Wow. Long time no update, huh? Well, I was illegally surfing the net in Digital Imaging today, looking for a picture of myself to use in my project, yet I couldn't find anyone that took a picture of me cosplaying this year so my quest was fruitless. I was getting annoyed and semi-scared (because the project is due tomorrow) and then I remembered I posted a picture of me here, on this lovely site! I went on it, looked at everything (and wasted time in the process), and realized how much I love my little shrine. So, here's my update! Yay!

Well, on to some tragic news... There are like, barely any FMA fansites in existence anymore. Know why? Because all these people get all excited over a new series, so they make a shrine for their favorite character, and get all into the shrine with stats and pictures and what not, but as soon as something new comes along they drop it and move on. Yup, that's the sad truth. All the FMA sites I used to love going to are either gone now or haven't been updated in three years (not like I do anything like that... *coughcough*) Half the fanlistings don't exist anymore, either! AND THERE ARE NO MORE ENVY SITES! There used to be like, a trillion! Now the only one I can find is in Spanish! AND THE AMAZING AL WEBSITE WITH ALL THE BEAUTIFUL PICTURES IS GONE, TOO!!!! It makes me oh so sad. I'm so happy I stole a few pictures from them for my site when I did... Yeah, I'm a terrible person.

Well, anyway, I'll still try my hardest to spiff up my cute little shrine. I still love FMA, and I still hold Ed and Al dear to my heart. So, as long as everyone else keeps loving too, I'll keep on truckin'!

~Beef

Well, I added a fan section. Yes, squeal with joy. Now there is only one problem... I'm running out of picture space. I'm allowed to have 100 pictures and I have about 98... So, I guess I'll just have to make a photobucket or something of the sort... Yeah. That's what I'll do.

Well, that's all I wanted to say! More later, internet homies!

~*Beef*~

GAH! IT'S BEEN FOREVER SINCE I HAVE UPDATED THIS SITE!!!!!! Man, I'm lazy. Well, school is almost over so that means I'll probably have more time to update... But knowing me... I wouldn't get your hopes up! ^.^

Wow! People actually come to this site... AND LIKE IT?!?! I truly am amzed, but thank you! I'm gonna work harder to put up pictures and other fun junk. Now that my father has a not so crappy computer, I can do more things... Like... VIRTUAL BAKING!!!!! FEAR MY AWESOME BAKER POWERS!!!! MWAHAHAHA! Ha! Ok, well... That's all for now.

Really

.

Beef, over and out!

I just got some spifadelic information. I was on this girl's anime site that was from freewebs and I was all, "Hey, that's pretty." and she was like, "Well, now freewebs let's you have 20 pages instead of 7."

Sweet.

You know what that means kids? I have more space to supply you with FMA crap and fill your brains with stupidity! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!

ANYWAY... I'm sad that Martle died. Poor Martle. DAMN YOU SCAR!!!! That's right Kimbley, kill them Ishabals!!!!!! <---- She's gone mad.

Well, I'm spent... For now.

Funfact!: Spell check changes Ishbals to washbowls!!!!! HAR HAR! *slaps knee*

~*Beef*~

GAH! IT'S BEEN FOREVER!!!!! I haven't update here in so long, and I'm sorry to anyone that might visit this site... I know you're out there... I haven't been here 200 times... I know you exist!!!!! 0.0 Anyway, part of the slowness in updates was just me being lazy (what else is new?) and part of it was other stuff. But now I'm here and plan to update more. Honestly. I'm really gonna get on my ass about updating now, because guess what? I haven't been updating (could ya tell?) and also, I made a Gungrave fansite. Guess what? I haven't updated that either! Imagine that! So please, bare with me. I have to start over from page, one. (DAMN YOU COMPUTER!!!!!!!) Thanks!

Another thing, I feel the need to say I don't own FMA... but I think the creator and I are kindred spirits. I mean, I'm called Beef... She depicts herself as a cow... It all works out.

OK. Let's do this.

Well, now that I'm all fat from that 20 pounder my fam had at Thanksgiving, I figure I'm reared up and ready to go to update!!! And guess what, I did! I added a links page, you should go there. Not only does it have my awesome websites, it also has other awesome websites! *GASP!* FMA eye candy for the masses... Anyway, Christmas is coming! Yay! The only thing is, now whenever I say I want something everyone's all, "CHRISTMAS IS COMING, DAMMIT! DON'T GET GREEDY!" It makes me sad, especially since those damn Descendants of Darkness DVD's were only $8! ARGH!!!!

Enough of my greed, I'm gonna move the quotes to the goodies section, so never fear! You'll still be able to laugh at Ed's spasmodic behaviors (Vocab word!)! Also, go to the about me page to find an awesome cos-play picture of me and this cool Al guy. OK, I think I'm spent for now!

Knives works at a grocery store!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*~*Beef*~*

P.S.- I've recently become obsessed with the Revolutionary Girl Utena movie, so that explains the chuchu on the links page! ^.^

Right when everything was working well, the pictures all die on me. Sorry for the inconvenience Internet homies, I'm gonna fix that next. I think all the fanlistings is what caused all the pictures to die. I'm only allowed to have 50 pictures. IT BLOWS. So I gotta concoct a way to make all this picture business work and I really got to work on the pages I have up already, and then make some more. It may appear to be too much work for a single Beef, but I'm sure this one can manage on her own. So sit back kids and I'll try to sort this all out.

*~Super Alchemy Beef~*

Yo homies! Welcome to Super Alchemy Beef's shrine to the beautiful Edward Elric and his adorable brother, Alphonse. My computer is kinda crappy... OK, REALLY crappy but I hope to really have some niffty things on here in the future. I hope to have some images, quotes, character profiles, fan fiction, adoptables and all the good stuff. But, with my crappy computer who knows. It better work or else... *claps hands like Ed* IT'S GOIN' DOWN! That's all I've gotsta say for right now!!!

Ed: You better appreciate Beef's work, OR ELSE!!!!!!

Al: Brother, calm down!!!!