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| ZI SPEAKS!
Read this Month's Editorial section. What oddities has Zi thought up to rant about this month?. |
The Headmaster's Thought
'To be at peace with your mind, you must first know that fish are only as harmless as they appear.'
Dear Idiot
"Dear Idiot,
I have a problem! Don't laugh; it's a bit embarrising. I can never seem to find a pair of matching socks!" |
What does teh future hold?
"A salesman's cold call to your home number, pronounce your name wrong, and introduce you to a whole new world of discount shopping on the 4th. You will be drawn to a snazzy sofa and chair set which will go well in your lounge, however the coverings will wear out suddenly after the 1 year guarantee expires...." |
The Anonymus Diaries?
"My brilliant sidekick turtoise (Half Turtle, Half Tortoise). Genetically modified to serve my needs and fetch me a good cup of tea when the need arises. And with him I’ll present this Log of Anonymous Diary entries as much as I can…" |
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