LBH - let's be honest
LBRRFH - let's be really really fucking honest
WTD - write this down
NL - now, listen
VBS - visible boner situation (no comment)
HCB - hetero club boner (no comment)
JLTTOMB - just like that time on muppet babies (see the sealab episode 'craptastic voyage')
GGDNUTF - general grievous does not use the force (fuckers)
IDKIYKTON - i don't know if you know this or not... (usually used when they very obviously 'know it')
SBBBQ - smokey bones barbecue
KSOFM - king shit of fuck mountain
TBWSHR - the boy who shit himself retarded
TBWFUHSTSHR - the boy who farted until he shit, then shit himself retarded
RABIH - recycle a ball in hell
CWO - (the) cool way out (aka autoerotic asphyxiation)
MAMMAMMAM - makin' a mess, makin' a mess, makin' a mess (said as fast as possible)
BFBFBF - burgerface, burgerface, burgerface (said in same cadence as MAMMAMMAM)
MCC - mint chocolate chip (see previous two entries - see the office (us) episode 104)
BBTWSAW - blessed be those who sit and wait (see the office (us) episode 105)
THSAGAF - the hand strikes and gives a flower (see the office (us) episode 105)
TPH - theatre pepper hijinx (see oct. 15 2005)
WZ - warren zevon (natch)
INK - i'm not kidding
DINEK - dude, i'm not even kidding (see armpit)
COG - chillout guy
FRC - fake rolex club
TCS - target chili shit
EAD - eat a dick
EAFD - eat a fat dick
EMP - eat my pipe
EMBP - eat my black pipe
EMBBP - eat my big black pipe
SEJWD - shit explosion just went down
SEIATGD - shit explosion is about to go down
WGIH - would get it hard
ITV - in the vag
ITB - in the butt
BTT - between the tits (THESE LAST FOUR ARE CHRIS'S, DON'T BLAME ME)
KB - kate beckinsale (this one i can condone)
CINNABON - cock icththyosaur nuts nads ass butt ossum nads (no further comment necessary)
IFGITC - I FEEL GOD IN THIS CHILI'S (SEE THE OFFICE (US) EPISODE 201)
IDFTS - i don't fucking think so ((C) thera j. heller of the pennsylvania hellers)
WK - white kevin / wilkes-krier / women kum
ETF - ENJOY THE FILM (SEE DIRECTORS INTRODUCTION TO 'AUDITION')'
GTTC - get to the chopper
INAT - it's not a tumor
IWFUDDA - i was flying upside down, dr. angelo
IAGH - i am god here (previous two courtesy of the lawnmower man)
BWDP - back window down party
MC - milk cans
GWTK - give willow the keys
KG - keys given
ITT - it's that time
ISN - it's so necessary