Welcome to the Gideyman site. This site is mine. I am Gideyman (God, I f**king hate that name. Too late to change though.) I created this site while bored and high on tea (Probably why I ran out of ideas of what to call it.). This site maintains an Anti-Chav policy, and anyone using chavvy language will face my wrath (Even though I'm only 5 foot 5).

Anyone is welcome to use this sight, and if you haven't already got a Freewebs site, then get one you un-lazy cretins!

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Following the dislike of many people (Including Cristobal ie Chris ie Goatman22) of the Barry Scott man, I would like to point out that he is a lyer.

While nobody knows what he does or who he is, the product he advertises (Cillit Bang: Bang and the advery finally shuts up) destroys the coins it says it works on. It destroys copper. So ha-ha Mr. Scott. You are a loser. Loser Loser Loser, and did I mention LOSER!!!!!!!!???????

Incidentally, I have recieved a remix of this advert (Thanks Tom W). It's at:

http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/03/cillit-bang-remix.html     While you're there, there's an Esure remix as well, which is not as good, but stil funny. Don't you just want to punch Michael Winner? 

Over here in New Zealand, we have an equally annoying, rather similar product called Easy-off Bam. The difference? It's green. And the presenter is not Barry Scott. It's some random Kiwi guy that no-one's heard of.

If anyone wants to comment on this site, and perhaps suggest new ways to improve it, or just talk, my email is:

gilespdexter@yahoo.co.nz or gideyman@hotmail.co.uk

however, if anyone abuses this, I will report you as spam, and discontinue this service. I don't know why I have 2 email adresses. Ah-well.

Since I launched this sight on June 16th 2005 I have had  visitors. That's probably not a lot, but this sight is new. It's also bound to be me checking up on things.

If all the numbers go on 9 then you all get a special certificate congratulating you that you even bothered to visit here in the first place. Thank you.