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Here are all the Old Tricks that I could find!

 

• "The old airplane in the haystack trick"         
• "The old back door to the alley trick-what will they think of next?"                                             
• "The old beeping button trick"                           
• "The old bomb in the bonbon box trick"
• "The old bomb in the snack truck trick"
• "The old bullet-proof cummerbund in the tuxedo trick"
• "The old check the baggage, take out the insurance, page him to the phone, spin the booth trick"
• "The old Chief in the brown beard and wig trick"
• "The old communications equipment in the French bread trick"
• "The old double agent with the two faces in the twin locker trick"
• "The old double door deception trick"
• "The old drug the prunes, fake the fight, ransack the apartment, and switch places with the Admiral trick"
• "The old fake fingertips on the fire escape trick"
• "The old false hands in the chain trick"
• "The old false neck trick"
• "The old finger in the gun trick"
• "The old flat iron in the hot coals trick"
• "The old garbage trick"
• "The old gas bomb in the horoscope trick"
• "The old gas mask in the fake nose trick"
• "The old gun in the camera trick"
• "The old gun in the crutch trick"
• "The old gun in the flashlight trick"
• "The old gun in the hand trick"
• "The old gun in the maestro's baton trick"
• "The old gun in the peg leg trick"
• "The old gun in the rabbit trick"
• "The old lighter in the gun in the rabbit trick"
• "The old hacksaw in the belt buckle trick"
• "The old hideout under the carwash trick"
• "The old inflatable head in the cloak trick"
• "The old long-playing high-frequency ultrasonic stereophonic, strike the match against the sounding board trick"
• "The old Maxwell Smart silhouette on the windowshade trick"
• "The old microphone in the squeegee trick"
• "The old mortar in the rocks in the 14th hole trick"
• "The old picture in the keyhole trick"
• "The old Professor Peter Peckinpah all-purpose antipersonnel Peckinpah pocket pistol under the toupee trick"
• "The old remote-controlled, self-propelled, spinning doorknob trick"
• "The old secret panel in the bookcase trick"
• "The old secret supply room in the supply room trick"
• "The old sever the cord of the lamp trick"
• "The old shoe switch"
• "The old sleeping foot powder in the shoe trick"
• "The old spy in the dog suit trick"
• "The old three-way gun trick"
• "The old tiny tape recorder in the trailer trick"
• "The old Wilbur in the drape trick"

Here are all the signs and countersigns I could find!

New York Mets win doubleheader

--Mr. Big

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When the moon is full, the tide is high.

--School Days

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Sign: The migrating birds fly low over the sea.

CS: Shadeless windows admit no light.

Sign: The wingless dove protects its nest.

CS: The toothless tiger rules the restless jungle.

--Too Many Chiefs

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Sign: Apples

CS: MacIntosh

--Too Many Chiefs

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Tanganyika

--Aboard the Orient Express

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Sign: The geese fly high

CS: The frost is on the grass.

--Double Agent

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Sign: The blue sun melts the red snow

CS: And the purple water runs uphill

--Back to the Old Drawing Board

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Sign: Is the wind fair to Java?

CS: All clear, no storm on the horizon

--Back to the Old Drawing Board

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Sign: Bismark

CS: Salt Lake City

--Bronzefinger

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Sign: Camptown ladies sing this song.

CS: Doo-dah, doo-dah

Sign: Camptown racetrack five miles long

Oh doo-dah day.

--The Mummy

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Ricardo Montalban hates tortillas

--Viva Smart

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Herb Alpert takes trumpet lessons from Guy Lombardo

--Viva Smart

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Sign: I wish I were in the land of cotton.

CS: Old times there are not forgotten.

Sign: Look away.

CS: Look away.

Sign: A way down south in Dixie.

--The Spy Who Met Himself

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Sign:Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been?

CS: I've been to London to visit the Queen.

--One of Our Olives is Missing and from Ironhand

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Never before in the history of human endeavor have so many given so much to so few.

--That Old Gang of Mine

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The fuchsia fox fell fifty fathoms from father's famous fish fry.

--The Mysterious Dr. T

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Sign: The Grateful Dead are alive and living in Beverly Hills.

CS: Simon and Garfunkel fell off the Tallahatchie Bridge.

--The Groovy Guru

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Sign: A wet duck only flies at midnight.

CS: The night is the devil's playground.

Sign: When the swallows come back to Campobello, there will be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover.

--The Reluctant Redhead

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Sign: Who wrote Little Women?

CS: Lonely little men.

Sign: Who do you love?

CS:I want to be loved by you, just you, and nobody else but you.

Sign: I want to be loved by you, you hoo hoo.

CS: (said together) Boop boop be do.

--Return of the Ancient Mariner

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Sign: Hi there.

CS: Hello.

--I Shot 86 Today

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Sign: I lost my dinghy.

CS: Why don't you try the Brooklyn Naval Yard?

--Age Before Duty

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Sign: When I'm calling you.

CS: Ooh ooh ohh, ooh ooh ohh.

--Ice Station Siegfried

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There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover.

--House of Max

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A nightengale sang in Berkely Square.

--House of Max

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Sign: Johnny Doughboy found a rose in Ireland.

CS: To each his own.

--House of Max