The Art of Being Random

What is this Randomness I speak of? Well, let me provide two somewhat similar definitions...

Dictionary Definition: Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective: random movements.

My Definition: A topic or event so bizarely out of place that it either raises suspicion, entices laughter, or leaves its victims confused and flustered.

Forms of Randomness:

1. A man's face on a woman's body
2. Using highly technical terms to describe simple objects
3. Unnatural Body Movements
4. Appearing out of voids without warning
5. Sketchy Video Game Graphics
6. Topics that are midly morbid or grisly
7. Switching between multiple unrelated topics during one conversation

This is the first installment of my webpage. It features, as you could've guessed, enough random/weird content to satisfy the wilder side of your personality. Feel free to browse through the satire or photo galleries that I have uploaded.