Discover The Secret to Bring A Shining Smile To Your Face Everyday In Just 30 Seconds!
"This Website Will Show You The Quick And Easy Way To Get Access To The 485 Funniest Jokes Database Whenever You Want, Wherever You Need."
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"A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart."
Introducing the "Funny Jokes Generator"...
"Finally... The Ultimate Software that Gets a Smile In Any Situation the Easy Way!"
What is "Funny Jokes Generator"?
This is a brand new software designed to run on your Palm OS powered device.
It is the database of the 485 most hilarious jokes ever. Its friendly user interface will grant you immediate access to 12 categories:
Blondes,
At work,
Marriage and relationships,
Animals,
Doctors,
Bar,
Lawyers,
Politics,
Sports,
Travel,
Adult,
and Others...
10 Reasons You Need This Tool Right Now
Imagine... You are passing a boring queue time. You can turn on your handheld device and run this application that will entertain you even if the queue had to last for hours and hours...
Imagine... You are in your office and want to take a break from work. You can still go to the cafeteria -- your boss will not appreciate it though. But you can also browse this jokes database while you are in your office laughting out loud
Imagine... You are in bad mood today for whatever reason. You can boost your motivation levels through the roof reading these jokes whenever you need them...
Imagine... You have your eye on a certain person... and you want to use a joke in order to "break the ice". Well, now you can get things going if you grab your handheld device and open this application you'll immediately get the appropriate joke related to that situation: Bar jokes, Business jokes, Relationships Jokes, Golf jokes...
Imagine... You're planning to go out for a date. Do you know one of the most important factors when dating?
It's what you say next to your pickup line. And this is exactly when "Funny Jokes Generator" comes in place... to generate a funny thing to talk about and keep the communication open. In fact, this software is a very good companion you should carry with you when dating.
Imagine... You've made a foul of yourself again. So what can save you from that uncomfortable situation without looking desperate?
Exactly... a funny reply will do. And "Funny Jokes Generator" will always be by your side to suggest a good one...
Imagine... You're planning to gather all of your old friends or family members. So make sure you pack plenty of jokes at hand just in case you run out of ideas... And "Funny Jokes Generator" will do the work for you
Imagine... Your buddy lives jokes -- this could be your sweetheart, your neighbors, your office partners or maybe your boss... Who knows? Maybe he's the world coolest boss!
If you want to impress them and bring fresh and new jokes everyday, then look no further because "Funny Jokes Generator" can select random jokes from 485 available for you
And More...
Easy to use. No knowledge is required. Just "hotsync" i.e. transmit application's files between your desktop computer and Palm handheld in less than 25 seconds!
Automatic update. No more un-installation and reinstallation.
We also commit to send you the latest version within 5 minutes after its release - free of charge. So you will get access to the news and hot jokes in record time!
Your new software was designed to make your life easier and better. But don't take my word for it, you can review jokes samples by clicking here.
And please let me invite you to download a free copy of this software and use it on your handheld device to make your own opinion. click here for FREE download.
Screenshots:
These are few screenshots of the different jokes categories of the "Funny Jokes Generator" software running under the newest version of Palm OS® Cobalt
Now, if you don't have a cutting-edge handheld device, you can still use our software!
Look. I took the screenshots below from just a monochrome Palm Vx 8 MegaByte RAM running Palm OS® 4.0 - It works wonder!
Hey... How Can I Exactly Read the Most Hilarious Jokes Using my Handheld Device?
Sound too good to be true? Well, Funny Jokes Generator actually does just that!
Here, for the very first time ever, is an incredible piece of software that RUNS ON YOUR HANDHELD DEVICE.
In fact, this software will run on any Palm OS® powered device from version 3.5 to 6.1 This includes these hardware devices:
Palm III,
Palm IIIx,
Palm V,
Palm Vx,
Palm VII,
m5xx series,
Tungsten T,
Zire family,
IBM Workpad,
Sony Clié series,
Qualcomm 1900,
Handspring® devices,
Symbol Technologies® SPT15xx series,
Symbol Technologies® 17xx series,
Symbol Technologies® 18xx series,
and others...
Note: Our software is compatible with Palm OS® 5.4 aka Garnet and Palm OS® 6.1 aka Cobalt.
Funny Jokes Generator is definitely for you!
Here’s How the Unique "Funny Jokes Generator" Works...
Let’s say you want to hear a joke down the road...
Step 1. Grab your handheld device and tap on the "Funny Jokes Generator" application. Simple stuff, huh?
Step 2. Make your choice from the Jokes Category menu.
And PRESTO - you’ve got dozens of the most effective jokes for you to read!
"One must not grant his confidence to someone that never smiles."
-- Henry Millon de Montherlant
All you have to do is download the software, tap on two buttons, and you’ve got an entertaining companion in your pocket!
Is that powerful or what!
Picture this:
You use your handheld companion wherever you are: in the street, in your office, at the cafe, at the club, in the transport, in your car... You'll learn a lot of effective jokes to have fun with your friends and family members...
That's the power of having "Funny Jokes Generator" on your Palm OS powered device.
What's more, you can download this software instantly. You'll have your copy downloaded in less than ONE minute. This way there's no waiting around for the postman to come with your box and no bothering with driving to a store.
If you'd like to put this exclusive resource to use now just download a free demo version and write down the registration code inside and return here to order your key which unlocks the software. Please check out the documentation file for more details on how to order.
Dump the horror books, and replace them with humor books... Better still, let fun be all around you!
Or if you'd like to learn more about this brand new software just keep reading. Because it gets better...
You Will Also Get These Exclusive Bonuses:
Bonus #1 (Value: $29.95):
Motivation Buddy: is a brand new PC program that will help you to skyrocket your motivation level through the roof to succeed in whatever you're venturing! (PC software)
Bonus #2 (Value: $13.95):
You will never forget an appointment using this PC software: e-Ticky makes the way to easily and effectively manage your notes in e-form. An intuitive environment features sticky notes. (PC software)
Bonus #3 (Value: Priceless):
FREE Personal Support Service: Every registered user of "Funny Jokes Generator" is eligible for free unlimited technical support and consultation (via e-mail) that covers any subject related to this software -- straight from author. In addition, you can ask all your most pressing questions at any time up to one year after the date of purchase.
One more thing: When you order this package today, you will also receive unlimited lifetime upgrade of the software - Absolutely Free!
"The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying such a laugh was money in a man's pocket, because it cut down the doctor's bills like anything."
-- Mark Twain
What is That Worth?
This jokes generator for Palm OS powered devices is not available anywhere else and if it were available based on what I have seen on the Internet it could easily sell for $30-$47. But I'm not going to sell it anywhere close to that price.
Why?
Well number one, I could sell it at that price if I had to hire a graphic designer to build my website and pay for an expensive web hosting service for it to sell the software. I have already done that myself... That's why I will pass the savings on to you instead.
This generator is only available here right now through my website! Like I said, if I set up a premium website hosting to sell this I could easily get $37 or more.
And I may do that. But for now you can save money and time by acting immediately!
Because Here is My Limited Time OFFER:
The normal price of this powerful and unique application is $37
For the next 87 orders that I receive I’m giving a further discount. That’s right you’ll only need to pay $24.95 instead of the announced $37.00
There’s only one small catch. This offer is only limited to the next 87 orders. I cannot guarantee you how long these 87 units will remain. After that the price will revert back to $37.00. I’m sorry if you miss out. So hurry!
Look at it this way - $24.95 is really a painless drop in the bucket compared to the money and time you’re going to save on ineffective "old-fashioned" books and resource that you’re going to purchase this year. That’s why:
You Really Can’t Afford Not To Invest In ‘Funny Jokes Generator’
...And Become the Coolest Person Around For Just $24.95
It doesn't matter if it's 2:00 a.m. in the morning!
Now Here is my 100% Satisfaction, *ONE FULL YEAR* Money-Back Guarantee!
Try the Full version of Funny Jokes Generatorrisk-free for the next 12 months.
I refuse to let you be unhappy with this product. If you are not completely satisfied for any reason at all, just tell me and I'll promptly refund you in full.
No hard feelings - No questions asked - No hassle!
365-Day Money-Back-Guarantee: After trial period expires, you can choose to register your copy. In this case, you'll unlock the advanced tools within your application instantly!
Automatic Update: We commit to send our customers the latest version by direct e-mail within 5 minutes after its release at NO additional fee whatsover.
