"I'll get you after I've finished with It." said Exdee flatly, refusing to give Odoto the satisfaction of reacting hysterically for the second time that day.

"Okay!" Odoto beamed, bouncing around in circles as she waited for the Owner to finish embarrassing Exdee.

"He's a good wittle kitty, isn't he?"

And so on and so forth, for the next 15 minutes or so. Before that time was up, Exdee was already up to his ears in many, many plots of what he would do to the Owner when his evil plots were complete. Many, many evil things, involving vacuum cleaners, and automatic cuddle robots (though those would take a little bit of work) and pink pillows...

"The good wittle kitty want's to pway with his adowable wittle sister, doesn't he?"

And then Exdee was free. He grabbed this opportunity with all his claws, streaking across the living room and wiggling under the couch. He stayed put until he heard the ponderous, booming footsteps fade into the distance. As soon as there was silence, Exdee attempted to wriggle out, popping his head out with much difficulty. It was only then that he realized that he was stuck. Looking around quickly, he tried to figure out where Odoto was before she could take advantage of this fact.

"BROOOOOOTTTTHHHHEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!"

Today just wasn't he day, was it?

He barely had time to screw his eyes shut before his twin launched herself off of the handchair, tackling his head and then proceeding to curl herself over his face.

Oh, fer the love of GOD...