We all love Monkee quotes, right? Well....here are some of my favorite quotes from the TV show. Enjoy!


Mike: I'm Mike Nesmith! And on my left is the *charming* and delightful personality, David Jones.
Davy: Thanks, Mike. And on my left is the charming and delightful Petah Tohk.
Peter: Thanks, David. And on my charming and delightful is the...left...m-moderator, Micky Dolenz!

Mike: My name is David Jones.
Davy: My name is David Jones.
Peter: My name is David Jones.
Micky: Will the real David Jones please stand up?
Davy: I am standing up.

Peter: *Kretch*?

Micky: ME BE A VAMPIRE??? I DON'T WANNA BE A VAMPIRE!!! WHY DOES IT TELL *ME* HOW TO BE A VAMPIRE, MIKE??? MIKE *WHY*????!!!

Peter: Well...if you're going to brainwash me, you'll have to use a good detergent! Reebersoben Detergent doesn't stain, bleach, or shrink your brain!

Mike: So which sounds better in a peace treaty? "We humbly request," or..."Pretty please"?....I think we should use "Pretty please"!

Mike: Well I tell you what, these insects really bug me!

Micky: *crying* These aren't magic fingers?? They're just plain old fingers!! Oh, oh, oh...
Davy: Ohhh...I think you have nice fingers!

Mike: He's really biting my hand, you know.

Peter: Well...I love you, and my face loves you, it's just my body that's out of shape!

Peter: We could only afford one serving, your's is rubber!
Davy: But I'll starve! Is the fruit rubber?
Peter: No...
*Davy takes bite out of the apple*
Peter: ...it's plastic.

Peter: *hiccuping* Hic!...hic!...hic!...
Micky: Oh, Peter, please tell me it isn't the hiccups...
Peter: Hic! It isn't the HIC!-cups.

Micky: *My* feet aren't on backwards....*yours* are. Woolooolooolooloolooo!!!

Micky: Huh...huh? We're being inVADED BY MAAAAARTIAAAANS!!!!!

Micky: I'm not acting strange I'm acting perfectly normal there's nothing strange about me *big grin*

Micky: Girl Scout my *cuckoo*!

Mike: We, the order of the chickens--
All: Bock bock bock!
Mike:--have been challenged.

Mike: Hello, ma? This is Mike! Yeah, look I'm in a music publisher's and he said my song's great and he's gonna give it to a big star I can't talk right now goo'bye! *hangs up*

Peter: Right, kemosabe.
Micky: What's "kemosabe" mean?
Peter: Heheheh, heheh, don't ask.

Peter: But I'm innocent! I've never impersonated a parrot in my life! I can't even do a good cow..."Moo."

Peter: There are a lot of funny euphmisms for "throw up." Like..."toss your cookies"....or, uh, "driving the porcelin bus." "Blow chow"? Although....that's a lot like "blow lunch."

Micky: A SHOVEL!
Peter: So what? We don't have a sandbox.

Peter: I'd rather stay where it's safe, with you, Micheal. *hugs Mike*

Mike: I know! You done strung him up, Mick!

Micky: This looks like a job for....
All: Monkeemen! Up, up and away!!

Peter: Our honor has been smeerched!
Mike: What?
Peter: Uh...smirked.
Mike: What?
Peter: Be-dirtied!
Mike: *What*?
Peter: Well they hurt my feelings.

Micky: You know they have the uh...high heels, and the...the guy has a nine-foot tongue....what is their *name*?
Mike: Uh...Kiss?
Micky: No, but Davy wants one.