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You've reached the quizzes and humor page! Here you will be able to go on to LOTR quizzes and read funny and humorous things. Here is some of them:

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PS If you have any humor things or cool quizzes please send them to us

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What Alatariel got:

You are Lara
You are Lara Croft from Tomb Raider. Riches, wits, strength, beauty...you have it all. Your sharp tongue and sharper mind keep you ahead of the bad guys. Just don't forget that you have a heart somewhere in that perfect body. of yours.

Which movie heroine are you?

All right! I'm cool and I can kick butt!!!!!

What Thenidiel got:

You are Buttercup from the Princess Bride. You are incredibly beautiful, and your guy would do anything for you. You are a bit simple, but that's okay, you've got a good heart.

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What Alatariel got:

Don't do this one if you can't remember people or dates! I did not know any of the questions yet I got high score! Plus I like the picture! ;)

WOW, great!! Congratulations! You did answer all or almost all questions correctly. You're a real fan and should send me an e-mail, I'm as crazy as you are :) And for this heavy task%
You are the best! :)

What Thenidiel got:

WOW, great!! Congratulations! You did answer all or almost all questions correctly. You're a real fan and should send me an e-mail, I'm as crazy as you are :) And for this heavy task%


A Little Lord of the Rings has many numbers Quiz :)
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Bow & arrows, a fast and efficient weapon if well
aimed and managed. The bow is preferred by the
elves and his a useful weapon that requires
less "hand-to-hand" combat. Go nget
yours today and... START PRACTICING!!!!!!!!

A lord of the rings/middle earth weapon that you should have by your side!!!!!
brought to you by Quizilla

Yay! I get a bow and arrow like Legolas!

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What Alatariel got:

Galadriel
You are the lady Galadriel. You are a golden
mystery, a riddle of dark and delightful
depths.
And now... Which Lord of the Rings character are you?
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Okay.....never thought I'd get that one! Nice quiz though!

What Thenidiel got:

You are Frodo Baggins... cheeky, responsible, grave and normal. You have a rich uncle who does weird things and sleeps with you in the same house. Nice person.

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you're an elf!
You're an Elf!
Good for you! Elves are my
favorite race! Elves are wise, lovers of
nature, and never grow old. I can't think of a
single downside of being an Elf! Good for you!

Are You a Hobbit, Dwarf, Human, Elf, or Orc? (Lord of the Rings Related)
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YAY! I'M AN ELF!!!

What Thenidiel got:

you're an elf!

You're an Elf!
Good for you! Elves are my
favorite race! Elves are wise, lovers of
nature, and never grow old. I can't think of a
single downside of being an Elf! Good for you!

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Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

WHAT!?!?!?!? I can't be Aragorn! Well, I guess I'm kind of happy.

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What Thenidiel got:

What Alatariel got:

im
Your an Asphodel flower.

Which Middle Earth flower are you?
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What Thenidiel got:

What Alatariel got:


Which Ringwraith are You?
By Lisa
 

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What Thenidiel got:

You rule over Rivendell, the land of the elves, both wise and fair, with no time for the needs of the weak human race. Happy in the company of your people, you focus wholly in keeping your land away from the dark lord and out of evilll...

What Alatariel got:

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You rule over Lothlorien, the land of the
mysterious elves. You are subtley dominant
andlike it tranquil, and would do anything to
hold onto the things you've got. woohoo.

Which Middle Earth City do you Rule?
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which LotR horse are you?
quiz by Greyelf

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Falas
Your place in Tolkien's Beleriand.

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Valinor - You are as knowledgeable about LoTR as the Valar! You've probably taught yourself Elvish, both Sindarin and Quenya but you don't stop there! You are as much of a geek as me! %
Valinor

So how much do you REALLY know about Middle Earth?
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          Humor

 

This was taken from the humor pages at www.counilofelrond.com and a few at www.arwen-undomiel.com

 

 

         

           

 

 

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This is taken from ninecompanions.net you can vist there site by clicking here www.ninecopanions.net

We begin at the scene where the council members are deciding who will take the ring to Mordor...

 

Picture of Gimli unloading a wad of spit on the council members
"I would be dead before I would see the ring in the hands of an elf!"
During this outburst, Gimli showers the council with spit.


The elves immediately become enranged:

Picture of a very angry elf
"For the love of Iluvatar! Did you just see that? This is exactly
why we never
invite dwarves to our councils!"

 

Picture of another angry elf
"Ugh! I think some of it got in my hair!"



Picture of Figwit looking freaked out, as usual
<Silence>


Picture of Legolas looking majorly disgusted
<Shudder>

 

Picture of Elrond in extreme disbelief
"Did I just see what I think I saw? He just spit on my porch!"

The rest of the council members (and some uninvited guests) are
shocked as well...


Picture of Merry and Pippin peaking out of a doorway in Rivendell

"Did that dwarf just spit?"
"I think so, Pip."

 

Picture of Boromir looking disgusted
"A Lord of Gondor should not be subjected to this!"

 

Picture of Frodo looking scared
"Why is Gandalf staring at me?"

 

Picture of Gandalf looking digusted
"Frodo looks cute when he's scared."

Gimli walks to Legolas's side and glares at him...


Picture of Gimli glaring at Legolas
"Let's see you hawk one as big as that, elf!"

 

Picture of Legolas looking disgusted
<Nostril Flare>

This is more than Legolas can take. Gimli gets a slap to the the head with the flat end of an elven dagger.

 


"That's it, elf! This means war!"

The End

          

 

This is also taken from www.ninecompanions.net

You know you're a Lord of the Rings freak when...
By Pippin Brook, Thinlomiel, and Samwise

  1. You want to name you kids Mirthrandir and Elanor. (Pippin and Eowyn work fine, too...)

  2. You know what's special about "1973".

  3. You know what's special about "3791".

  4. You can relate anything to The Lord of the Rings. Example: "Hey! I saw a tree that looked kind of Entish..."

  5. You know what LOTR, FOTR, TTT, ROTK, and Sil mean and use them often.

  6. It drives you crazy that you can't walk down the street for a Second Breakfast with your hobbit-friends.

  7. The only pictures in your room are of Lord of the Rings characters, or something Lord of the Rings-related.

  8. Everyone groans in agony if they see a picture of Elijah Wood when they're with you.

  9. You're counting down the days for the next installment of the movie trilogy.

  10. You've memorized parts from the book.

  11. You've memorized parts from the movie.

  12. You've memorized the elvish parts.

  13. You've memorized EVERYTHING that has to do with Tolkien!!

  14. "Lord of the Rings" is the magic word to get you out of your la-la-land condition.

  15. No one bothers to ask what you want for your Birthday or Christmas.

  16. You have a nickname related to the Lord of the Rings.

  17. You respond to it.

  18. You wish you had pointed ears.

  19. You can't say "yes" without ending it in "precious."

  20. You've named one of your pets after a Lord of the Rings character.

  21. You can't pass a day without dreaming about it.

  22. You squeal with joy whenever you see a comercial of the next installment, video release, or one of the actors from the movie on TV and turn the volum up. WAY up.

  23. If anyone shows the slightest insterest in it, you tell them the whole plot of the story in a split second.

  24. If someone shows no interest in it, then you either scream at them and tell them they're crazy or completely shut up, knowing everything you say has something to do with it and will annoy them immensly.

  25. You write out songs, poems, skits, and various other things about Middle-Earth.

  26. You write out stuff like this.

  27. You have competitions with friends to see who can come up with more modern world-Middle Earth comparisons

  28. You know (and can play) at least 1 track from a LOTR soundtrack on every instrument you play

  29. When a Cocker Spaniel named Pippin comes into the groomer's you work at, you overlook the fact that he's a vicious piece of work, you want to give him a bath so bad.

  30. In RE to 29... You want to go cry at your LOTR shrine when your mom picks you up from work early... so early you don't get to do Pippin.

  31. You listen to the LOTR cast saying "welcome toLord of the Rings.net" over and over again.

  32. You go with your LOTR family and friends, dressed up, to the movies to see the next installment:

          

 

This is also taken from www.ninecompanions.net

How to tell if you’re addicted to Lord of the Rings
By Nina Zalesak

  1. You have a replica of the One Ring which you will let no one touch or even look at, hanging around your neck every waking moment

  2. You honestly wish that you had pointy ears

  3. Your friends are very careful not to say the words, ”lord” “ring” “arrow” “sword” “ranger” or possibly “Orlando” around you for fear of a long speech about the importance of each of these things in Lord of the Rings, such as-

  4. When you talk about something Lord of the Rings related, you get so excited that you cannot use whole sentences at a time, or you break into constant giggle fits.

  5. When your ‘friend’ says something bad about Lord of the Rings, you kick them or throw them into a trashcan.

  6. After you threw them in a trash can, you muttered, “fool of a Took…”

  7. You took those antique porcelain figures your grandmother gave you off of your display case and put your Lord of the Rings figurines there, instead.

  8. When your brother tried to touch a figurine, you broke into a violent rampage.

  9. You spend hours at a time online. Learning elvish.

  10. You know who Shelob or Denethor is and it’s not December of 2003 yet.

  11. You cried when The Two Towers was over. Right in the theater.

  12. When you had the stomach flu, you stared at the ceiling and wished Aragorn were there to make you feel better.

  13. Your dad, who hasn’t even read the books, knows every line of the Fellowship of the Ring by heart from walking past you watching it over and over and over…

  14. You find yourself writing 12 pages on the importance of Legolas in school instead of that 2-page essay for History that’s due.

  15. You understand what ‘tig’ or ‘cup’ is, and you find it extremely amusing if someone says one of these words.

  16. You needed to buy new notebooks every two months in school because all of the pages were doodled on. See? There’s a giant spider. See it? And there’s an arrow and a bow, and Look! There’s a hobbit!

  17. Your review of TTT got in the newspaper and you were convinced that the photographer that came to take your picture was related to Denethor.

  18. When someone tells you that you could actually be an author, you start thinking, “Just like Tolkien!”

  19. You think that Harry Potter is a baby book after reading Lord of the Rings a few times… or more… *ahem*

  20. When you listen to music other than Lord of the Rings related, you pick up on the slightest similarities between the two, and visualize the scene where that music was.


 

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