Welcome to the Tilted Kilt INN
featuring the Gobblin' Goblin Tavern! Owners: Property of Telarus
Our Motto:
Eat... Drink.... Pass Out
Welcome
to the Tilted Kilt, The one and only place you'll find the Gobblin'
GoblinTavern!! Inside,you'll find that we not only have rooms and serve
various ales, wines, whiskeys, and liqueurs in the Goblin, but you're
in for a treat. The Gobblin Goblin's specialty is the delicious special
homemade foods that will surely tantalize any taste buds and satisfy
even the biggest appetites. Our steaks, stew meats, beef strips and
flat patties are 100% pure beef, despite the entree names. We buy our
beef, fowl & pork right here in Telarus that have been raised right
here on the lush landscapes of Telarus by local ranchers. We catch the
fish we use, locally, and it's fresh served daily.
If you get to drunk to find your way home.. never fear! We have rooms
available at prices that won't pillage yer pockets! The atmosphere is
relaxed so leave your tudes at the door and come on in and relax and
have some fun!
...Oh... and don't
mind the Cows. They just like to Watch.
If you are a
Brewer or Baker and would like yer "Goods" sold at the Gobblin'
Goblin,
contact Alec (Alecnoirts) for business arrangements.
This form is inoperational!
To
Order off the Gobblin' Goblin's Menu!
Check the boxes of the Tasty Delights that yer Craving!
Afterwards,
press "Order" at the bottom.
Please Provide your Name (SN) (So
we know who ordered!)
Beverages:
Fer drinks we gots Bastard Brews, the Hard
Stuff & Sally Drinks . Bastard Brews, you'll find her beers
'n Ales from th' finest beer makers in all of Telarus. "The
Hard Stuff" is where you'll find our Liquors and exotic imports.
'n Finally, in our "Sally Drinks" You'll find yer fine
wines, spirits & other fruity drinks.
To Order a Drink: Choose
the "Container" first then the corosponding beverage
to go in the container.
Teas: Please
Note: All Teas include a refill ceramic pot (approx. 3 cups) with
the purchase of "Glass."
African Blush
(Traditional Tea, slightly tart, mildly sweet)
Earl Grey
(Traditional Black tea scented with bergamot)
Green Dragon
(Green tea imported from the Orient)
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Good
Eats:
Fer food you'll find a crazy array
of choices that should suit any tastes a customer might have.
Though dun be lettin' their names fool ya! Each item is prepared
with the skill and craft of a Royal Cook from the Castle of Telarus
itself!. Each night, the cook is different, as they are on a rotating
schedule between their duties at the Keep and here for fun at
the Goblin. Though each may give each plate it's own little twist
to delight your taste buds. Now... pick yer food already!
Pick
Your Pleasure:12
QC
{List
Any three of the below items in the box Except "Something's
fishy".}
Ogre
steak.:
6 QC
{Sirloin served with Monster mash taters with creepy corn}
Skin
strips: 4
coins {Beef
strips} Lucy's
Left Overs:
4 coins {Rabbit
Stew with veggies} Goblin
Goop: 4
coins
{Pinto beans & ham hawks in a rich savory sauce}
Goblin
Stew:
3 coins
{Beef and vegetables} Kabold
Flanks: 5
coins
{Turkey breast
and mashed taters with a vegetable and bread slices}
Ogre
Fingers:
4
coins
{Chicken
Strips served with flour rounds, melted cheese, crushed beans
and salsa sauce}
Something's
Fishy: 12
coins
{Lobster,
crab, and shrimp, served with rice and broccoli}
Guts
and nads Hot plate special: 4
coins
{Spaghetti & meatballs}
Trash
Plate:5
coins
{Tater salad and chili piled on a plate with patties
of beef on top}
Mama
Said: 4
coins
{Liver and onions}
Salmon
Slivers: 8
coins
{Salmon flanks served with Rice and a baked tater}
Scottish
Round Rump: 6
coins
{Rump Roast served in a'jus sauce. Baked Tater, veggies &
french bread.}
Men's
Envy: 4
coins
{12 Inch Italian Sausage. Served with delicious red sauce, french
bread, with a salad}
Toad
Mush: 2
coins
{Sauteed
mushrooms}
Desserts:
3
coins per item/slice
Desserts
range from pies, tarts, puddings, chocolate delights,
strawberries and creme, ice creams, and fruit trays.
:Your Desired Dessert?
: Tip fer some fine service?
"Well
now.. will there b'anythin' else fer ye, this fine evenin'?" Please
press only Once to Submit your Order to the Server.
Here
at the Tilted Kilt Inn, we have a variety of rooms available
to fit everyone's needs!
Whether er a visiting dignitary or someone simply too drunk to make
it home fer the night,
we'er the place fer ya!
To Order
a Room
at the
Tilted Kilt INN
Fill
in your name (so we know who ordered it), let us know how many
nights you'll be staying & then Check the box of the room
you're wanting then fill in for how many nights! Afterwards,
press "Order" at the bottom of the page.
Please
Provide your Name (SN)
How
Many Nights will you be staying with us?
When
yer choice is made, tell the Clerk 'n she'll fetch ya the Key
Pronto!
Common
Room: 10 Coin/Night
A large comfortable bed complete with cozy
downfeather pillows and comforter, will ensure a good night's
sleep for the weary travelor.
Embassador's
Suite: 80Coin/Night
Each suite is furnished with accomidating pieces as well as modern
amenities. An ample supply of plump pillows is sure to guarantee
a good night’s sleep. Heirloom quality linens in rich tones
and intricately designed plaster ceilings are a few of the details
that will enchant each guest.
The bathroom is in three parts - a dressing room, commode and
sink room and its own private clawfoot tub room, complete with
lace and candles -- perched atop a raised platform. The creative
triad is always a favorite with guests.
This suite features two decorative fireplaces, a seperate office,
in room kitchen with a private chef. Also included are two handmaidens
to cater to your every need.
Not-so-Common
Room: 20 QC/Night Some
say a friendly ghost frequents this room. Perhaps this friendly
spirit admires the elegant four-poster spindle bed? Private bath,
and a seperate area off the bedroom with steps up to a Garden
view
