Grymrath: Yello. I am Grymrath Elias Sabreous. Call me Grym, for dangs sake! This is my incredibly random house of Randomacity! I did not steal that word from anyone, anywhere, or anything. I was not aware that there is already a word randomosity or whatever.
Random Yoshi: And I'm Grym's made up sidekick, Random Yoshi! I'm half the randomacity! Every week I give some helpful advice, based on absolutely nothing! If you email me, however, it could be based on your problems! randomyoshi@yahoo.com! Wait... Grym, you made a seperate email address for a made up character?!
Grym: Yes. This way, it feels like the people are actually emailing you!
RY: Alright... just don't get balooned all up on yourself.
Grym: Don't be alarmed. He was created to say completely random--
RY: RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS!!!!
Grym: Like that. Every Saturday, there's a new RY advice and an RY story. I'll probably also put up some pictures that I draw, too, but I need to get this program that makes them smaller first. Any comments or anything on the site and stuff, email me at carter.clements@comcast.net!
Grym: W00T! RY'S Sunday Advice returns! on Saturday!
RY: I'm back in buisiness! If somebody comes to your house to put in new doors and you didn't order any, call your mother.
Grym: YEAH! That's my Random Yoshi!
RY: I'm not yours just because you created me! I'm my own Yoshi!
Grym: Yes, but consider into your calculations that I could make you not a character anymore!
RY: Yes... Sir.
Grym: with any luck, I should be able to get chapter 1 of the RY story up today! Some people are putting new doors in, so I have to stay in my room anyway.
Grym: HAH! My first update of the new website! Journey to Aglantis is now in the Stories and Crap section!
Random Yoshi: Finally. Even if I'm not in it, you needed to at least update. Not that anyone still comes here...
Grym: I'll fix that! The Abrizari RPG forums, when the time is right, will be teeming with advertisements in the ad section!
Random Yoshi: YAAY, ADVERTISING!
