Football Thoughts

8/18/08-  

                 Bengals wide receiver T.J Houshmandzaded =  Razor Ramon

8/11/08-  

              Bills running back Marshawn Lynch = Rick James       

8/4/08-  

                Safety John Lynch = Gary Sinise

7/28/08-  

               Bills owner Ralph Wilson = Funny monkey with glasses

7/21/08-  

              Raiders owner Al Davis = A wet...thing 

7/14/08-  

               Quarterback Brett Favre = A crying baby

7/7/08-  

             Bills Quarterback J.P Losman = Adam Sandler

6/30/08-  

                Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher = King Kong Bundy

6/23/08-  

                Adam "Pacman" Jones = T-Pain

6/16/08-  

               Seahawks Full Back Owen Schmitt = WWE Superstar Kane 

6/9/08-  

             Titans wide receiver Mike Williams = ...

6/2/08-  

             Raiders offensive tackle Robert Gallery = Weird Al

5/26/08-  

               Raiders defensive coordinator Rob Ryan = Kevin Nash

5/19/08-  

               Packers linebacker A.J Hawk = Rocky from "Mask"

5/12/08-  

                Rams quarterback Marc Bulger = A Scarecrow

5/11/08-  

               Falcons offensive coordinator = Kevin Costner

5/10/08-

5/9/08-  

             Giants quarterback Eli Manning drunk = Giants quarterback Eli Manning sober

5/8/08-  

5/7/08-  

              Cardinals coach Ken Whisenhunt = Bill Cowher

5/6/08-  

               Former Cowboys running back Emmitt Smith = Retard eating a hamburger

5/5/08-

              Bills head coach Dick Jauron = 40-year-old Virgin

4/30/08-  

               Former linebacker Brian Bosworth = Former defensive tackle Brock Lesnar

4/29/08-  

                Bears coach Lovie Smith = A Dark Chocolate bar

4/28/08-  

               Eagles tackle Trevor Laws = Carlito from WWE

4/27/08-  

                Analysist Chris Berman = Porky Pig

4/26/08-  

               Eagles offensive tackle William Tra Thomas = Samir Nagheenanajar from Office Space.

4/25/08-  

               Raiders owner Al Davis = A Skeleton

4/24/08-

               Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart = Johnny Knoxville

4/23/08-  

              Bills owner Ralph Wilson = A Skeleton           

4/22/08-  

               Raiders owner Al Davis = A wet dog

4/21/08-  

               Steelers retired coach Bill Cowher = Pathetic Steelers mascot Steely McBean

4/20/08-  

                Seahawks runningback Shaun Alexander = Shrek 

4/19/08-  

               Linebacker Takeo Spikes = Michael Clarke Duncan

4/18/08-  

               Raiders coach Lane Kiffin = Orlando Rage coach Jay Gruden

4/17/08-  

               Linebacker Keith Brooking = College quarter back Tim Tebow

4/16/08-  

               Former quarterback Drew Bledsoe = A Statue

4/15/08-  

              Eagles coach Andy Reid = A pissed off Walrus  

4/14/08-  

                Former Dolphins quarterback Dan Marino = David Hasselhoff

4/13/08-  

               Redskins tight end Chris Cooley = Kramer

4/12/08-  

               Buccaneers coach Jon Gruden = Chuckie 

4/11/08-  

               Browns coach Romeo Crennel = Fat Albert

4/10/08-  

                 Raiders owner Al Davis = Mr Burns

4/9/08-  

             Patriots receiver Reche Caldwell = Person with Bug Eyes

4/8/08-  

             Patriots quarterback Tom Brady = Justin Timberlake

4/7/08-  

              Quarterback David Carr- A Car Wreck

4/6/08-  

              Browns receiver Joe Jurevicius = Broncos safety John Lynch

4/5/08-  

              Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner = Damien Martyn

4/4/08-  

              Quarterback Jake Plummer = A Caveman

4/3/08-  

             Panthers quarterback Jake Delhomme = Lloyd from "Dumb and Dumber"

4/2/08-  

              Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck = A Que Ball

4/1/08-  

              Writer Len Pasquarelli = Don Vito

3/31/08- 

                Bengals coach Marvin Lewis = Bills Cosby

3/30/08-  

               Giants tight end Jeremy Shockey = Dan from "Roseanne"

3/29/08-  

               Arkansas running back Felix Jones = Dave Chapelle

3/28/08-

                     Jets coach Eric Mangini = Frank Caliendo

OTHERS 

2/9/08 - 3/27/08