dawn. " (s.349) "He expanded his chest to make it totally clear that here was the sort of man you only dared to cross if you had a team of Sherpas with you. " (s.422) "It was real. At least, if it wasn't real, it did support them, and as that is what sofas are supposed to do, this, by any test that mattered, was a real sofa. " (s.451) Arthur said, "So which way do I go? " "Down, " said Fenchurch, "on this occasion. " He moved his hand. "Down, " she said, "is in fact the other way. " "Oh yes. " (s.559) "You're one hundred percent positive that the ship which is crashed on the bottom of this ocean is the ship which you said you were one hundred percent positive could one hundred percent positively never crash? " (s.616) "Yes, it's the right planet, all right, " he said again. "Right planet, wrong universe. " (s.682) "Ford had his own code of ethics. It wasn't much of one, but it was his and he stuck by it, more or less. One rule he made was never to buy his own drinks. He wasn't sure if that counted as an ethic, but you have to go with what you've got. " (s.683) "Arthur felt at a bit of a loss. There was a whole Galaxy of stuff out there for him, and he wondered if it was churlish of him to complain to himself that it lacked just two things: the world he was born on and the woman he loved. " (s.693) "What was the self-sacrifice? " "I jettisoned half of a much loved and I think irreplaceable pair of shoes. " "Why was that self-sacrifice? " "Because they were mine! " said Ford crossly. "I think we have different value systems. " "Well mine's better. " "That's according to your... oh never mind. " (s.772) "...You can't lie in front of the buldozer indefinately" "I'm game..." "42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!" "But, how are you, metalman?" Ford "Very depressed." Marvin "Do you really want the answer? The ULTIMATE answer?" - Deep Thought "Don't worry, it's all part of the program." - The Mice "He's called Arthur, but I think he's harmless." Lintilla "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? "How's your luck today?" - Random "I don't want to die now! I've still got a headache!" Arthur Dent "I just got all these bulldozers and things to lie in front of..." "I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle." "I was lying in a hole, but I got up because I began to like it." Marvin "I'll tell you about it later" choked Zaphod as all three passed out. "Let me guess; Horrible. Am I warm?" - Trillian "Life," said Marvin, "Don't talk to ME about life!" "My name?" said the old man sadly, "is Slartibartfast." "Oh, just looking for flying saucers -- green ones!", Ford Prefect "Resistance is useless! Resistance is useless!" "Share and enjoy!" - Sirius Cybernetics "There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." "There's no point in acting all surprised about it." the Vogons "This is true... but unhelpful." Arthur "This must be Thursday--I never could get the hang of Thursdays." Dent "Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy you know?" - Gag Halfrunt. "Vogons!" snapped Ford. "We're under attack!" "What a depressingly stupid machine," said Marvin and trudged away. "What's the meat in it?" "Perfectly Normal Beast." "Who do you think you are, Zaphod Beebelbrox?" "Count the heads." "You can't lie in front of the bulldozer indefinitely" "I'm game..." "Zaphod, you look good. The extra head suits you." 'Don't Panic' is the first helpful thing said all day 6 x 9 = 42. In base 13. Another fine product of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation! Are Babel Fish V.FAST compatible ??? Arthur, I have to tell you something very important over in that pub. but probably quite unable to drink the coffee ... counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor.. * Arthur Did you know that most people's lives are ruled by telephone numbers? Don't worry man, the answer is 42. But the question ???? Earth: Mostly Harmless. Evolution? Who needs it? - Vogons Frood: really amazingly together guy Guidance: See under Advice. Advice: See under Guidance. Here! Stick this fish in your ear! Hey! I just got front row tickets to a Disaster Area concert! Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? Hoopy: really together guy How was the Disaster Area concert last night? I said, HOW WAS THE... I asked him if he was really abducted, he said no, he came willingly. I have this terrible pain in the diodes all down my left side. I'll just nip off and shoot myself. Don't worry, it'll be very humane. I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes. It said "Don't Panic" in big friendly letters. It said, This is probably the best button to press. It's more a sort of electronic sulking machine. Life. Don't talk to me about life. Man, I get weirder things than you in my breakfast cereal! Megadodo Publications, home of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. My peril sensitive glasses went into overtime... No, just *a* Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn't you hear I come in six packs? Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is, anyway. Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit. OK Beeblebrox, hold it right there. We've got you covered! Old hitchhikers never die-they just throw in the towel. On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry to you. Physics shook its head and looked the other way. Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with SEP - Someone Elses Problem Six pints of bitter. And quickly please, the world's about to end So long and thanks for all the fish! So this is it, we're going to die! Strag: (n) nonhitchhiker Sweet dream wishes you can keep, How I hate the night. * Marvin The fabric of space-time continuum isn't merely curved, it's bent. The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate. The Improbability Drive is a finitely impossible machine. The trick to flying is missing the ground. The Vogon Constructor Fleet coasted away into the inky starry void. This was because reason was in fact out to lunch. Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubly so. Trilogy (n). Series of three books, sometimes more. Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the universe. We Apologise For The Inconvenience. What the hell is that!? - Arthur What we demand is a total ABSENCE of solid facts! * Vroomfondel What!, I don't understand?, Where's the tea? What's a whelk go to do with a supernova? What? Harmless? Is that all you've got to say? Harmless! Woke up, got up, wandered around, opened a window, saw a bulldozer.... You pick a cold night to visit our planet, Earthman... 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