Ia likes Scrubs

Chapta 20!  Ying! 

Ia arrived back at the ship looking happy and floting on her stomach. 

"Happy, Ia-chan?" Sanji asked.

"Yes!  My plan worked!"

"What plan?"

"To get Zoro to kiss Skie!  Ying!" she said as she set herself on the deck.

"You got Zoro to Kiss Skie?" Sanji yelled.

"Oui!" she said and kissed Sanji.

Sanji turned the coller of a bright red cherry. 

"Oh!  Look!  Here they are!" Ia said as she pointed at Zoro and Skie, walking down the lane.  (I picked Lane because it's romantic!)

"Hi Zoro, Skie!"

"Hey!" Zoro said dreamily.  Skie nodded.

"Can't you talk yet Skie?" She shook her head no. 

"Really?" Ia asked and grabbed the chonch shell around her neck.  It felt heavy.  "Oh god." she whispered.

"What is it, my sweet?" Sanji asked.

"Uh... my necklace is heavy... it should be lighter... uh oh!  Skie!  Come with me!" she yelled as she grabbed her hand and levitated them up to Nami's tangerine grove. 

"YOU CAN'T TALK?" Ia tried hard not to yell.  Skie gave her a look of, you know i can't talk!

"Oh god!" Ia said.  Skie gave her a look of, What?

"Well... I gave you a potion that made you loose your voice and I picked what you had to do to get it back!  Well... Zoro had to kiss you!  And, unfortunatly, YOU KISSED HIM BACK!" 'So?' she mentaly asked her.

"The potion is VERY specific!  You can't kiss Zoro!  Zoro has to kiss YOU!"

'Is there a difference?'

"Much of one!"  'Really?' "Yes!" 'I hilghly believe you!  I did not kiss him back!' "HO!  Ya you did!  A lot!" 'Crap... i did...' "Ha ha!" 'This sucks!  I'M GONNA BE A MUTE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!' "He has to kiss you, ya know." 'How?' "I think I put him in a trance when I sang." 'THAT WAS YOU!?' "Yes!" 'You were singing Kiss the Girl from The Little Mirmade?' "Oui?" 'Don't speek French to me!' "Ok... he just has to kiss you again!" 'You do know that's gonna be hard!' "How hard?" 'Very.' "Whatev." Ia said and left. 

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Skie and Ia peek around the corner.  They saw Zoro, Luffy, and Usopp sitting on the deck. 

"Ok!  Just get Zoro to kiss you!" 'That's gonna be hard.'
"Why?" 'Trust me!  It is!'
"Whatev.  Just go!" she said and pushed her out onto the deck.

"Hi, Skie." Luffy said.  Skie waved. 

"What are you doing?" Zoro asked.  Skie shrugged.  'Kiss him!  He'll kiss you back!' Ia's voice said in Skie's head.  Skie shot her a look of evil and quickly moved and started kissing Zoro.  'God i want a camera!' Ia though in Skie's head. 'Why?' Skie asked in her head. 'To show Chey and she would totaly kill you!' 'Your nice!' 'I know!'

Zoro started kissing Skie and she stoped dead and just let him kiss.  'God he's a good kisser!' she though. 'OH GOD I HEARD THAT!' Ia screamed in her head to Skie. 

"Good!" Skie yelled at Ia. 

"SKIE YOU CAN TALK!" Luffy yelled and tackled her. 

"Ya!  Now get off!" she said. 

 

Chapta 21: Missing Things

Like most people, the Straw Hats (especially Luffy) had prized possessions.  Zoro with his swords and Nami with her money.  What would happen between them if... oh say... all of that was stolen from right under them...?

"WHERE'S MY HAT!?" Luffy yelled at everybody.  They were all in the kitchen.  Sanji was cooking, Nami was making a map, Zoro was sleeping, Ia was puting makeup on Zoro, Skie was drawing, and Usopp was making yet another wepon. 

"You lost your hat?" Ia asked, edging away from the waking Zoro. 

"YES!  WHERE IS IT?" he yelled, franticly looking for it.

"Where did you see it last?" Nami asked.

"On my head!  When I fell asleep out on deck!"

"Is it there?" Skie asked.

"NO!"

"You sure?"

"I checked everywhere!  YOU!" Luffy yelled and pointed at Ia.

"What?"

"YOU TOOK MY HAT!"

"Why the heck would I take your hat?"

"Cuz you like me and wanted something of mine!"

"...that is sick and wrong!  I don't like you... like that!" she said, blushing. 

"Then where is my hat?"

"HOW THE HEY SHOULD I KNOW?" Ia yelled and stormed off.  About a couple minutes later...

"MY NECKLACE IS GONE!" she screamed from her room and zoomed into the Kitchen.

"What necklace?"

"My necklace that I put my power in!"

"Oh." Skie said.

"This sucks royalie!" she said and sat down. 

"Now you know how I fell." Luffy said.

"Hey, Zoro?  Where are your swords?" Skie asked.

"What?" he felt his waist.  "WHERE THE HELL ARE MY SWORDS!?"

"Why is all this stuff missing!?" Ia yelled.

"YOU!  TELL ME WHERE MY SWORDS ARE!" Zoro yelled at Ia.

"Why do you consist on blaming me!" Ia screamed. 

"Cuz your a caniving little sneak." Zoro said.

"I am not!"

"Yes you are!"

As Zoro and Ia were bickering, Skie got up and got a glass of water, when she returned to her spot, her drawing book was gone.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed and shattered her glass. 

"What?" Sanji asked, covering his ears. 

"MY DRAWING BOOK IS GONE!"

"I'm gonna go check my money!" Nami yelled and sprinted out of the room. 

"My prized possession is right infront of me!" Sanji said.

"What, your cooking supplies?" Zoro said sarcasticly. 

"NO!  My Ia-chan!" Ia smiled and blushed.  "Oh!  That's so sweet, Sanji!" she said and kissed him on the cheek.  His eye turned into a heart and he floted off to continue cooking. 

"MY MONEY'S GONE!" Nami screamed and walked into the room, dazed and confuseled. 

"So everybody's missing their prized possession except for me and Usopp." Sanji said. 

"Don't rub it in." Skie said.

"Who would take 3 swords, a beat up old hat, and a drawing book?" Ia asked.

"What about your necklace and Nami's money?" Usopp asked.  

"Ya, but those are valuable.  Of course someone would take them!  What's your prized possession?" she shot out at Usopp.

"My slingshot."  

"Where is it?" 

"Right here." he said and pulled it out from behind him.  "And nobody's gonna steal it!"

"Why?"

"It's on me!"

"My swords were on me!"  "My hat was on me!" 

"Ya, but you were asleep."   They gave him a dark look. 

"Can we eat now?" Ia asked as Sanji whisked out their supper. 

"Sure." they all said in a dark tone of voice. 

GREAT!  People are gonna turn on each other... just... waite a minute!  THIS IS AWESOME...or is it...? 

  

Chapta 22

As everybody ate, it was dead silent at the table.  Luffy, Ia, and Zoro were glaring at each other and Skie and Nami were having a glare fest.  Sanji and Usopp had sat at the end of the table to make sure if there was any fighting, they wouldn't get in it's way. 

"I'm done." Ia said forcefull, brought her plate and glass to the sink and stomped outa the room. 

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Out on deck...

She stood there, against the mast, breathing heavily.  Arms crossed like she usually did when she was mad at somebody and had nothing to take it out on.  She couldn't swim anymore, and it was her favorite past-time.  She hated running.  And she couldn't kill Zoro cuz Skie and her other friend, Chey, would totaly kill her.  She couldn't kill Luffy because she was starting to realize, she had mixed feelings about him.  But there was Sanji.  She suddenly smelled Chloraform.  Since she was breathing deeply, she was knocked right out. 

Thud

"What the?" Sanji asked.  Everybody looked up as he got up and went out on deck.  The crew followed. 

The rain hit their faces as they walked out on deck. 

"Oi?  Where's Ia?" Sanji asked. 

"Maybe she's in our room?" Skie asked.

"No.  She went out on deck.  She always does when she's frustrated." Sanji said. 

"How do you know, Dart Board Eyebrow?" Zoro asked.

"You've never noticed?"

"No."

"He's usually sleeping?" Nami said.

"Oh, right." Sanji said. 

"Something fells... wrong..." Nami said.

"What?"

"There's a ship nearby.  But where?" she said as she scanned the dark ocean.  It was kinda hard to see because of the rain. 

"THERE!" Skie yelled suddenly as she spotted a white sail on the horizion. 

"FULL SPEED A HEAD!" Nami yelled at the crew. 

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Once they had reached the ship...

"Quietly sneak on!  Don't rocket up there, Luffy!" Nami hissed at them as they invaded the ship. 

On deck, they saw not one person.  All they heard was a muffled music coming from below.  So... they snuck down. 

It was like a pub!  There was music and laughter and booze. 

"What kinda boat is this?" Sanji asked. 

"Look!  That must be the captain!" Nami whispered, pointing at a beefy man sitting on a throw like chair.  On his left was a body guard, his right, a small table that had a booze bottle on it. 

"Where's Ia?" Sanji asked.

"You can't be sure she's on this boat!" Nami hissed at him. 

"I can tell." he said.

Usopp started shaking and sweating. 

"What is it, Usopp?" Nami hissed.  He pointed to the back of them.  They all turned around and saw 6 large men behind them on the stairs.  "Come with us." one of them said in a deep dark tone of voice.  They followed without a word.  

"Ah!  The straw hats!  How nice." the captain said.  He was wearing a traditional 3 corner hat, a long midnight blue coat, black boots, black pants and a black, leather shirt.  

"You have our stuff!" Sanji yelled at the guy.  His hand behind his back like the rest of them. 

"Yes!  I do!  Some of it wasn't very valuable... others!  Much!  Like... this?" he said and pulled out a silver chain with a dragon fly, ladybug, butterfly, and a rolerskate, and a small heart with a name inscribed on it. 

"Ia's power." Sanji whispered. 

"Yes!  It's marvelous!  Quite a lot of power in it, don't you think?" he said waving it in Sanji's angered face. 

"Get the exicutioner." the captain said to his body guard and he went in the back room.  He came out with a girl with silky black hair that reached her chest, a long black dress, dark brown eyes, and a gun.