Hi...my name is Timmy and I'm a retard who, like many of you, think that Halo and/or Halo 2 is the greatest game ever! But in all reality, it's really just something that us homosexual X-box owners brag up because we can't get sweet games like GTA: San Andreas which is the best game of all time, no questions. Us X-boxers are about as gay as it gets, so we like games like Gaylo and Gaylo 2. Yay. Halo is kind of like Goldeneye for N64 or any other first-person shooter, but it sucks a lot more balls. I, and probably many of you X-box owners actually enjoy sucking balls. I find them rather tasty. That is why I, and many of you, like Halo. Thank you, Bill Gates and Microsoft, for letting us suck your balls and telling us that Halo and the Gay-box are the greatest things ever. I like sucking balls. If we were smart, we'd sell our X-boxes and go buy the sweet new PS2's and buy sweet games like GTA: San Andreas and Gran Turismo 3 & 4 and the new Goldeneye, which will be 50 times the game Gaylo is, and all kinds of other games that are soooo much better than anything on X-box, but we can never get them and we're stuck with shit, like Halo 2. Ooooo, but the PS2 doesn't have a hard drive and it takes time to load games....EAT A DICK! Sweet games like those on PS2 take time to load because they're sweet and our hard drives suck balls anyway because they don't matter when you can only store shitty X-box shit on them, like our Halo games. Yay, I'm a 20-foot tall giant gay Halo robot thing and I'm gonna use my gay Halo powers to go have gay Halo sex with this other giant gay Halo robot thing! Yeah, you can really do that in Halo 2, I bet you PS2 owners are jealous of that! (I'll give you the cheat to activate the gay Halo 2 gaybot sex if you let me suck your balls.) I'm so glad it took like 5 years for Microsoft to make a new Halo game because it takes a lot of work to use the same game and add some gay new weapons and other gay shit for us gay X-boxers to use in our gay game. I know what you're thinking....the Phototronionion-XP-3000-Blast-o-ray-Atomic-Rocket-Launcher isn't gay shit, but really you can only use it when you're equipped with the XZ-YZ-Homo-Super-Blow-Silver-Platinum-Armor and the Homo-Dildo-Jetpack, so that makes it gay shit. Golly, and people think we're nerds and homosexuals, geez. But because I'm nowhere near cool enough to own a PS2, I'm going to have to pretend that Halo 2 is the coolest thing since Harry Potter having butt-sex with Gandolf.
Sidenote: I 'hacked' this site by guessing this guy's password, which was "halo".... real unoriginal, much like the game itself. Halo and Halo 2 are the most unoriginal and overrated games of all time on any system. Go ahead and argue. I'll add a guestbook to this site and you X-fags can post whatever you want and suck eachother's balls then go buy a PS2 and play some real games.
