[UDM] Demos - http://www.udm4.com/demos/
3 col layout - http://www.pmob.co.uk/
AccessifyTools - http://www.accessify.com/
Adactio - http://adactio.com/
alvitdewebdev - http://www.alvit.de/web-dev/
bobbyvandersluis - http://www.bobbyvandersluis.com/
ChristianHeilmann - http://icant.co.uk/index.php
Code library - http://www.psacake.com/web/
ColorToy - http://www.defencemechanism.com/color/
CSS User Interface by Ivan Bueno - http://ivanbueno.f2o.org/
Date Difference Calculator - http://www.foursevenfive.com/dateComp.php
deconcept - http://blog.deconcept.com/flashobject/
DevGuru CSS2 Index - http://www.devguru.com/Technologies/css/quickref/css_index.html
DevGuru JavaScript Index - http://www.devguru.com/Technologies/ecmascript/quickref/javascript_index.html
DylanSchiemann - http://www.dylanschiemann.com/
FreelanceContractors - http://www.freelancecontractors.com/
getElementById - http://getelementbyid.com/
Google Maps Standalone Mode - http://stuff.rancidbacon.com/gmaps-standalone/index.html
HtmlFormatter - http://www.avronp.com/jshtml/nsn/nsn_htmlformat/default.htm
Interactive DHTML art-demos - http://www.dhteumeuleu.com/
intoxicated lorenz attractor - http://www.toxi.co.uk/lorenz/index.htm
Javascript Library (dithered.com) - http://www.dithered.com/javascript/index.html
JavaScript-FX - http://www.javascript-fx.com/
JS Mack Library - http://www.bju.edu/library/home.html
JSLinks - http://www.fiftyfoureleven.com/resources/programming/javascript
mindlessLemming - http://mindlesslemming.com/
Morpheusweb - http://www.morpheusweb.it/html_eng/varie/about/chisono.asp
N-SON - http://n-son.com/
PhpTiddlyWiki - http://www.patrickcurry.com/tiddly/
RobLab - http://www.robertnyman.com/roblab/
SurfinSafari - http://weblogs.mozillazine.org/hyatt/index.html
switchboardCA - http://theswitchboard.ca/
UnofficialWebApps - http://webapplist.com/
WDG HTML Validator File Upload - http://htmlhelp.com/tools/validator/upload.html
WiseWomen - http://www.wise-women.org/
XHTML2 - http://www.w3.org/TR/2005/WD-xhtml2-20050527/introduction.html

Blogs

Crazy

43 Things - http://www.43things.com/ Avoidinglife.com - http://www.avoidinglife.com/ BlogChat - http://www.blogchat.com/ BlogMathJazz - http://mathibus.com/ BMFBlog - http://gmn17.blogspot.com/ Bolt - http://www.bolt.com/ BuzzMachine - http://www.buzzmachine.com/ Communities.com - http://www.communities.com/ consumating - http://www.consumating.com/login.pl Dead End Society - http://www.deadendsociety.net/ eBlogger Login - http://www.blogger.com/start ExerciseFriends.com - http://exercisefriends.com/ Flickr! - http://flickr.com/ FORGETFOO - http://www.forgetfoo.com/ FreeWebs - http://members.freewebs.com/ FreeWebsPage - http://www.freewebs.com/gmn17/index.htm glenmurphy - http://glenmurphy.com/ GMN17's Home Page - http://www.geocities.com/gmn17/ Gravatar - http://www.gravatar.com/ HeavyLite - http://heavylite.heavy.com/ JenniferMadden - http://www.jennifermadden.com/ Librarian.tk - http://www.librarian.tk/ Library Stuff - http://www.librarystuff.net/ LiveJournal - http://www.livejournal.com/ LiveJournalPage - http://www.livejournal.com/users/gmn17/ Mental Drippings - http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html Ming the Mechanic - http://ming.tv/ Myspace - http://www.myspace.com/ Ourmedia - http://www.ourmedia.org/ OZONEAsylum - http://www.ozoneasylum.com/ PhatPhree - http://www.thephatphree.com/ PicHold - http://www.pichold.com/ Pixelmech - http://www.pixelmech.com/ ReasonMicrosoftIE7 - http://dean.edwards.name/weblog/2005/03/the-reason/ SDF - http://freeshell.org/index.cgi?welcome Technorati - http://www.technorati.com/ the 'FlaVA - http://clflava.blogspot.com/ TrueDater - http://www.truedater.com/ UI Designer - http://uidesigner.blogspot.com/ UpbeatandDownstairs - http://daryld.com/ UrantiaGroup - http://groups.myspace.com/urantia usr-bin-girl - http://www.stormwerks.com/linked/ WeblogbyEYECON - http://www.eyecon.ro/ Wikipedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Xanga - http://www.xanga.com/ YahooGeoCities - http://geocities.yahoo.com/

AlbinoBlacksheep - http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/ Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie - http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html AprilFoolDayHoaxes - http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/aprilfool2.html BoingBoing - http://www.boingboing.net/ carol maker - zefrank.com - http://www.zefrank.com/xmas/ Celebrity Prank Calls - http://www.celebrityprankcalls.com/ Cheesepie - http://www.cheesepie.net/ Crete - http://www.cretetravel.com/A_few_words_in_Greek.htm Excuses - http://madtbone.tripod.com/ For Sale By Mental Patient - http://home.total.net/~fishnet/index.html Hilarious Dude Lip Syncing - http://www.big-boys.com/articles/dudelipsync.html http--www.matrix-xp.com- - http://www.matrix-xp.com/ IKissYou - http://www.istanbul.tc/mahir/mahir/ ImaginationCubed - http://www.imaginationcubed.com/LaunchPage Internet Archive - http://www.archive.org/ kottke.org - http://www.kottke.org/ Learn to Speak Greek - http://www.magicaljourneys.com/GreekCulture/greece-language.html Life in the Pink - http://www.pinkhairedgirl.com/ Meshugena.net - http://home.comcast.net/~meshugena/ MilkandCookies - http://www.milkandcookies.com/ mung - http://www.brianmung.com/nunlander.htm Optical Illusions - http://www.umds.ac.uk/physiology/daveb/brainday/optical.htm PARANOIA - THE CONSPIRACY READER - http://www.paranoiamagazine.com/ Primate Programming(tm) Inc - http://www.newtechusa.com/PPI/main.asp retroCRUSH - http://www.retrocrush.com/ Specious Report - http://www.thespeciousreport.com/ SWRON - http://www.cybermonkey.jp/html/game/swron/ Teagames - http://www.teagames.com/ Text Laughs - http://www.allowe.com/Humor/text.htm The Church of the SubGenius" - http://www.subgenius.com/ The Sneeze - http://www.thesneeze.com/ TongueTwist - http://www.uebersetzung.at/twister/en.htm WinRG - http://theproject.deanliou.com/WinRG/ www.weirdcrap.com - http://www.weirdcrap.com/ ZUG - http://www.zug.com/ ZZZ Online - http://www.zzz.com.ru/index.php

June 17, 2006, - Latest script HERE. I have cleaned up all scripts in this section so that at the least, no firefox or ie errors pop up somewhere, except for the 2 For 1 script way below, which only have to do with the next links and not the script itself, and it's nothing really.

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June 11, 2006, - This is just a simple floating Back to Top script, I have noticed some sites use this type of effect for a table of contents type option, but I just put a simple menu with it HERE.

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May 14, 2006, - Here is another script made by the same people as below, I have always admired the simple beauty of the effect it has. HERE it is. I have put it into a table to show the great flexibility this script has.

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April 21, 2006, - I have cleaned up a nice script that was nice to begin with, it came from the International Herald Tribune, they got it from here 13thParallel.org. I worked on it a bit and HERE it is. Images will cut off if you place them randomly. It works best in an iframe or as it's own page.

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February 12, 2006, - I made a new script from two old ones, it will allow a centered iframe with your width and height settings, it will center on your page no matter how far down you have scrolled, but the best part is that you can specify 2 iframes side by side and centered, Click HERE for an example.

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January 12, 2006, - I have been playing around with a very cool script made at http://blog.jpofy.com (no longer there) HERE it is, it works in IE,FF and Safari

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Dec. 10, 2005, Hey I remade an old script that works in IE,FF,Flock and Safari, click HERE

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August 12, 2005, - Here are my latest cool links, CSSCreator Forums - http://www.csscreator.com/, very good forum where all or some of the top css dogs throw some bones. Phong - http://www.phong.com/, fantastic graphic resources and tutorials. Stylegala CSS Reference Guide - http://www.stylegala.com/features/css-reference/, probably the best and most sensible css guide. Run Windows No Services How-To - http://www.sysinternals.com/blog/2005/07/running-windows-with-no-services.html, a very interesting article on running winXP with no services at all.

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.clText{z-index:50; left:0; top:0;font-family:arial; font-size:11px;margin:0;padding:0;background-color:transparent} Hey this is part of my stylesheet, can anyone tell what is a good question for asking about my stylesheet? Hey also check out these neat little windows, aren't they cool?

CSS Play - http://www.cssplay.co.uk/
DHTMLCentral - (Where these cool little windows came from!) - http://www.dhtmlcentral.com/
Fontifier - http://www.fontifier.com/
HTML to JavaScript - http://www.accessify.com/tools-and-wizards/html-to-javascript-converter.asp
Carrie'sConceptions - http://www.dreampilot.net/links.shtml
clagnut - http://www.clagnut.com/
colorSynthAxis - http://www.telecable.es/personales/alberto9/color/index.htm
CSSReboot - http://www.cssreboot.com/
DaFONT - http://www.dafont.com/en/
David Galbraith - http://www.davidgalbraith.org/
DeltaTangoBravo - http://www.deltatangobravo.com/
developer.apple.com - http://developer.apple.com/internet/webcontent/XMLHttpRequestExample/example.html
Free fonts tiny archives! - http://cgm.cs.mcgill.ca/~luc/freefonts3.html
GordonMac - http://www.gordonmac.com/
Image After - http://www.imageafter.com/
jensengcom - http://code.jenseng.com/
JuicyStudio - http://www.juicystudio.com/index.asp
Left Justified - http://leftjustified.net/
manalang.com - http://manalang.com/
mrclay - http://mrclay.org/
NUMBER27 - http://www.number27.org/
Onlinetools.org - http://www.onlinetools.org/
OZONE Our Walls - http://www.ozones.com/
Peterned - http://www.xs4all.nl/~peterned/index.html
Richard@Home - http://richardathome.no-ip.com/index.php
Schillmania - http://www.schillmania.com/
slayeroffice - http://slayeroffice.com/index.php
Stopdesign - http://www.stopdesign.com/
Styleboost - http://www.styleboost.com/
saila.com - http://www.saila.com/
squidfingers - http://www.squidfingers.com/
The Strange Zen Of JavaScript - http://jszen.blogspot.com/
Thirteenth Parallel - http://13thparallel.com/
TiddlyWiki - http://www.tiddlywiki.com/
WebFX - http://webfx.eae.net/
Wellstyled - http://wellstyled.com/
wellvetted - http://wellvetted.com/
xanthiceye - http://www.xanthic.net/
xBlog CSS XPLANE - http://xplane.com/xblog/?cat=18
youngpup.net - index - http://www.youngpup.net/index

addict3dorg - http://addict3d.org/index.php
DailyRotation - http://www.dailyrotation.com/index.shtml
DefenseTech - http://www.defensetech.org/
geeknik - http://www.geeknik.net/
Google News - http://news.google.com/
How to Kill Linux - http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1759,1768170,00.asp
http--www.cnn.com-desktop-content.html - http://www.cnn.com/desktop/content.html
IntlBrotherhoodAIM - http://www.theramp.net/kohr4/index.html
The Register - http://www.theregister.co.uk/
Today'sFrontPages - http://www.newseum.org/todaysfrontpages/
VOANews - http://www.voanews.com/index.cfm
AccuFind - http://www.nln.com/
BerkeleyMeta-Search - http://www.lib.berkeley.edu/TeachingLib/Guides/Internet/MetaSearch.html
DogPile - http://www.dogpile.com/info.dogpl.colors/colors.htm
Fact Monster - http://www.factmonster.com/index.html
Gigablast - http://www.gigablast.com/
GoogleLanguage - http://www.google.com/language_tools
GoogleTranslate - http://www.google.com/language_tools
Highway61.com - http://www.highway61.com/
IceRocket - http://www.icerocket.com/
irware - http://www.ir-ware.biz/
KartOO - http://www.kartoo.com/
Logoogle - http://www.logoogle.com/
Queryster.com - http://www.queryster.com/
Red Rose Search - http://redroseint.com/com/search.htm
Scroogle - http://www.scroogle.org/
Search Engine World - http://www.searchengineworld.com/index.htm
Search UT Library - http://www.lib.utexas.edu/refsites/search.html
SearchEzee - http://www.searchezee.com/
Singingfish - Find Audio and Video - http://www.singingfish.com/
Snap - http://www.snap.com/
STINETMultiSearch - http://multisearch.dtic.mil/descriptions.html
SYSTRAN - http://www.systransoft.com/
Visual Thesaurus - http://www.visualthesaurus.com/online/index.html
Webcrawl MultiSearch - http://www.webcrawl.com/
Wondir - http://www.wondir.org:8080/wondir/jsp/index.jsp
YaGoohoo!gle - http://yagoohoogle.com/
YahooSearch - http://search.yahoo.com/web/advanced

aFreeGo - http://www.afreego.com/
BrotherSoft - http://www.golddownload.com/
CleanSoftware - http://www.cleansoftware.org/
daonlyfreez - http://home.deds.nl/~daonlyfr/links/freeware.html
Favorite Freeware - http://aumha.org/freeware.htm
File Flash - http://www.fileflash.com/
FileDevil - http://www.filedevil.com/
filehippo - http://www.filehippo.com/
Freebyte - http://www.freebyte.com/
Freeware Posse - http://www.freewareposse.com/
FreewareArena - http://freewarearena.org/PHPNuke/index.php
FreewareFiles - http://www.freewarefiles.com/
FreewareWorldTeam - http://www.all4you.dk/FreewareWorld/links.php
Index of -pub-winsite-winxp - http://www.mit-lcs.lkams.kernel.org/pub/winsite/winxp/
InfoPimps.org News - http://infopimps.org/news.php
JTHZ - http://www.jthz.com/puter/
MajorGeeks - http://www.majorgeeks.com/
nsclean - http://www.nsclean.com/freebies.html
OldVersion.com - http://www.oldversion.com/
Quantum Illusions - http://freeware.quantum.2ya.com/
ShellCity - http://www.shellcity.net/
SnapFiles - http://www.snapfiles.com/freeware/freeware.html
Son Of Spy Freeware - http://www.anycities.com/user1/sonofspy/
Under1mb.com - http://www.under1mb.com/
VersionTracker - http://www.versiontracker.com/windows/
Warp2Search - http://www.warp2search.net/
Autoruns - http://www.sysinternals.com/ntw2k/freeware/autoruns.shtml
BitDefender - http://www.bitdefender.com/index.php
CreatingDLLs - http://www.flipcode.com/articles/article_creatingdlls.shtml
DemoLinux - http://www.demolinux.org/
Digital Needle - http://www.cs.huji.ac.il/~springer/
Dimitris Keletsekis - http://users.hol.gr/~dck/
DOS programs - http://www.opus.co.tt/dave/
dotWidget - http://www.k23productions.com/products/dotWidget/
Dynebolic - http://www.dynebolic.org/
Emulators Online - http://www.emulators.com/download.htm
FirefoxIE - http://firefoxie.net/
Font Download Page - http://www.jetler.com/stationery_by_jo/font_index.html
Free virus repair - http://www.pandasoftware.es/library/pqremove_en.htm
FreeUndelete - http://officerecovery.com/freeundelete/index.htm
Gibin Software House - http://www.gibinsoft.net/gipoutils/
Hawkeye - http://www.hawkeyetech.com/
HTMLHelper - http://www.html-helper.com/default.asp
IronDust, LLC - http://www.irondust.com/
JackassJoeJoe - http://www.joejoesoft.com/
KasperskyOnlineAV - http://www.kaspersky.com/remoteviruschk.html
Linux by Libranet - http://www.libranet.com/
LitruX - http://www.litrux.com/
LNX-BBC - http://www.lnx-bbc.org/
McAfeeFreeScan - http://www.mcafee.com/myapps/mfs/default.asp
MetroPipe - http://www.metropipe.net/ProductsPVPMDownload.shtml
MicroWorld - http://www.mwti.net/index.asp
Mike Lin's Home Page - http://www.mlin.net/
MyServer - http://myserverweb.sourceforge.net/forum/portal.php
NirSoft - http://nirsoft.mirrorz.com/
Rasterbator - http://arje.net/rasterbator
Roadkil.Net - http://www.roadkil.net/
shellextensionC# - http://www.codeproject.com/csharp/dateparser.asp
Software Patch - http://www.softwarepatch.com/
Station Drivers - http://www.station-drivers.com/
The OS Files - http://www.theosfiles.com/
VILover'sHome - http://www.thomer.com/vi/vi.html
Win32+assembler - http://www.godevtool.com/
zamaansoft - http://www.zamaansoft.com/

hackaday (Fantastic Site!) - http://www.hackaday.com/
Adrian's Rojak Pot - http://www.rojakpot.com/
Annoyances.org - http://www.annoyances.org/
AnswersThatWork - http://www.answersthatwork.com/
Ars Technica - http://arstechnica.com/
AutoPatcher - http://www.autopatcher.com/
AXCEL216 - http://www.mdgx.com/
BroadbandTweaking - http://www.dslnuts.com/
CastleCops - http://castlecops.com/
Computer Hopes - http://www.computerhope.com/index.htm
Doug'sTips - http://dougknox.com/
DVRPC - http://www.makezine.com/extras/4.html
Elder Geek - http://www.theeldergeek.com/
Esmokey.com - http://www.esmokey.com/
ExtremeTech - http://www.extremetech.com/
iHacked - http://www.i-hacked.com/
LitePC - http://www.litepc.com/
MCSEWorld - http://www.petri.co.il/index.htm
MSHiddenFiles - http://microsuck.com/content/ms-hidden-files.shtml
Multi-Booting - http://www.xperts.co.za/reuel/multiboot/multiboot.htm
NTFS.com - http://www.ntfs.com/
regfile generator - http://www.virtualplastic.net/html/shfold.php
SANS - http://www.sans.org/index.php
SysInfoORG - http://www.sysinfo.org/
TechWeb - http://www.techweb.com/
TipsandTricks - http://www.softwaretipsandtricks.com/
TweakXP - http://www.tweakxp.com/
Virtual Plastic - http://www.virtualplastic.net/
Windows2KFirewall - http://homepages.wmich.edu/~mchugha/w2kfirewall.htm
WindowsStartUp - http://www.windowsstartup.com/wso/index.php
WinMatrix - http://www.winmatrix.com/
WinT'sModifications - http://wint.virtualplastic.net/hackindex.php
WinXPAdminKB - http://www.windowsnetworking.com/kbase/WindowsTips/
WinXpNews - http://www.winxpfix.com/
WorldStart - http://www.worldstart.com/
Catalogue - Stencil Kingdom - http://www.stencilkingdom.com/catalogue/catalogue.htm
ComputerSurplus - http://www.computersurplusoutlet.com/
craigslist - http://www.craigslist.org/
Engadget - http://www.engadget.com/
essentialgear - http://www.essentialgear.com/index.php
FamousProducts - http://www.famousproducts.com/
FancyLogic - http://www.fancylogic.com/index.html
FM Transmitter - http://www.ccrane.com/fm-transmitter.asp
Gizmo - http://www.gizmo.com.au/
godaddyDOTcom - https://www.godaddy.com/
Hollander - http://www.hollanders.com/
I4U News - http://www.i4u.com/
InformationUnlimited - http://amazing1.com/
Micro Wireless Video - http://www.youcansave.com/webcamsv.asp
ThinkGeek - http://www.thinkgeek.com/
Tipking - http://www.tipking.com/
All Net Tools - http://www.all-nettools.com/toolbox
ARIN WHOIS Database Search - http://ww1.arin.net/whois/
BrowserSpy - http://gemal.dk/browserspy/
DNSStuff - http://www.dnsstuff.com/
Esmokey.com- Host Name - IP Resolver - http://www.esmokey.com/resolve.php
govsecurityorg - http://www.governmentsecurity.org/
Hiveware - Enkoder Form - http://www.hiveware.com/enkoder_form.php
iTools - http://www.itools.com/
AllMyFavorites - http://www.allmyfavorites.net/index.php
BinaryDreamsvBulletin - http://forums.binarydreams.us/index.php?
CatSpyForums - http://www.way2.net/catspybb/
CodingForums - http://www.codingforums.com/
HFTOnline - http://www.hftonline.com/
Homokaasu - http://homokaasu.org/
Journal of Applied Physiology - http://jap.physiology.org/
Military.com - http://www.military.com/
MSFN - http://www.msfn.org/
OZONEAsylum - http://www.ozoneasylum.com/page.php
Simple Machines - http://www.simplemachines.org/
SitePoint Forums - http://www.sitepoint.com/forums/index.php?
Slashdot - http://slashdot.org/
TheCodeBehind - http://www.thecodebehind.com/
TheRoot - http://www.theroot42.org/forum/
Wow-Factor - http://www.wow-factor.com/forums/index.php?
ALAToolKit - http://www.ala.org/ala/lita/litaresources/toolkitforexpert/toolkitexpert.htm
BarCode 1 - http://www.adams1.com/pub/russadam/barcode1.html
Booksfree - http://www.booksfree.com/
Common Errors in English - http://www.wsu.edu:8080/~brians/errors/errors.html#errors
Convert-me - http://www.convert-me.com/en/
Currency Converter - http://www.aquariussoft.com/currency-calculator/euro_redir.asp
CYLC - http://www.cylc.org/
FacultyFAQ MIT Libraries - http://libraries.mit.edu/about/faqs/faculty.html
FetchBooks - http://www.fetchbook.info/
frontpagetutTable of Contents - http://www.asu.edu/webdev/st/frontpage/toc.htm
Google Scholar - http://scholar.google.com/
Hidden Google Tools - http://www.searchenginewatch.com/searchday/article.php/3304771
HTML Editor (IE Only) - http://www.pwhitrow.com/stuff/widgets/editor.html
Invisible-web.net - http://www.invisible-web.net/
Lair of DreamWeaver - http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/dreamweaver/vestibule01.html#top
LibraryLookup - http://weblog.infoworld.com/udell/stories/2002/12/11/librarylookup.html
LISNews.com - http://www.lisnews.com/
LiveScience.com - http://www.livescience.com/
LMU - http://www.lmu.edu/home/
Macros for OCLC - http://www.ahml.info/oml/catme.html
MarcEdit Homepage - http://oregonstate.edu/~reeset/marcedit/html/index.html
MIT Libraries - http://libraries.mit.edu/
MIT OCW Home - http://ocw.mit.edu/index.html
OML Macros - Arlington Heights Memorial Library - http://www.ahml.info/pfw/
Online Conversion - http://onlineconversion.com/
Serials in Cyberspace - http://www.uvm.edu/~bmaclenn/
St Andrews University Library - http://www-library.st-andrews.ac.uk/
Touro College - http://www.touro.edu/library/selectws.asp
TSU - Tools, Services - http://tpot.ucsd.edu/TSU/tools.html
VanderbiltLibrary - http://www.library.vanderbilt.edu/
What is my IP address - http://www.ipaddressworld.com/
WoodenPeriodicTable - http://www.theodoregray.com/PeriodicTable/
Wyse Technology - http://www.wyse.com/service/support/kbase/KBmenu1.asp?Q=17
ZeusLexicon - http://www.zeusprod.com/glossary/

Are the Internet and the WWW the same?

If you hang around computer users enough, you may hear one of them refer to the Internet and the World Wide Web interchangeably. Although the Internet and the WWW work together, they certainly aren't one in the same, and I'll tell you why. The Internet is a framework. It's a monstrous, world wide network of networks. It is a means to facilitate communication from user to user throughout the world. In reality, the Internet itself is nothing more than a dumb behemoth. To communicate, the Internet needs something with brains to power those facilities. Think of the Internet as a bridge across a river. The bridge itself doesn't drive cars across it. People do. The same concept applies to the web. The Internet itself can't power communication; rather, protocols do. The World Wide Web, or WWW, provides a mechanism to view information sent over the Internet and works on top of the Internet. It was developed by a guy named Tim Berners-Lee at CERN Labs. The World Wide Web uses the Hypertext Transfer Protocol, or HTTP, as its set of rules for communication, and utilizes display applications like web browsers to make information readable. Information intended for web browsers use a scripting language that web browsers can read. That scripting language is known as Hypertext Markup Language, or HTML. For example, you are reading this web page through a web browser. The web browser functions within the World Wide Web to interpret its HTML, and the World Wide Web uses the Internet as a means to successfully communicate. The World Wide Web is not the only communication mechanism that uses the Internet. Email, for example, does. Email also uses a set of rules to communicate. Its set of rules is called the Simple Mail Transfer Protocol, or SMTP. SMTP accesses the Internet and places email messages on it for transferring. Mail messages are received by a user's computer and displayed through an email application, like Microsoft Outlook, or even a web page, like Hotmail or Yahoo. Usenet, FTP and instant messengers (like AOL Instant Messenger, or ICQ) also use the Internet for communication. They all use a set of rules, called protocols, to govern the information transfer. The Internet handles hoards of information each and every day, ranging from WWW information to email traffic, to instant messages and Usenet sessions. You should now know the difference between the Internet and the World Wide Web. The Internet is nothing more than a large network that facilitates communication, and the World Wide Web is a mechanism for information display and organization. You may correct those misguided Internet users now, politely and intelligently.

Author: Steve
Date written: November, 2002, and way before by similar boring individuals. I don't think it really matters anymore, considering the technology of today.



-1-What's this site about? -- It is about the end of the world and the coming alien invasion orchestrated by very jealous and bitter people who do not want to be humans anymore.
-2-Is that really important? -- No it probably will be hardly noticed.
-3-What else is on this site? -- Just the truth about anything you may dare to ask. That should be obvious.
-4-Have you ever had sex before? -- Yes.
-5-Are you smart? -- Einstein had the last century, this one is mine.
-6-Do you believe in God? -- Yes, I believe in God.
-7-Do you believe in religion. -- No, I can think for myself.
-8-Besides overly religious people, who are the dumbest people on earth? -- Unfortunately I run into quite a few of them when I am trying to have a decent conversation(remember those?) and they say something like, "I wasn,t even born then so I wouldn't know" (talk about total candidacy for brainwashing!) and I reply,(this may hurt some of you) "Don't ever say anything like that again, ever in your whole life if you don't want to red-hot brand yourself as a complete moron in front of people." Sometimes I cry, sometimes I can't stop laughing when I hear this lamest ever of all most embarrassing statements a human has ever made in the history of time.
-9-What is your point man, are you making fun of me, cause I'll hack you man, dude, whatever. -- I can't make fun of you out of respect for your web content and copyrights, if you really have copyrights. On a side n0tE, if you are trying to hack me, do you use a software program to do it(cause that's not hacking, it's called OIT support training.) or can you use any computer and do it?(that's hacking). I'm sorry, I know the answer.
-10-What computer related accomplishments have you achieved? -- __I was the first person to find the "any" key, thereby clearing the way for Windows users to flood on to the internet,www back in 96. __I am an original user of Hotmail and when Microsoft bought it, I kept my account working by e-mailing?/emailing? them every day "Thank you for letting me log out of Hotmail". There goes one to them right now. __Bitch-slapped a Mac user who told me in their very vegetarian movement like and animal rights activist like (I agree with a lot of what these groups say, I just don't like them) tone of slobbering loyalty to if there ever was a group that's all in it together, it' the Mac supplier's industry, that Mac is about more freedom and choices. I think it's about more keystrokes and mouse movements than necessary. __ Tested and used tons of freeware, ask me B4 you decide to use one, I'll tell you if it is any good or not. __
-11-I can't tell if you really know anything about computers. -- Like it matters.
-12-What do you think of Linux? -- Have you ever heard of Colonel Sanders?
-13What is a book? -- What has Barney done!
-14-What can I do to help and upgrade the earth and the human condition? -- Find out what a library is best used for and demand it ; support your local Resistance.
-15-Have you ever been institutionalized? -- No, they always say I would be a bad influence.
-16-What do you think is the number one problem facing the youth of today? -- All this cool junk ultimately leading and linking to the suit and tie "cool guys", what suckers!
-17-You sure talk a lot of smack, what are your suggestions? -- Vote for women only and fill the rest of the ballot with none of the above. __ Have law enforcement empowered to give tickets to bad drivers where they are only allowed to drive in the slow lane for, say 8 months or so please! __ Be allowed to whomp on disrespectful teenagers(they sure turn pleasant when they turn 18, don't they?, at least around me they do.) __ Make children the number one priority and concern in every aspect of life(how did you get to be so big and strong?)
-18-What is your educational background? -- Bugs Bunny(smarts), Daffy Duck(persistence), Jim Morrison(for the hell of it), Johnny Unitas(total fearlessness), Fanny Blankers-Koen(patience and determination), Roberto Clemente(controversial and exciting), Blue Oyster Cult(effort), and especially Jack Johnson(amazement and awe) for his committment to self-respect.
-19-What is going on? -- Total intentional pre-meditated murder, (I know this is gonna upset the beer-drinkers), and not necessarily for the money either.
-20-What kind of scale is this going on as? -- Let me put it this way, the mafia is small potatos.
-21-Can any of my reasoning and logic change your mind about this, I mean you don't really believe that's what is really going on? -- Ok George, duhhh which way did they go?, which way did they go?
-22-Are you ever serious about anything? -- I don't remember much about that time.
-23-What do you think about Windows? -- It's great because it has opened the door for all types to be on the internet/www and I love reinstalling it all the time.
-24-What do you think of OIT Departments? -- I wish they knew something about computers, those guys always mess my work computer up and I have to tell their boss on them. I say "Hey I don't go over to your desk and screw up your computer!"
-25-What do you think about America Online 9.0? -- I tried one of those free one-month trial cd's and I called them up and said they would have to pay me to use it for a month.
-26-What do you think about FAQ's? -- If these so called computer geniuses had properly explained to people how to re-install a mouse, there wouldn't be any FAQs.8:33AM 01-10-04...
The person who wrote this is scary!