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Free PSP Deal -Is it legit?-


Well, this article is really off topic here. Infact, almost worthless
to a dead Google group, because I would essentially be the only one
viewing it. o.o

But! I'll get to the point. Recently, I stumbled upon this Advertising
firm that's offering to give away a free PSP for members who,

A.) Recruit 5 others to join.

and

B.) Sing up for one of the services offered by one of the firm's
affiliates

That's it. Is it a scam..? Do people really get their stuff? Well, I'll
try and explain some of this crap, this is where the meat of the
article begins.

For starters, I will address the most obvious question abroad. It
sounds too good to be true.

Well, don't worry, if you yourself thought the same thing, then I know
you most possess vast knowledge of how our society operates. Its very
simple in a capitalist society and with dealing with corporations in
any form that the number one rule is (is) that it MUST be profitable to
the corporation first, then to the consumer. And following this, of
course, everyone knows how easy it is to get screwed over.

I will tell you now, just so you don't click that 'X' at the top of
your browswer just yet, that infact there have been people who have
done the same deal and supposedly recieved their product. Now...
Continuing, how is this possible? How could this advertising firm be
able to sustain its offer while making a significant earning at the
same time?

Above all... Is it some kind of pyramid scheme?

Well, addressing it simply, the most important aspect of you joining
the site is the recruiting others. They're usually expecting you to
pick a popular service from one of their affiliates, which is usually
really expensive (Don't worry, I'll tell you how to get around such a
flashy price o.o). They're also expecting you to recruit 5 others. So,
in the end, you've earned X amount of money for this advertising firm,
allowing them to make a profit while repaying you for all your grueling
labor with a piece-O'-crap substitution, PSP. Each person who joins the
site must do the same thing. Recruit 5 more people.

So, is that a pyramid scheme? Yes and no. You're recruiting others, but
unlike traditional pyramid schemes, it doesn't fall apart once it
reaches the bottom. That explains how the Corporation wins. Plus, their
affiliates pay for the PSPs, not them.

This specific site has been mentioned on the news several times, and
TechTV. There is a few other important things to point out of why this
probably isn't a scam.

It is law in this country that any criminal service offered, any and
all of its affiliates are also liable to civil cases and penalization.

Lists of affiliate's services you can choose from include Blockbuster
and bestbuy, for example. Why would these affiliates purposely
incriminate themselves, risking losing millions?

Its probably important to mention that the site that runs this is the
same one that did the free Ipod bid, and that is widely know to have
been very successful, and alot of confirmed deliveries were made.

How to sign up for the service, (and how I'll teach you to beat the
corporation at its own game ~,^):

First, I'll give you the link to the site. Follow my instructions.

(My referal ID) Go to this site:
http://www.FreePSPs.com/?r=183­68349

Sign up is pretty simple. Enter the stuff they ask. You can figure most
of this crap out. Confirm your account via e-mail, etc. The point of
this little tutorial is for the services portion.

I'm going to pick Video Proffesor. Its free. All they ask for is $6.95
shipping. Get five people, pay $6.95, get PSP.

See? If it is a scam, you're out $6.95. Ehh.. This article is winding
down now. I forgot alot of stuff. Well, anywho...

Before I signed up for this, I did some research. And I've found alot
of sites and forum postings that confirm that it isn't scam, that they
did in fact recieve their stuff. Here's a few links to support.. o.o

www.matrixwatch.org/forums/ archive/index.php/t-2568.html

Well.. There's a shitload of other sites. Just look on Google.

Like I said before, and alot of people have agreed, is highly unlikely
that it is a scam. But there's always a risk. And I'm a bum, without
money, unlike 99% of other PS2 people. So I take risks. If it is a
scam, you're out $6.95, meh. Anywho..

To join the site again... Go here!
http://www.FreePSPs.com/?r=183­68349

Thanks, I appreciate it!

-By Shinra

 



Catgirl Rant (I must say this quite.. odd..)


I  HATE Catgirls. They're all whores. Example 1 :
Mew Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew. If she sticks her ass out any
farther,Masaya's **and every pre-teen boy out there*'s  pea sized dick
will explode!
Exhibit A:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albu­ms/y144/Kyo_Sohma/Ichigo.jpg

Notice that she's wearing little tiny pj's
And guess what, bitch!
She's 12 fucking years old!
More:
http://www.ichigo-parfait.net/­neko/scan/card002.jpg
look at how  short her skirt is!

Enough about Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew
Now it's to cat girls in general
First, let's take a look at the ones who would be around 12 and under
**yes there are some**
Pic One:
http://www.twin.ne.jp/~akr_m/i­mg/AKR100.jpg
wtf. How old is she!

http://www.twin.ne.jp/~akr_m/i­mg/AKR101.jpg
This is waht I was talking about when I said ass sticking out
This is fucking ridiculous!

http://www.twin.ne.jp/~akr_m/i­mg/AKR057.jpg
If that top got any tighter, and her boobs any bigger,  her top will
explode

http://www.twin.ne.jp/~akr_m/p­resents/img/akr161.jpg
This is just disgusting. How old is that girl?!

http://www.twin.ne.jp/~akr_m/i­mg/akr155b.jpg
I'm too dishusted to comment
How old is that girl?! She can't be more then 10

http://www.angelroms.com/forum­s/uploads/hiza_mimi.jpg
That is disgusting!

>From what I have seen and read, catgirls are total whores

How's that for a first rant?

<3 always,
Jenny-chan

-By CutterJnny

 



The Amazing VHS Rant - Guest Writer Elbowfrenzy's Pet Robot


I am extremely stupid and I hate my brain because all I ever think of
are stupid things to say.  However, for once the stupid things I say
will fit in well because this is a stupid website with stupid topics
for stupid people.  Anyone who is not stupid should not read this
particular stupid rant unless they want to receive incurably stupid
brain damage, which can also be interpreted as being stupid and
exhibiting stupid behavior.  Now that I have provided this stupid
warning to any potential non-stupid people who would read this stupid
website, I can get on with my stupid rant.

I think that VHS tapes are stupid.  I'm glad we now have DVDs.  I
invented the DVD player.

I hope you all enjoyed this rant.  I will probably never write another
one and if I do I will have to kill myself with a hammer.

PS. This is stupid.

-My stupid brother who had to write this because he thinks everything we write is stereotypical and worthless.

 



An Interesting Observation


Alright. This isn't really a rant, but just an obeservation I made
about Shinra. When we first met, we were both rude as hel and ended up
blockinh each other lol. Here's that convo:

KYPO: Ah, Hello.
[09:57:58 PM] Don't I look: Hi
[09:57:58 PM] Don't I look: ^^
[09:58:06 PM] Don't I look: Who's this?
[09:58:22 PM] KYPO: ^,^ Someone who's apparently a member of your
              forum'
[09:58:38 PM] Don't I look: I would really hope so
[09:58:40 PM] KYPO: *Changes into his super-natural Heidegger forum*
[09:58:46 PM] Don't I look: So
[09:58:50 PM] Don't I look: What's your user then?
[09:58:51 PM] * Gerhard Heidegger has changed his/her name to Gerhard
              Heidegger
[09:59:04 PM] Gerhard Heid: ^^ That's what I'd like to know, LoL.
[09:59:18 PM] Don't I look: I'm Baret Karasagi there
[09:59:22 PM] Don't I look: AKA
[09:59:26 PM] Gerhard Heid: Yes, yes, so I have seen'
[09:59:27 PM] Don't I look: The Prez
[09:59:30 PM] Gerhard Heid:
              Alright
              None of you have been coming
              Zip
              Zero
              Zilch
              If no one comes, why bother having it open? You
              obviously don't care. None of you. Even if you did, you
              don't any more. There are no mods anymore, because
              they're never on. That's right. No mods. None but Gmr,
              who is actually on. If you are one of the first two
              people on, I'll make you a super mod, minus the newest
              member. I'm deleting anyone who hasn't been on since the
              closing for the first time. Sad sad. It isn't closed.
              Just dying. Fading like the fog on a sunny day. Please
              come back. I beg of you all.
              Here's the link if you lost it:
              http://s4.invisionfree.com/Shi­nRa_Headquarters/index.php
              ?act=idx
              Please come back
              Sincerely,
              Baret Karasagi
[09:59:37 PM] Don't I look: And you are...?
[09:59:41 PM] Gerhard Heid: ^^ The 'Prez', eh? I like that
[09:59:47 PM] Gerhard Heid: *ahem*
[09:59:54 PM] Don't I look: So
[10:00:01 PM] Don't I look: Who are you on there
[10:00:07 PM] Gerhard Heid: I typed in my *normal* username and it
              concluded that I didn't exist.
[10:00:33 PM] Don't I look: Obviously you got my e-mail
[10:00:48 PM] Don't I look: What is your *normal user*?
[10:00:49 PM] Gerhard Heid: Soooo.. (And if I'm expected of some
              moderation duties, I am more than willing to support
              them) is there some *list* I could choose my user from
              or something similar to that? ^^
[10:01:06 PM] Don't I look: Just tell me your fucking user!
[10:01:09 PM] Gerhard Heid: *looks at the sarcasm and laughs*
              'ShinraSoldier3'
[10:01:22 PM] Don't I look: ?
              I don't think that person's there
[10:01:31 PM] Don't I look: Or you just decied to come back to be a
              mod
[10:02:04 PM] Gerhard Heid: Didn't know I was one, LoL. I've recieved
              this e-mail before about one month ago, and I attempted
              to clear this up then, but no response. ~,~
[10:02:26 PM] Gerhard Heid: Let's say I make a new user with my
              'normal' screenname and clear up this mess that way, if
              that's possible..?
[10:02:27 PM] Don't I look: Well
[10:02:31 PM] Don't I look: You aren't there
[10:02:38 PM] Don't I look: Maybe Andy banned you
[10:03:53 PM] Gerhard Heid: I don't believe so... Well, I honestly
              wouldn't know. I barely have faint memories of joining
              this forum, and if I did something 'memorable' enough to
              have got banned, well.. I certainly would have recalled
              that. But mind you, this forum looks very interesting.
              (I have sort of an obsession with anything Shin-Ra
              related, mind you)
[10:04:21 PM] Don't I look: OK
[10:04:40 PM] Gerhard Heid: Hoho... No appreciation for my rants, no
              whatsoever.
[10:04:46 PM] Gerhard Heid: You dissapoint me. ~,~
[10:04:53 PM] Don't I look: No really?
[10:05:04 PM] Don't I look: What
[10:05:05 PM] Don't I look: Ever
[10:05:05 PM] Don't I look: You
[10:05:05 PM] Don't I look: Poser
[10:05:18 PM] Don't I look: DOn't try to take advantage of my offers
[10:05:21 PM] Gerhard Heid: 'Poser'? Please. Don't be so hasty'
[10:05:31 PM] Don't I look: By saying your there
[10:05:38 PM] Gerhard Heid: Ehh.. I was accepting them, actually.
[10:05:44 PM] Don't I look: But not really being so
[10:06:01 PM] Don't I look: If you haven't joined
[10:06:06 PM] Don't I look: You're not a mod
[10:06:12 PM] Don't I look: As simple as that
[10:06:35 PM] Don't I look: Your search query did not return any
              matches from the member database. Please go back and try
              again
[10:06:36 PM] Gerhard Heid: Well... Explain to me, uhh.. How shall I
              refer you? Barret... Explain to me, Barret why I am
              recieving e-mails from your forum if I didn't join in
              the past? E-mails requesing of me moderation duties?
              Hmm?
[10:06:45 PM] Gerhard Heid: Alright', alright.
[10:06:54 PM] Don't I look: *rolls eyes*
[10:06:58 PM] Don't I look: Give it up
[10:07:07 PM] Gerhard Heid: Give 'it' up?
[10:07:14 PM] Don't I look: Someone else must have put yor e-mail
              address instead of thier own
[10:07:17 PM] Gerhard Heid: You still have failed to answer my
              question.
[10:07:18 PM] Don't I look: A common mistake
[10:07:44 PM] Don't I look: You're just trying to be mod
[10:07:46 PM] Don't I look: But yu'll forget SHQ like everyone els
[10:07:48 PM] Don't I look: e
[10:07:52 PM] Gerhard Heid: Well... I find that hard to believe.
[10:08:02 PM] Gerhard Heid: No, no. I wouldn't, if that was
              requested.
[10:08:17 PM] Don't I look: If you haven't been posting
[10:08:21 PM] Don't I look: You're instantly
[10:08:23 PM] Don't I look:  out
[10:08:35 PM] Gerhard Heid: Well, this is all very conditional.
[10:08:48 PM] Don't I look: As siple as that
[10:08:56 PM] Don't I look: You're not on the member list
[10:09:00 PM] Don't I look: So you can't be mod
[10:09:13 PM] Gerhard Heid: Well, I'll go through your complete member
              list, if that's what this comes down to.
[10:09:23 PM] Don't I look: Look
[10:09:34 PM] Don't I look: Why not talk to the first admin?
[10:09:38 PM] Don't I look: andy_chandler_...@hotmail.com
[10:09:42 PM] Don't I look: Talk to him
[10:09:54 PM] Gerhard Heid: Fine, fine. What shall I request of his
              assistance?
[10:10:20 PM] Don't I look: Just
[10:10:36 PM] Don't I look: Tell him what you told me
[10:10:44 PM] Gerhard Heid: *sigh*
[10:11:14 PM] Don't I look: You want to be a mod that bad?
[10:11:48 PM] Gerhard Heid: Well, I think it would certainly be
              interesting.
[10:12:11 PM] Don't I look: You aren't on the list
[10:12:49 PM] Gerhard Heid: Hmm.. How about that. My apologies,

.-----------------------------­------------------------------­---------.
| Session Start: Saturday, January 22, 2005                          |
| Participants:                                                      |
|    Gerhard Heidegger (shinrasoldi...@hotmail.com)                  |
|    ...et in the best damn dress I have? (reno_luve...@hotmail.com) |
|    ZS (andy_chandler_...@hotmail.com­)                              |
.-----------------------------­------------------------------­---------.
[10:11:18 PM] ZS: hi
[10:11:29 PM] Don't I look: sO
[10:11:29 PM] Gerhard Heid: Ah, hello
[10:11:31 PM] Don't I look: *Caps
[10:11:35 PM] Don't I look: Tell him what you told me
[10:11:44 PM] Don't I look: Or shal I be forced to quote you
[10:12:12 PM] Gerhard Heid: Quote, please.
[10:13:18 PM] Don't I look: Soooo.. (And if I'm expected of some
              moderation duties, I am more than willing to support
              them) is there some *list* I could choose my user from
              or something similar to that? ^^
              Don't I look pretty walking down the street in the best
              damn dress I have? says:
              Just tell me your fucking user!
              Gerhard Heidegger says:
              *looks at the sarcasm and laughs* 'ShinraSoldier3'
[10:13:26 PM] Don't I look: I will not say this again
[10:13:33 PM] Gerhard Heid: That is a misquote.
[10:13:34 PM] Don't I look: If you are not on the listy
[10:13:38 PM] Don't I look: You aren't a member
[10:13:44 PM] Don't I look: If you aren't a member
[10:13:48 PM] Don't I look: You can't be a mod
[10:14:09 PM] Don't I look: Don't you agree, Andy?
[10:14:09 PM] Gerhard Heid: I didn't literally mean that's my
              username, I was explaining that that was the username
              that I normally use.
[10:14:19 PM] Don't I look: Well
[10:14:22 PM] Don't I look: You said tht
[10:14:25 PM] Don't I look: I put it in
[10:14:32 PM] Don't I look: And I came up with nothing
[10:14:48 PM] Gerhard Heid: Well, then this was to your own
              misjudgement of the situation.
[10:14:57 PM] Don't I look: No it wasn't
[10:15:05 PM] ZS: whats your name at SHq?
[10:15:21 PM] Gerhard Heid: Please, please. I must demand patience.
[10:15:45 PM] Don't I look: I'm running out of paitience
[10:15:53 PM] Don't I look: So tell us your user
[10:16:17 PM] Gerhard Heid: Is there some way you can see which user
              my e-mail address belongs to?
[10:16:31 PM] ZS: yeah
[10:16:41 PM] Gerhard Heid: By all means. How?
[10:16:45 PM] Don't I look: What's you e-mail address?
[10:16:50 PM] Gerhard Heid: LordDem...@aol.com
[10:16:54 PM] Don't I look: I'll do it, Andy
[10:16:58 PM] ZS: ok
[10:16:58 PM] Don't I look: I'm there al lready
[10:17:21 PM] Don't I look: Wwo
[10:17:25 PM] Gerhard Heid: Well?
[10:17:32 PM] Don't I look: It gets better by the second
[10:17:43 PM] Gerhard Heid: *waitx*
[10:17:47 PM] Don't I look: Two people have that as thier e-mail
[10:17:57 PM] Gerhard Heid: Hmm.. Their ...

-By CutterJnny

 



An Interesting Observation #2


I just thought I'd make this topic, considering it struck me as
interesting after I thought about it for a little while...

Alec (Elbowfrenzy) informed me today that it's his 14th birthday, this
being within a week's grasp of our other member jenova_de_lioncourt's
birthday, who just turned 15.

They grow up so fast...

And within the past three months, I just turned 16. So the group roster
so far...

------
1x 14
1x 15
1x 16
------

I suppose it's no surpise that the most common posters fall within this
age grouping of people who tend to have little else to do... That's
practically a socialogical observation! Maybe... Worth mentioning, I
suppose.

Happy birthday you two!

And the other members who have yet to specify any of this, reply if you
can... Thanks...

-By Shinra

 

    

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