Hyperion

Hyperion is a Titan and a son of Uranus and Gaia. He is married to his sister Theia and has three children - Helios, Selene and Eos.

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There is a beach near the island of Crete called Bobkouisoks it's just a beach, no ones sure how it got there, and why there no island behind it. Anywho, Hyperion came across this beach one day. He walked up and down it pondering, why is there no island...how can there be JUST beach. So he figured the rest of the island was underwater. He dove under, nothing there. He was very confused now, and being confused really angered Hyperion so he decided he would take it out on the people of Earth. He went to several villages, getting the scientist, thinkers, philosophers, anyone smart. After he had gathered several hundred of these people he took them to the beach and told them to explain this beach to him. The first scientist, in a burst of cleverness, thought the could get out of this perdicament. He went forward and said "Hyperion this beach if a sand drift from the Superdoombob desert (present day Sahara desert). Hyperion knowing this was insane he smited the man down with his italic letters of Hades. The rest of the people were quite scared now so they started making up anything: it was ants, he's seeing things, there toast in the water. Of course Hyperion never accepted this so he smited them all. Finally a petty philosopher stepped forward and said "Hyperion, if a tree falls in a forest with no one around, does it make a sound?" Hyperion looked at him with a look of pure confoundment, finally he let the man go. He is still on that island...

Theia

Theia is a minor Greek goddess, one of the Titans. Her husband and brother is Hyperion with whom she had three children - Helios (the sun), Eos (the dawn) and Selene (the moon).

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Theia one day went to visit her dear friend Tomoa. She lived not far away on a crab. Theia went to her friend said "Hello Tomoa, how are you today, good, bad, constipated?"

Tomoa looked at her and ran like mad toward the ocean.

"What does my breath stink of old people?" But Tomoa was already gone. This quite bothered Theia, she wasn't unattractive, quite beautiful actually. She had bathed within the month so there was no terribly foul odor. Then she understood! She ran because Tomoa was allergic to small wispy clouds. So Theia went into the sky and gathered all the small wispy clouds and put them together for form a large puffy cloud. This angered Zeus, Theia playing with the sky and weather, so he went into the cloud and poked himself in the eye to force himself to cry. This was the first ever rainstorm. Tomoa came back out of the water and looked up, seeing no small wispy clouds she begin to dance and sing. Theia was quite joyed at this site and went down to join her it begin to downpour. Since this WAS the first ever rain it was a little dramatic for Earth's inhabits and they got a little over excitied leveling cities, killing one another and such. Theia, so pained by what she had caused, went into a ocean crack and pushed it apart to allow all the water to go in. This was the first trench and Theia is still down there pushing those tectonic plates apart. You just can't see her, because your not magical nana nana boo boo.

Crius

Crius was one of the Greek Titans. The Titans were the principal gods of early Greek mythology. Crius and his siblings were the children of Uranus (Sky) and Gaia (Earth). He had five brothers; Coeus, Cronus, Hyperion, Lapetus, Oceanus; and six sisters; Mnemosyne, Phoebe, Rhea, Tethys, Theia, and Themis.
The Titans were best known for their war against the Olympian gods. Many of these gods were captive within the stomach of their father, Cronus. After Zeus, king of the Olympian gods, freed his siblings the war with the Titans began. After ten long years of battle Zeus asked Gaia for help. She told him to release the Cyclopes and the hundred-handed ones. This led to Crius and the other Titans losing the long war.

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A warmonger he was constantly thirsty for war. He traveled about the land searching for new and challenging challenges. He first went to the village of Loki where he met a man named Jaukiask. Jaukiask was busy attacking a wooden dummy with his blue, flaming sword. When he noticed Crius coming he immediately knew he was going to attack. He side stepped to the right to avoid Crius' boomerang. He then realized, around three seconds to late that boomerangs have a bad habit of coming back to the thrower. He was immediatley robbed of his head, and his body didn't seem to like this much, falling to the ground and shaking quite violently. Crius walked over to the body and started laughing at the ignorant man, but before he could turn to the boomerang he caught it squarely in the face. He still wanders the Earth searching for his eye, if you climb a mountain turn north, lean four inches foward, eat pie, and fall down three times you might hear him.

Mnemosyne

Mnemosyne is the personification of memory and its goddess. She is a daughter of Gaia and Uranus and the mother of the nine Muses by Zeus, her nephew.

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Mnemosyne, although goddess of memory, was quite forgetful. It wasn't her fault she had congenital alzhemiers disease. She thought she'd correct this problem by going to Zeus, but she soon forgot that. Eventually though she got the idea again and immediately went to Zeus before she could forget. She told Zeus she hated forgetting, and he told her the reason she was forgetting was because she had to remember everyone else problems and things. Unforntuanetly as soon as she left she forgot, so Mnemsoyne wandered the world trying to remember what she was going to do. She still wanders smashing pumpkins with a mallet to watch them goosh.

Coeus

One of the Titans, Coeus was the father of Leto, husband of Phoebe and the grandfather of Apollo, Artemis and Asteria. He is known for his intelligence.

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When he was three hundred foutry two (around twenty one). He started a candle buisness. It was quite a hit among the godesses. It was the first of it's kind and Coeus was making a killing on it. One day though do to a lack of fire-detection technology it burnt down. Coeus was heart broken. He went home and swallowed three cow loads of milk. This made him feel better, but he still was mad. So he released a child that few knew about. He took all of his knowledge of buisness and such and made Donald Trump.

Phoebe

The daughter of Uranus and Gaia. She married her brother Coeus and with him she became the mother of Leto and Asteria. It is said that she owned the oracle of Delphi before Apollo took it over.

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One day while tending her garden Phoebe stumbled across a small furry man. She went to the little one and watched him for a few minutes before he turned around and said "Hey you! Why are you watching me?" So she went to him and picked him up. Sliding him into her shirt pocket she went inside her clock. She put the little man down (who by the way, name was Uopy). She brought Uopy supper, a large trout, she looked at the trout frowning for she knew there was no way someone so small could eat the trout. Before, however, she could remove the trout the man had eaten it. Wow, she thought, what an appetite. She made him a little house out of her old cat's furballs that she kept for no real reason. After several decades Uopy finally came to trust her with a bit of a gruff front, but he trusted her none-the-less. One day however Phoebe got a call, a most fateful of calls, that said she was chosen for a new T.V. show and that she had to move Hollywood immediately. She left Uopy instantly. because come on gruff dwarf or hollywood...which would you choose? So Uopy stricken with grief got elected to be president, but sadly died of Chagas.