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.:The Spam Speech:.

This should be good...

The Spam Speech! You may have heard about it on the chat boards. Yes...I deliver the Spam Speech whenever nessesary in the guild! For some reason, older members /love/ the spam speech O__o. Oh well.

Now, for your enjoyment, the Spam Speech: Immortallized in HTML format!

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"You people! SHUT UP!!!! You are posting what is called Spam! What is spam? No...not the funky meat crap. Spam! The stuff your typing! What is spam you ask?

SPAM - Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages

Yea. Its what you're typing. Go ahead and yell and scream and curse at me. But its true. You are spamming! No one likes a spammer. Spam is EVIL.

How you can stop it?

Well, try some of the following:

-Your Font: Its either too big, too glowy, too small, or just too hard to read. Try fixing it up.

-What you say: A message with just a smiley is spam. Posting something like "Hey" is spam. Try to lengthen your posts and give them some sort of meaning. Also, posting 3+ times in a row is spam. Also posting something saying "Is anyone here?" is spam.

Got it? Good!

Don't spam. It makes me angry.

You won't like me when i'm angry. Ask around. Everyone knows -__-"

And there you have it.

Joy




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