Questoins asked by random onlookers.
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Q: what kind of a gangsta likes country music
-________
A: What kind of a loser sits at home all day, goes to random websites, type in stupid questions and then doesn't come back to see the awnsers? What are you some kind of fat, lazy pig?!?!? Anyway, your question. Oh yeah, you need to learn how to add question marks in your questions. The awnser to your question is hidden in a series of clues which you must solve ONLY with a spoon, some barbed wire and some toothpaste. OK, fine.. If YOU were a gangsta (which you're not) you would like your own kind of music, fool! One of the gangstas just happens to like country music!
P.S.- if you found that bit of info on the 'only gangstas' page then, all of that is a joke! All of the stuff on that page is a joke! Gosh, friggin idiot...
P.P.S.- GET A NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With happiness and joy,
-Freddy
Q: Yo, what is up dawg? Yo i wanted to know how to like become a gangsta, yo?
-guy with no good nickname yet
A: 1st of all- i'm a monkey. to become a gangsta you must do 2 things. 1- quit saying yo. 2- Read the constitution to find out more.
-Freddy
Q: What's that white stuff in your hair?
A: SILENCE FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!
-Freddy
Q. Hi, my mom is acting real strange-like. My dog is now sleeping in my bed, and i'm sleeping at my mom's feet. When i do something good, i get a dog treat, and when i do something bad, she bites me on the ear!!!! HALF MY FREAKING EAR IS MISSING!!!!! GOD, JUST KILL ME NOW!!!!
-Freak of Nature
A. Calm down. 1st off, i'd bite her on the ear if i were you. Then i'd throw my poop at her and make her eat it. I also say, show the dog who's boss. Bite the dog's ear also! Then, invite me over and we can have a biting party! And if that doesn't work, the do 1 of 3 things. 1-show them who's boss!!! 2-live as a dog for the rest of your life. (i can't wait until you get fleas!!) or 3- curl yourself in a corner, grab a bag of potato chips, watching reruns of Will and Grace until you fall asleep crying. Or all 3!!! That would be fun!!! Do it 4 me. I'll give u a dog treat!!!
-Freddy
Q. Hi, my dog just died and i am really depressed. after lookin at yo swebshizzle i taught yo coud hep me. Joanne Beagle
A. Well, first of all you cant talk like a gangsta and second of all you cant spell. about your dog, i suggest you eat some tomatoe soup and cry for three days like someone smeared chips on your shirt. That should be enough help for now.
Q. Hey, I think this site is overall gangster but some people might think it is racist. Tyler Russel
A. hey thanx for your concern but we are just some kids that have nohting else to do. its nothing personel.
-Freddy
Q. kdhfiogndiofahiagnoi;aniogahpoyhionyl;d??
- Jimmy Hoe
A. you dont have to bi such a downer and send a stupid one JIMMY!!!!!
-Freddy
Q. What are your thoughts on the origins of earth,
gangstuh monkey?
Sincerly,
Collin
A. well i dont believe contenintel drift ever happen and people really think it did because they were close minded and ignorant. does that answer your question enouhg?
-Freddy
Q. THE SKY IS FALLING!!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!
-Zombie Dr. Suess
A. Yo, freak! Go back to your grave and die!! I H8 U!! Just wait...Ur little cat in the hat will be DEAD LIKE YOU!!!!! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Check out the evil gangsta monkey laugh! Oh yeah.
-Freddy
Q.Yo sup, i was just wondering how to become gangsta and when can i sign the constitution. Juanderimo Caswersarez
A.Ok, one sec, ok, you are to follow what is in the constution and if you cant do that then you cant become a GIT and you cant sign. oh yea, and the constitution is just a bunch of rules as to which the gangstas are to follow. And, you have a weird name.
T w i n k l e T w i n k l e, Baby
-Freddy
