Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo , ke
Adha piya aur adha chod diya
Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar
Nahin koi Vim Bar
Jo thodasa lagaya aur bas hogaya.......!!
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"
Log ishq karte hain,
Bade shor ke saath.
Humne bhi kiya,
Bade zor ke saath.
Magar ab karenge,
Thoda gaur ke saath.
Kyonki kal usko dekha,
Kisi aur ke saath.
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Jaise kal chamak rahe thhey!
Jise dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi (sucide) kar le jalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Tum aa gaye ho;
Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno movie chalen
Teri zulfein hai ya raat ka andhera
Teri zulfein hai ya raat ka andhera
kaat do inhe aur kardo savera
Woh sadak ke is paar the
Hum sadak ke us par the
Kuchh hum aage badhe, kuchh woh aage badhi
Hum kuchh aur aage badhe, woh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
Hum kuch aur aage badhe, woh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
Ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi
(Before marriage)
Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
Lakin mumtaz nahi milti
(After marriage)
Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
Lekin mumtaz nahi marti.
Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
chhapak, Chhapak, glob.... glob... glob...
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?!
Mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
mujhe... kyon infinite loop me dal rahe hai??
Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya ??!!
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ....
ye kabhi kabhi kyun aata hai..roz kyun nahi aata hai??
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai !!!
Hume tumse Love hai
please refuse na karna..
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai
please ise fuse na karna!!!
Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche..
Abe' gadhe... ab utrega kaise '!!
Maine tujhe saikdon khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi
Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se
hum to madhosh hi ho gaye,
Jab pata laga ki nazrein hi tirchi hainhum to behosh hi ho gaye!!!
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye!!!
Draupadi ka vastraharan Dushasan ko pada bhari
Draupadi ka vastraharan Dushasan ko pada bhari
Saari mein saari Parag saari!!!
Joron ki baarish Makes me wonder
Joron ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharmile Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To waisa Laga
Jab Dono Ke Joote Pade...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!
maine tujhse pyar kiya
tumhare baap ne mujhko pita
maine tujhse pyar kiya
tumhare baap ne mujhko pita
TAN KI SHAKTI MAN KI SHAKTI BOURNVITA
kash tumhe chiken pox ho jaye
kash tumhe chiken pox ho jaye
chand to tumhara chehra pehle se hai
ab uspar tare bhi nazar aye
kya hai tumhare khubsoorat chere ka raaz
kya hai tumhare ghungrale balo ka raaz
melody khaon khud jan jao
tapte registan se ja rahi thi hamari rooh
tapte registan se ja rahi thi hamari rooh
aah aahh eee eee ooooo
maine tujhse pyar kiya
tumhare baap ne mujhko pita
maine tujhse pyar kiya
tumhare baap ne mujhko pita
Sine Theta / Cos Theta = Tan Theta
Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh inkaar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
ab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad? Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai...
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar
aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur
bhaag jayenge !
Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to santra tha, pass jake dekha to santra
tha,cheel ke dekha to bhi santra tha, Khake dekha to bhi santra tha. Wah
kya santra tha !
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil
be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon
main apna hi khoon tha!
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS
ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.
Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra
moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Moti hamar kutte ka naam !
Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!
hai tu agar mera dilbar
hai tu agar mera dilbar
to aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
Kaun kehta hai meri mehbooba langdi hai
wo to hawa ko dekh kar lehra rahi hai
na tu chhat pe aati
na main deewana hota
na tu patthar maarti
na main kaana hota
Karwatein Badaltey Rahe Saari Raat hum....Aap Ki Kasam....!!!
Karwatein Badaltey Rahe Saari Raat hum....Aap Ki Kasam....!!!
Bister mein to Khatmal they aur Upar Machchhar bhi na they Kam!!
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
shamu ne kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
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