Ia likes Scrubs

Chapta 23

The girl walked slowly to the captain.  "Yes?" she asked.

"I need you to kill these intruders."

"Gladly!" she said and turned around.  Something was familier about her.  Her hair was smooth, like it was wet.  Her eyes were soft, not sharp.  And there was something about her evil grin.  It seemed oh so familier to Sanji. 

"She look familier?" he asked Skie.

"I dunno.  Kinda, I guess."

"Who do I kill first?  The Straw Hat, or the Moss-Head?"

'How did she know Luffy had a Straw Hat?' Sanji thought. 

"My dear!  You can pick!"

"Ok!  Who is the most powerfull?  I'll take them out first." she said, loading her gun. 

"He is." the captain said, pointing at Luffy.

"Him?  He looks to lanky."

"Devil Fruit!  Like you!" he said.

"I'll kill... him." she said, pointing her gun, at Sanji. 

"WHAT!?" he yelled.

"Yes!" she said and got her gun ready.  She aimed... and...

"IIIIIAAAAA!  NO!" Sanji yelled.

"What?... what did you call me?" she said, stumbling a little and holding her head. 

"NO!  DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!  KILL HIM!  KILL HIM!" the man yelled.

"NO!  LISTEN TO ME, IA!  YOU WOULDN'T KILL ME?" She stumbled again and dropped the gun. 

"KILL HIM!  KILL HIM!"

"Who are you?" she whispered.

"It's me!  It's Sanji!"

"Sanji?  I... can't... remember..."

"Try!  Try to remember!"

"What?"

"SHOOT HIM!  SHOOT HIM!" he yelled and pushed a ring infront of her face.  She stood up and picked up the gun.  She pulled back the hammer and aimed it at Sanji's forehead. 

"DO IT NOW!  DO IT NOW!  BE RID THE STRAW HATS!  RID THEM I SAY!" She was about to pull the trigger when Zoro cut his bonds and attacked. 

She pulled out her katanas and got ready for his attack, droping the gun. 

"KILL HIM!" the captain yelled. 

Zoro tried to fling her swords but she just backfired and sent him crashing into the next wall. 

"ZORO!" Skie screamed as she broke her and everybody else's bonds.  All the pirates in the room started attacking the Straw Hats.  Sanji, went for the girl. 

"Hello!" he said as she got her swords ready.  He came in for a kick but she blocked.  Another kick, but another block.  "Your good!" he said.  "I know!" she said back.  "Tell me," Sanji started as he went in for another kick. "How do you fight so well in a DRESS?" "How is it possible that you can kick a girl?" she asked as he kicked her swords away after kicking her to the ground.  Sanji got his foot ready for the huge kick.  

"SANJI!  WE GOT HIM!" Nami yelled as Zoro and Luffy grabbed the captain.  Distracted, the girl took her chance.  She pinned him to the ground with her foot and 2 of her swords.  The 3rd, to kill him.  

"Yes... kill him!  Kill him!" the captian yelled at the girl.  

"Ia... don't... you can't..." Sanji said.  "I have to... it's my job." she said.  

Skie watched in horror as she saw her best friend about to kill Sanji.  She looked over at the Captain.  He was holding his ring up and speeking into it.  She looked at the girl.  Her eyes were brown, but sorta blank.  HE WAS USING MIND CONTROLING!  

"HHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA!" she screamed as she kicked the guy's ring and shattered it, right as Ia swung down.  Sanji didn't watch.  He should have felt the blade, where was it?  He opened his eyes and looked to his left.  Stabbed into the floor was Ia's sword.  He looked up.  She was standing there, staggering.  Holding her head before she realized what had just happened.  

"S-Sanji?" she asked.

"Ya?" 

"Oh my god!  I'm so sorry!" she said and looked at the captain.  Before anybody knew it, Ia and swung and kicked the guy into the wall.  "That's for Kidnapping me!"  KICK!  "That's for almost making me kill my Pirate Nakama!" KKKKKIIIIIIIICCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!  "That, that's for making me wear a dress." she said and walked off.     

 

 

Chapta 24

Ever since the almost killing Sanji incident, everybody's been acting differently around Ia.  She looked even more evil with her black hair.  It had somehow made her depressed.  She didn't put make-up on Zoro, sing to herself, or flote around humming something to herself.  She would just sit on deck or the crow's nest. 

"Ia?" Luffy asked.

"Yes?" she had even stoped saying Oui. 

"What's a matter?"

"Nothing." she lied. 

"Really?"

"Yes."

"How come you're not bouncing around anymore?  Making Zoro almoste kill you?"

"Don't feel like it, I guess."

"Is it because you almost killed Sanji?"

"No... it's... I guess i'm kinda homesick."

"What's homesick?"

"When you miss your home, a lot!" she said.

"Oh.  I'm not Homesick!" he said proudly. 

"It's because you chose to leave your home.  I had no choice." 

"Skie's not homesick?"

"She's different.  HER HAIR'S NOT BLACK!" she yelled. 

"I thought you had gotten over it?"

"I have, it's just getting to me." she said, grabbing a lock and looking at it. 

"Can I do anything to help?"

"No." she said and walked off to her room. 

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"I don't like Ia this way." Luffy said, coming into the kitchen.  The only other person was Sanji. 

"I don't either.  But what can we do?"

"What does she like?"

"I do know most of her favorite things, but most of them come from her world."

"Like what?"

"Well, her favorite thing to drink come from her world, she can't do her favorite sport anymore, most of the people she loves are back in her world." 

"Oh.  Don't you mean all?"

"No." he said and returned to what he was cooking. 

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Ia was walking down the hall when her eyes flashed green.  She was frozen...

"Where am i?" she said outloud.  "Oh my god!  I'M HOME!" she screamed as she looked around.  She was in her kitchen, right infront of the fridge and TV.  "IT'S WHO'S LINE IS IT ANYWAY!" she screamed as she saw what was on TV.  The show ended.  "CRAP!  It's over.  What's on..." she said, flipping through channels before she turned it off.  "This is annoying as she reached for the fridge but her hand hit something hard.  "The heck?"

Little did she know that it was only her sub-concious mind was at home, her body, was still on the ship.  She started walking, down the hall, up the stairs, out on deck.  She thought she was now on her front porch.  Her body was now on the railing of the ship.  She thought she was about to step off the porch but really was about to step off the ship. 

Luffy had come out of the ship right after supper.  He looked around and saw Ia, one foot on the railing, one off heading towards the water.  "Ia?" Luffy asked, running over but started sprinting.  She had jumped. 

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She felt like she was falling, but she couldn't be?  She was on the step?  

Her eyes flashed brown again, she was falling! 

She hit the water with a huge splash!  She tried swimming, but she, of course, couldn't.  She felt an arm around her waist, she looked up, expecting to see Sanji, but she didn't see anybody?  She was flung onto the deck of the Going Merry.  She looked around.  Luffy was walking up to her.  

"What happened?" he asked as she coughed up water.  

"I thought I was at home!  I was on the porch!  I was gonna walk around the house..." she said before she started crying into her knees.  

"Are you ok?"  

"Ya... thanks to you..." she said.  

"IA!" Sanji yelled as he came out of the kitchen.  

"Hi, Sanji." she said, getting up.

"Why are you wet?"

"Fell into the water.  Luffy saved me." she said.

"How?" 

"He extended his arms to save me." she said, giving Luffy a warm smile.  

"Come on in." Sanji said.  

"I'll be right there." she said as he went in.  Once she knew he was gone, she ran up and gave Luffy a kiss on the cheek.  "Thanks." she said and ran into the kitchen.   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapta 25

Ia was again, Happy!  She flew around the boat like she use to!  Trying to put make-up on Zoro, but she couldn't find him? 

"WHERE THE HELL IS ZORO?!" she screamed.

"I dunno.  Have you seen Skie?" Luffy asked.

"No.  EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

"What?"

"Nothing.  Be right back!" she said and ran down to the cargo hold. 

She entered the room and heard nothing.  She walked around a bit and than heard the door shut and lock.  FROM THE OUTSIDE! 

"Oh god!" she said, as she tried to pull the door open. 

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On deck...

Luffy was sitting in his spot when he saw Skie in the Crow's Nest and Zoro sleeping under it. 

"So that's were you were!" he said.

"Huh?" Skie asked as she looked up. 

"You were up there!"

"The whole time.  Zoro was in the grove." she said and returned to what she was doing. 

"Where's Ia?" Luffy asked. 

"LUNCH!" Ia was blown from Luffy's mind when Sanji yelled that. 

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"NOOOOOO!  I'm missing lunch!  This sucks!" Ia yelled as she tried to blast the door open. 

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"Where's Ia?" Sanji asked.

"Dunno." Nami said.

"Last I heard she was in the Cargo Hold." Luffy said. 

"Oh." Sanji said and placed her food on the table. 

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Sanji's Pov:

Where could she be?  She's gotta be here soon?  Luffy said she was in the Cargo hold, but... doesn't that door stick? 

"What's a matter, Sanji?" Nami asked. 

"Nothing." I said. 

"Should Ia be here?" Skie asked.

That's what I though.  

"I'll go check on her." I said and left for the Cargo hold.  

When I got down there, I heard banging and pounding on the door. 

"Ia?" I asked. 

"SANJI!  GET ME OUT!" she yelled from behind the door. 

"Is it locked?"

"Yes!"  I checked the door, it was locked, but the key was...

"The key's in here!" she yelled. 

"Slide it under!"

"I... can't?"

"Why?"

"I got all this gun powder barels around it and I can't move them!"

"Not even with your mind?"

"Necklace is in my room!"

"Great!"

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Nobody's Pov:

"Where is he?" Usopp said.

"Dunno." Nami said.

"I'm going down to check." Luffy said and Nami and Usopp followed. 

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"She can't get out?"

"No.  She blocked the door and the key's inside."

"She trying to KILL HERSELF!?" Nami yelled.

"I was trying to blast the flippen door, you noob!"

"HEY!" Nami screamed.

"Wait!  Ia, get far away from the door!" Usopp yelled.  They heard her move and Usopp shot a blasting star at the door. 

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"Thanks!  Usopp." she yelled as she ran upstairs. 

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She burst through the door of the kitchen to a horrifing sight.  ZORO AND SKIE MAKING-OUT!

"ELLLLLLLLAH!  EWWWWWWWW!  THIS IS NASTY!" she screamed as everybody else appeared at the door. 

"Oh!  Uh... well... you see..." Skie started. 

"Eww." Ia said and ran to the bathroom. 

"YOU DO IT TO SANJI!" Skie yelled through the door. 

"So?" 

"GRRRRRR!"