The Introduction of the Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy states what ever crud it says but the Introduction to this Paragraph would strickly say: "Welcome puny Earthlings, "RESISTANCE  IS USELESS!", To the H2G2 Cartoon Website. Even though the Cartoon isn't quite ready yet, we (as in me, Kelvin, currently)."

Quickly after that would come another paragraph that claims Marvin is in control of this website just for the Kiddies. The claim is obviously fake, so the webmaster changed the introduction where the claim of Marvin the Paranoid Android to the beginning and totally destroy the fact that the site was in control by the webmaster. If you wanted to here any other crap, then you would complain because the webmaster has just sent the following message and posted it on this website:

Why hello, it's a terrible day isn't it, welcome to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Cartoon, choose any link and I will tell you about it.

Of course, it has greatfully been changed into the following paragraph.

Welcome to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Cartoon Project Website. You of all people have chosen to visit this miserable little website. Here you will learn what this project is about, the members of this project, and the characters of the cartoon. You can also download very awesome things such as wallpapers, screensavers, and music.  See the production crud and everything here at the H2G2 Cartoon Project Website. So, enjoy your self and have a fabulous life, unless you are totally depressed like Marvin.

After that you may be free and look at the other crud on the website unless the webmaster recites Vogon poetry. Then you must run for your life.

                                                                                                                                                 Kelvin12