Yu Yu Hakusho
Keiko: You know what? When you're next to each other you two kind of look alike. He's even got your hair.
Yusuke: I'll say the little booger's got my hair. He's got it right between his retarded claws and he ain't letting go... He better not leave me any Spirit surprises.
Yusuke: Fine! You heard fox boy! There's nothing we can do for the old hag if she's already limp. Just gotta keep on truckin... yes sir. I'm gonna go outside and make myself a nice big shiny first place medal, sit in the sun and have a stupendous stupid day darn it.
Keiko: Wait! What am I suppose to do with Yusuke here?
Botan: Oh, you know, don't they teach you anything in health class?
Keiko: What Do you mean Botan?
Botan: A teenage girl alone in the woods with an sleeping teenage boy?
Keiko: I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL, BOTAN.
Botan: I know a certain diary-reading kitten who says so otherwise. Meow.
Jin: I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but you'll take the prize. The hell was that? You don't make bombs go boom in your face!
Yusuke: [after waking up and jumping on to the ring] Waking up from the smell of alcohol... Can't help but feel a touch of home.
Kurama: [thinks to himself] After all the explosions, a stink wakes him.
Yusuke: [yells really loud and with a smile] Hey all you stupid demons! I've been trying to sleep through you clever trash-talk long enough and I'm ready to kick some asses!
Keiko [signs then yells] Great way to make friends, Yusuke!
Shizuru: [smiles then yells out to be heard] It's perfect! [yells to Yusuke] You tell 'em, kid!
Hiei: If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the ship before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain.
Kuwabara: You didn't have too many friends growing up, did you?
Hiei: Harness your own power if you hope to beat him. If you take anything from our scrimmage take that. So go. Save the human world. Or don't. I don't really care. Either way I'm fine with the outcome.
[yusuke starts laughing]
Hiei: What's so funny?
Yusuke: Your so full of crap! 'I don't care' You've been rooting for me. You did this to help me survive. I told everyone that you'd come back to resucue us when we needed you must you big softie, or should I say little softie.
Hiei: I should have slit his throat when I had the chance.
Kurama: What are you mumbling?
Hiei: He's trying to talk in his sleep when he's awake.
Kuwabara: Hey! What happened to that fight we were in?
Hiei: Everyone's dead.
Kuwabara: Oh...
Hiei: Listen to me as closely as you can you two I'm trusting you against my better instincts only because I have no other choice. Take care of the Toguro brothers. If I wake up and we've lost I swear I'll kill you all.
[faints]
Yusuke: That's Hiei for you. He faints but still makes time for threats.
Inu Yasha
Princess: Don't leave me Miroku, I'm scared.
Miroku: You're scary enough yourself.
Princess: Monk, how can you be so cruel?!
Yura of the Hair: How rude... sticking your hand in the bosom of a girl you just met.
Shippo: Naraku is a guy. How can he give birth to a woman?
