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...because absolutely nothing is easier to do when you do it in a Space Ghost fashion. Have Fun! Whether it be with your roommate, friends, family, foes, coworkers...

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1. First off, dig and claw your way through Amazon to find yourself a Space Ghost costume. Upon getting it in the mail, immediately get overexcited and throw away all the other mail, including your roommate's.

2. Wear said costume. All the time. Especially when company comes.

3. While your roommate is trying to sleep/study, scream "HI MY NAME IS BRAK" as loud as you POSSIBLY can. Continuously.

4. Raise a bunch of praying mantises and let them live in your roommate's bed.

5. Whenever your roommate's boyfriend/girlfriend comes over, hide behind the sofa and shout "KISS KISS!" in the gayest, most British voice you can possibly muster.

6. Obtain all volumes of Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Cry if your roommate does not watch them with you.

7. Make a keyboard prison pod of your own out of your roommate's stuff. Sit in it. All the time.

8. Get a cat and name it Boo-Boo Kitty. Have an emotional breakdown if your roommate lets it outside and proceed to lash out at everything around you.

9. Get a large inflatable shark and name it Old Kentucky. Set it in the middle of the floor and make up ludicrous stories as to how it got there if your roommate asks.

10. "Accidentally" tape over your roommate's absolute favorite videos with reruns of The Brak Show. If your roommate gets fussy with you, blame it on the parasite living in your neck.

11. Whenever you and your roommate argue, proceed to yell "YOU BIG LUMPY LUMP!" in your best Lokar voice.

12. Make a Moltar plushie. Put it in your roommate's bed. With the mantises.

13. Play Space Ghost's Musical Bar-B-Que and leave it in the CD player. If your roommate attempts to take it out to listen to his/her stupid music, attempt suicide for shock value.

14. Break the gas pipes. With a wrench.

15. Break your roommate's stuff. Blame it on your evil twin, Chad.

16. Whenever anything bad happens ever and it's obviously your fault, blame it on Chad.

17. Quote whole scenes verbatim, voices included, no matter how bad they are.

18. Make a documentary for public television that includes bears and sharks. Make your roommate watch it.

19. Pretend you are a ghost and mess with the lights until you break the switch or blow a fuse.

20. Go by the name Tad Ghostal. Correct your roommate in the most annoying way you can if he/she does not call you this.

If your roommate has not completely gone insane by this time, you've obviously screwed up. Repeat the process until his/her mind has finally snapped. Hooray!

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get back home, Loretta