Welcome
Welcome to Fowl Web! I am Artemis Fowl II, child prodigy. This is my unofficial website. You see, I would make an official one, but Eoin Colfer already did that. Although I don't really care. This website will probably only be accessed by the Fairy People anyway.
I should probably fill you in on the things that I will put on this site. Well, I will usually post updates on what's happening around Fowl Manor. I'll try not to bore anyone with that. This is also where I will put any updates on the Artemis Fowl book series. Although it looks like Eoin Colfer has finally stopped writing about me. Good riddance. I never liked those books. Too much publicity on my part.
I might update this site with new features every now and then, but not very often for sure. I'm usually busy with homework or saving the world. Speaking of which, mother is fussing at me to do my homework as we speak. More updates soon.
-Artemis Fowl II
