All aboard. Thats twenty neopoints please. All aboard for the tour of Meridell. Last call. Hey, you. In the green shirt! Yes, you! Where is your ticket? Ok, you can get on.
 You want to know what you can do in Meridell, eh. Are you thinking that there is nothing? As a knower of all places I am here to prove you wrong. There is plenty to do in this place.
 We'll start with the King's Palace. Well, it's more of a mansion than a palace, but it doesn't matter. Firstly, there is good old King Skarl. You can go to him with your jokes and bother him. Maybe even see if he'll give you money to go away. If the king gets bored with you and has you thrown in the dungeons you could always try to escape from the palace. Once you are free inside the palace, go and play Double or Nothing with the kings treasurer. If you win anything from that lying, cheating, scounrdel, play Meristones with it. For a free game to play go see Jeran for Meriball or play Invasion of Meridell. It's already sounding more and more like fun, eh?
 Once the king has had you kicked out, you can play Kiss the Mortog, that is, if you want to kiss those frog-like petpets that will blow up if you are wrong. You could play Round Table Poker, Bullseye, Turdle Racing, which is something like the Faerieland Poogle Racing only smaller. Or go to Sinsi and play Shape Shifter, buy a petpet or some food while you are there.While you are out shopping, please get me some Stale Bread, I'm starving! Then, you could hike up the hill and do a quest for Illusen, or play Cheese Roller. After running down the hill after your cheese, go and see if you can wake up Turmaculus. 
 After a long day in town go to the Meri Acres Farm. There you can go to play Potato Counter, Guess the Weight, Pick Your Own, Tower of Turnips, or Extreme Potato Counter,  where the potatoes ar flung in front of you. Then you can go to pick up the things that may just be the treasure you want at the Rubbish Dump.
 Looking into the distance you can see the The Darigan Citadel. Do NOT go there! I repeat, DO NOT GO THERE!!
 Well, now aren't you glad you went on this little tour of Meridell. We will be dropping everyone off at King Skarl's Palace. Good day to all of you. And don't forget, next time we will be exploring Krawk Island. Until then, have a great time!

                                                     By: Angelfaerie115, Sub-council

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