What if God was one of us?...hm...i'd probally rape him with a Mellon-Baller Shank and take his money...

BIO

We Are The Fools, The Fools We Are!

The Fools Of Christ is a blasphemous and bizarre metal band from the New Orleans area, formed in late 2002. The legacy of The Fools begins in october of 2002, when guitarist/singer Bob Sodom joins Drummerist/keyboardist/singer/bassist/insane black guy, John Condom, for a release of anger by way of blastbeats, insane riffing and very awkward lyrics. Thus, the recording Sodomize The Christians was born.

Sodomizing Christians, near and far

With Sodomize The Christians being well-recieved by the underground community (our close friends), the Fools return to the "Cabildo of Wildo" studios and create Extreme Sphincter Expansion is Possible in early 2003.although E.S.E.I.P. focused more on confusing undertones and more offensive lyrics, and less on heavyness, fans of S.T.C. found it quite addicting, and took all the free copies that could be handed out .

Now that you know who we are....

By Summer of 2003, F.O.C. has gained quite a reputation, leading to many people wishing to join, thus, keybordist Jizz Master Jay, and Bassist "The Smiter" are recuited.This is Quite a transition form a two-member band, and adds a needed refinement to the Fools. With the new lineup, the Fools are scheduled to return to the "Cabildo of Wildo", and begin recording new works. (although the cd is not released, you can download tracks here)the new material is greatly influenced by Eat a Bag of dicks, as well as renowned antichristian activists, shuch as the almighty Conan O' Brien.

Counter of Christ