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My daughter, Marcella, is always saying the funniest things. So I thought I would make a web site to record them. Check back often as she is constantly saying something funny or clever so I will be updating this page often.

• Once, Marcella was watching a TV show and the characters in it got sick and turned green because they ate too much candy. So Marcella started giving me a bunch of Cheetos and after I thanked her for them she said, "You're welcome, are you going to turn green now?"~~age 3
• When I look at clothes for Marcella, I often say, "Awww...Isn't that adorable?" so one time I needed a new bra and Marcella started rifling through the bras saying "Aww, aren't these adorable?"~~age 3
• My boss told me she thinks Marcella is the cat's meow. So I told Marcella, "Maryann really likes you, she says you're the cat's meow." Marcella said, "I don't meow, I talk. Why would she think I meow? Do I look like a cat? I look like a little girl."~~age 4
• Sometimes, I have to bring Marcella to work with me. So I was asking her one day what she wanted me to get her for lunch on the way in and she said she wanted nuggets. So I asked her where she wanted the nuggets from and she said, "Do I have to draw you a picture?"~~age 4
• My name is Faye and one time I was going to have a facial done. I told Marcella I would be dropping her off at grandma's so I could go to my facial and she said "And will you be up on stage and people will clap for you?" It puzzled me what she was talking about at first, then it dawned on me--facial= Faye Show!~~age 4
• One time a man was taking the steps in our apartment complex two at a time. Marcella remarked, "He sure has excessive energy!"~~age 4
• When Marcella used to cry, we'd ask her why she was crying. So she started crying and as she was crying, saying "Because I'm hungry" or whatever was wrong~~age 2
• We were on a plane, but they didn't have three seats together, so my husband and Marcella sat in one row and I sat in the seat in front of them, and Marcella said, "Daddy is your wife lonely up there without us?"~~age 4
• I told Marcella I was going to be building a web site. She asked me what the site would be about. I told her it would be about the funny things she says. She said, "Should I say something funny now?"~~age 4
• My husband is 29 years older than me. Marcella said, "I want daddy to retire." I said, "Marcella, I don't even think you know what means, do you?" and she said, "No." And I said, "Well then how can you want daddy to retire if you don't even know what that means?" and she said, "I just want daddy to not work anymore."~~Age 4
• Marcella said to me, "I miss grandma, but I'm not ready to go to Heaven yet to see her."~~Age 4
• Marcella came up to me and she had smilie faces on all her fingertips. She said they were her buddies. Then later we were getting ready to leave, and she showed me an addition to her buddies. She had drawn feet on them. She said, "You didn't want them to walk downstairs with no feet, did you? How could they walk if they had no feet?"~~Age 4
• Marcella found a picture of Bob and she said to it, "I know you're tired from working on the roof daddy, I'll put you to bed." and she took the picture and put it on the bed.~~Age 4
• Marcella was looking at herself in a little mirror and she said to her reflection, "Well, hello beautiful."~~Age 4
• Marcella was running through the living room, and she tripped over my shoe. Picking it up, she said, "That's it, you're going in time out" and she put it in the corner.~~Age 4
• At our new home, if you don't hold onto our screen door to our screened in porch when you want to close it, it slams. So I was holding the door as we were leaving to keep it from slamming and Marcella said, "You don't like when the door slams?" and I said, "No." and she said, "Well, I do, it's music to my ears."~~Age 4
• I was ordering some of my favorite candy (Jelly Bellies) on-line and Marcella was watching me. After I was done placing my order, she said "Are your Jelly Bellies going to come out of the printer now?"~~Age 4
• Marcella was playing a hand held electronic Wheel of Fortune game and she said to me,  "You didn't have Wheel of Fortune in your day, mama?"~~Age 4
• Marcella asked me how old I was. I said "33" and she said "And on your next birthday, you'll be 34?" I said "Yes" This went on until she got to 39, and then she said "And then you'll be forty-ten?" I said, "No, just forty, there's no such thing as forty-ten." And she said "Yes there is, because ten comes after nine."~~Age 4
• I said to Marcella, "Your mommy would be so lost without you." and she replied, "Then you would just turn left on Fletcher." which is the cross street to where we live.~~Age 4
• I had promised Marcella I would take her to see the new Winnie the Pooh movie on my off day. We both woke up fairly early so went to an early show. When we got out of the movie, I noticed several missed calls from Bob. I called him back and he asked where I had been, he said he had even come home to check on us. I reminded him that I had promised Marcella I'd take her to a movie and he said, "I didn't think you'd still go. Marcella had been up throwing up all night." I hadn't known this as I had been sound asleep and so when we hung up, I said to Marcella in a scolding tone, "You didn't tell me that you were sick." She replied, "If I had, you wouldn't have taken me to the movie."~~Age 5
• Marcella was flipping through the pages of a TV Guide and came across a picture of a man with his shirt off. She exclaimed, "Woah, Baby!" and fell back on the bed as if she were swooning.~~Age 5
• My boss lets me bring Marcella with me when Bob can't get off early enough. She also lets Marcella sit in her office and watch her TV when she's not there. Well we had gone to pick up my paycheck and my boss was in her office and Marcella said to her "When are you leaving?"~~Age 5
• Our neighbors have two daughters that are around 15, 16 and one of them has a boyfriend that Marcella has developed a crush on. She has a notebook she calls her diary and she had wrote "Cody" all over a page with hearts. Bob said she asked him if can show her how to draw a broken heart and he said "Yes, why?" and she said "Because Kelsey is moving so Cody won't be coming around anymore."~~Age 5
• Marcella called me at work on my cell phone. Then she said "Hold on momma I have someone on my computer." Then I heard her say "Thank you for waiting, may I help you? And your phone number with the area code. (and she said a number like she was repeating it back to someone) Ok I'll tell them as soon as I can."~~Age 5
• I found out I had a kidney stone and I was going to have to outpatient surgery to have it removed. I was explaining this to Marcella. I said to her, "Mommy has a stone inside of her and she can't get rid of it and it hurts mommy. So the doctor is going to make the sand turn into sand to make it go away." and Marcella said, "So there will be a beach inside of you?"~~Age 5

 

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