Just a few of the funny things we've heard over the years............
Please don't take offence if you've said them!
....it says there that under 3's are free - how much is a 2 year old?
....is the diesel engine run by electric?
...if a round trip takes 45 minutes, how long before we are back?
...how do you steer the train?
...that steam coming out of the funnel is very dirty
...how many boxes of firelighters do you use to light the engine?
...has the next train departed yet? (standing beside the engine)
...what time does the 2 o'clock train leave?
...can you turn the smoke off please?
...wheres the ignition switch?
...if I buy a single ticket can I come back here?
...why is the driver so dirty?
...where does a single ticket take you to?
...are the carriages covered in? (whilst standing on the platform beside them)
...can I have two black coffees, both with milk?
...is that a well engine? - It doesn't look sick to me!