Things that make me squeal, squeak, snort, and burst into INSANE laughter! Yeah, so I admit it. The Monkees can turn me into a teenybopper sometimes! And little random parts in the episodes make me rewind back to them over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again just make myself squeak, squeal, snort, and laugh. And I sound like an insane teenybopper on speed. Maybe these scenes do the same to you! Here’re some of the things that make me do the stuff mentioned above:

~When Robot-Micky says “My name is Robby the Robot-t!” and makes that stupid little grin in Monkees Watch Their Feet. I’m laughing insanely as I write this, even!!

~When Peter gets the hiccups in The Audition (at least…I think it’s that episode :P). Gahhhh. I love the way he hiccups.

~ In the Christmas Show when Davy and Micky are singing Deck the Halls, and they do that stupid little pose when they sing “GAY! Apparel!” *lmao*

~Whenever the heck Mr. Schneider talks. He is my very favorite dummy.

~In the Star Collector romp in Monkees Watch Their Feet when Robot-Micky throws Peter and Davy over the control board thing on the spaceship…

~When Davy bites into the plastic apple in Success Story.

~In Monkees Watch Their Feet (yes…again…) when Robot-Micky starts talking in gibberish (“Gort, veringa! Klaatu berada nikto!”), and then makes that “WOOLOOWOOLOOWOOLOO!” sound and then makes that stupid grin again…

~When Mike is a Monkeeman in Monkee Chow Mien, and he does his “You’re UGLY!” thing. How hot.

~In Don’t Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth when Peter and Davy are in the horse outfit, and Peter says, “Hi Mr. Babbit!”

~When Mike chases Miss Buntwell across the room in Dance, Monkey, Dance.

~In Monkees Watch Their Feet (….what can I say. I’m obsessed with the bloody episode) when Pat Paulsen waves that stick-thing around and talks in that deadpan voice. How hilarious!!

~In Gift Horse when Micky eats the cream of rootbeer soup and turns into the werewolf. BAHAHA!!!...*ahem* Heee.

~When Davy jumps on the Christmas tree in the Christmas Show….

~When Peter is “moaning and groaning” in the gurney in the Christmas Show (yes, I’m obsessed with this episode, too…)

~When Mike, Micky, and Davy encounter the Two-Headed Org in Mijacogeo…(roll a head cabbage? Whaaaat? Bahahaha!)

~In the commentary for Mijacogeo when older-Micky says as they go through the theme song bit “I WAS SO YOOOOOOUNG!!!!!” and starts crying insanely. Awww! :P

~In Dance, Monkey, Dance when Peter and Micky are dancing together in the pad (awww…they were holding hands! *squeeeee*)

~When Davy eats the rice at the end of Monkee Chow Mien in his Monkeeman outfit…(he chews with his mouth open! Bahaha!)

~In one of the romps (can’t remember exactly which…) when Davy and Mike are on the beach in their red shorts and suspenders, and Davy snaps Mike’s suspender against his chest…(ouch!)

~In "99 pound Weakling" when Davy and Peter are trying to get the sweatshirts and sweatpants on, and Davy's scolding Peter about eating hotdogs or something like that. And then Peter puts his sweater on backwards....*giggleteehee*

~In Monkees Watch Their Feet (….) when Peter and Davy are in that one office place, and they think the one guy at the desk (yeah, I’m pretty descriptive! :P ) is an alien, and Peter jumps up on the desk and they begin to tie him up, and Peter says “Quiet, you dirty SPACE ALIEN!” Gahhh...I love the way he says “Alien”!

~In Monkee Chow Mien (yeah, so I’m obsessed with that episode, too! So, what? A girl can obsess, can’t she?) when Peter says “Oh, but I LOVE fortune cookies” and makes his adorable smile. Enough said.

~In Hitting The High Seas when Peter, Micky, Davy, and Mike get seasick, and Mike gets seasick off the seasick pills…. :P

~Also in Hitting The High Seas after Micky, Davy, and Peter downed their milk, and Micky’s patting his chest and making that strange meow-like sound….

~In Monkee See, Monkee Die when Peter and Mike are holding hands during the séance…gahhh.

~When Davy sings Greensleeves in Monkees Mind Their Manor!

~In Monkees Watch Their Feet (...) when Robot-Micky thinks the telephone is a cat. I could have sworn the neighbors we don't have heard me scream with laughter the first time I saw that.

~In Monkees a la Carte when they’re eating that big huge sandwich…I’d like a bite of that, too! :P

~In Your Friendly Neighborhood Kidnappers when The Monkees all start stripping each other…BAHAHAHA!!!

~In Monstrous Monkee Mash, when Mike's going down the staircase to the crypt, and he's talking to Micky, who isn't there!

~Whenever Micky does his James Cagney impressions.

~In The Christmas Show, when they're in the forest with Melvin, and Peter and Davy are eating pine needles...

~In Monkees on the Line when Mike yells "There's a BED in the WALL!"

~Also in Monkees on the Line when Mike is with the suicidal lady, and screams "I'M NOT JEFFREY!" :P

~In Art For Monkees Sake, when they're coming down the rope ladder into the gallery, and have...climbing difficulties...

~In Monkee See, Monkee Die when the four are all in bed together, and hear the scary noises. And then when they spring up out of bed and Mike screams "PANIC!!!!" Bahahaha! I love how Mike screams!

~In The Monkees Paw when Micky says "Now crayon I can say!

~And, last but not least…in Monkees Watch Their Feet when Micky loses his clothes. (ABAJKSHFGEGHFEGFDUGTYGAHHHHH!!!!) The first time I watched that, I got excited when his shirt merely disappeared, but…strange, odd noises of gibberish came loose from my mouth after seeing the pants go as well. GAH I LOVE YOU, MICKYYYYY!!!! *dies*

*comes back to life*

*freaks out and dies again*

*a weasel comes and gives her CPR*

*comes back to life*

Ahem. Anyway. Hope you enjoyed those, and I’ll see to it that I put some more on the list later! ;)