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several takes from episode 1:

Striker Ian Walmsley is thrilled when he gets offered a place on the Earls Park first team. Wife Donna is pleased for him and soon sets about searching for an outfit to wear for Ian’s first match. However, her mind is occupied with thoughts of the son she and Ian gave up for adoption nine years ago...

Famous glamour model Chardonnay Lane and Earls Park FC’s resident heart-throb Kyle Pascoe are knee-deep in plans for their upcoming wedding. Kyle’s doting mother Jackie looks on in disgust…she deeply disapproves of both Chardonnay’s career and her relationship with her son.

At home, a frustrated and angry Tanya sits at the table, realising that Jason won’t be home for dinner. When he finally does crawl home, he is horrified to find Tanya crashed out unconscious on the sofa with empty bottles of whiskey and pills sitting on the table beside her.

Jason – “If Ian crawls any further up the boss’s arse he’ll be coming out of his mouth!”

Jason – “Forget it Tanya, just stay at home and play with your pills.”
Tanya – “What and leave you alone to make another arse of yourself? Yeah sure! It’ll be really great if Stefan thinks you’ve got a rocky marriage too.”
Jason – “If he asks, I’ll tell him you’re a crap shag!”