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This is the headquarters of the Hungry Gijinka Foundation, created by m- a really nice rich person to feed m- hungry Gijinka the world over. Help feed m- the starving Gijinka of the world today! You don't even have to send money or anything, just food! Please send all extra food to the Kobayashi Residence in West Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan. But not any of those canned sausage things. I don't like - er, they're bad for Gijinka. Poisonous, even. Really.
Feed the Gijinka!
What, you're not buying it? Of course I'm a - uh, we're a real organization!
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Well, it was worth a try, anyway. Stop laughing!
Okay, so this is my website. Oh, don't look so shocked. Just because I'm from the Digital World doesn't mean I don't get to have a website! . . . Yeah it's a little weird but who cares? You obviously don't since you're here, right? Right? Eh, anyway, feel free to have a look around - don't expect me to tell you what everything is! You can read, can't you?!
But before you go, please send food! I'm hungry!