Sketch fighter is a game originally written for the Speed Hack 2006 competition. It conforms to the rules of the speed hack which were: Insanity, Time, Multiple Players, Show no Humans, Bananas, and the Act of Act of Recursiveness. When the game loads the player(s) can select which characters to use via the the S key and the down arrow. If the character name has AI next to it that character will be controlled by the AI. The controls vary by version and you should check the readme for how to play. Here are the Downloads:
Speed Hack Version
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Sane Description:
Sketch Fighter takes place in the note book of a bored student. You controls one of two bizzar creatures who leap about the note book collecting bananas and smacking each other. The bananas come from the sky every time the clock reaches twelve. Also you can get more bananas by striking you opponent. Once you have enough bananas you can execute a super move such as power dive or nova. These super moves will cost you bananas. Be careful if you banana count goes to zero. The next time you are hit by a power dive will end the game in you opponent's favor. Similarly if you opponent has zero bananas a successful power dive attack will result in a victory for you. The reward for victory and the punishment for defeat are the same, a new level with a new opponent. However if you loose the new level will be played on your former body. Where as if you win the next level will be played on your opponents body.
Not So Sane Description:
Where am I? What is this blue lined world? Ohhh pretty, bananas fall from the sky. I like bananas. I need the bananas. I must have the bananas!!!! Why? Because I have potassium powered your super moves. I super moves like: Nova.... fawoosh!!! and Power dive... neeeeawww crunch!!! But who is that over there? Hey stop grabbing those bananas, those are mine. Get away. Ow owee ouch stop hitting me I am loosing my precious bananas. That's it you asked for it... Smack smackitey smack smack! Yeah now who has all the bananas? Un hungh, that's me, all right, I've got the fruit, and you don't, cause I'm bad, and you suck, that's right, I'm awesome... Whap, owww!! You got this commin'. Bap... pow.. fawoosh..... crunch.. pow.... blam.... kersplat...... Super mega potassium powered ultra dive on the looser with no bananas... crackity pop yow!!!!! Ah ha ha ha I crush you, I crush you like a crushable crushing thing. Your soft hollow body inflates to become my new banana harvesting field. But who is that over there? Go to Line 5...
Completely Insane Description:
The ego plays in fields of horizontal Justice!!! Time is the harbinger of gravitational powered potassium pellets. Great is the gift of the yellow pulpiness. Crunching from the blue yonder is in opportune. But victory is denied if vertical grey has much of the phallic fruit. Antagonism is destiny, but whose destiny is that of the fallow diagonal? Decision comes by way of the hamster. Let not the inattentive be struck down by its savage toothyness. Only in emptiness can the one be defeated. Only by monopolistic transcendence can vegetable delight be attained. Now the blue yonder delivers an ultimate blow. Once opposition has turned to fertile opportunity a new nemeses will scamper forth. Now begins the journey inside yourself for recursividity is the way of the sheep monkey.
