Some wonderful phooone calls from the forthcoming
‘Phooone Calls 1 & 2’ cd’s.
We
have nothing to do with them (naturally).
Mrs.
Kliss is said to have found them under a bush – south of the river.
Honest.
In fact this isn’t even me.
At
the end of the day, why would a dog want to look in a mirror?
To put his lipstick on.
Hookey Guitars
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Oh and by the way. I do hereby claim my stake to the entire unknown universe and all within it.
As and when new planets, comets et cetera are found they will now be official mine.
I thank you for viewing this, as my claim is now set. Please inform me of any person(s), company,
alien race or country trying to claim my property. I thank the good lord himself and if he’s ever
to be discovered I’ll have him also. Thank you. Meat Pie.
I hereby disown any objects/things, if/when these said objects/beings cause any damage that
may result in a court case where the owner would be in neglect. Short Fingers Fharey 1st March 2005.