Ia likes Scrubs

Chapta 17: I like da Skie and Zoro Paring! 

The Straw Hat's were on an island.  It was pretty big with 5 little towns.  They were in Liquid.

"Could I intrest you in some Potions?" a little old lady asked Ia as she was walking by.  The rest of the crew were looking for other things. 

"What kinda potions?" Ia asked.

"Mind Control?"

"Nah.  I can do that myslef."

"Love?"

"Already got one."

"Laryngitis?"

"What?"

"Laryngites!  You cause somebody to lose their voice and you pick what they have to do to get it back!"

"Holy Shnot!  THAT'S AWESOME!  I'll take that!"

"Here you go!  Thank you!"

"No.  Thank you!" she said with an evil grin on her face.

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At super that night...

"Sanji!  I'll set the table!" Ia offered.

"Thank you!"

"It's no problem, no problem at all!" She said as she put out the plates, utensils, and finally the glasses.  Water for everybody, except Zoro and Skie.  She put Rum in Zoro's, and The Potion in Skie's. 

As they ate, Ia kept glancing at Skie.  She wouldn't touch her drink!  'Grrrr!' She thought. 

Ia looked around the table.  They were eating Chicken and Corn on the cob that night.  'Something spicy, something spicy!' She thought desperately.  She saw it.  A bottle of spicy hot sauce.  

"Hey, Skie!  You like spicy food, don't ya?"

"Ya?" she said.

"Why don't you put this on your food?"

"Oooo!" she said as she poured half the bottle on her food.  She took a bite, she chewed.  Than finally she screamed and drank up what she thought was water.  

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That night...

Ia was waiting for Skie's voice.  She read the bottle:  Will take up to 5 hours for voice to come out.

"GOD!" She whispered.  A little glow appeared in front of her.  "YING!" she whispered as she grabbed it and stuffed it into a chonch shell. 

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That morning...

"Morning, Skie!" Nami said from the table as Skie came in for breakfast. 

'Morning.' she mouthed but no noise came from her.  Ia hid behind her newspaper, silently laughing. 

Skie tried screaming.  But still... no noise came from her mouth. 

"What's up with Skie?" Luffy asked.

"I dunno?" Usopp said.

"This is weird."

"Ya, totaly." Ia said from behind the newspaper. 

"This can't be good." Sanji said.

This rox! 

Chapta 18, a little song that I sing! 

Skie was sitting hunched up.  Hidden in Nami's Tangerine Grove. 

"Skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!" Ia called out.  Skie stayed silent.

"SSSSSSSKKKKKKKIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Ia called out again. "There you are!" Ia called when she found her.  Skie turned her back on her.

"What's a matter... oh ya... lack of voice." Skie got up and ran into their room. 

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The next day...

They had reached yet another island.  Skie, Nami, and Zoro had already left that morning.  

"What chya doin?" Luffy asked Ia as she got ready to leave.

"Nothin." she said with an evil grin and went out on deck.

"What!?" Luffy cried.

"You wanna know?" "Ya!" "You really wanna know?" "Ya!" "You sure?" "YES!" "Can't tell you."

Luffy let out a yell and fell on his back.  

"Ok!" Ia said laughing. "I'll tell you, but you can not tell anybody else.  I gave Skie Laryngitis."

"Why?"

"Cuz.  A ploy to get her together with someone."

"Who?"

"I'll tell you what has to happen if she want's her voice back.  A kiss!"

Luffy went up to Ia and gave her a kiss on the cheak.  Ia pushed him away and wiped her cheak.  She was giving him an evil look but he could tell she was blushing, hard! 

"Not me!" she yelled. "Skie!"

"Ok... where is she?"

"NOT FROM YOU!" she screamed.  "From Zoro!"

"Why not Sanji?"

"She would kiss him in a heart beat and plus, HE'S MINE!  No.  Zoro has to kkiiiisssss hhhheeeerrr!"

"OOooohhh!" Luffy said.

"Now... if you will excuse me!" she said and levitated off the boat. 

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K-I-S-S-T-H-E-G-I-R-L

Ia found Zoro and Skie.  Together!  'Perfect!' she though happily.  She levitated onto a building and got out a piece of paper and started singing.

song in next chapta! 

Chapta 19!  (Disney owns the song Ia's about to sing!  I didn't write it.  Be cool if i did... that's another story...  Disney owns the song!  Got it!  Good lord)

Ia started singing:

"There you see her! 
Standing there accrose the way!
She don't got a lot to say, but theres
something about her!
And you don't know why, but you're dying
to try, you wanna kiss the girl!

Yes you want her! 
Look at her you know you do!
Possible she want's you too,
there is one way to ask her!
It don't take a word
not a single word,
Go on and kiss the girl!

Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Looks like the boy's to shy,
ain't gonna, kiss the girl!
Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad,
Ain't it a shame
You're gonna miss the girl!

Now's your moment!
Walking neer a blue lagoon!
Boy you better do it soon,
no time would be better!
She don't say a word,
And she won't say a word untill ya
Kiss the Girl!

Sha la la la la la
Don't be scared!
You got the Mood prepared!
Go on and kiss the girl!
Sha la la la la la
Walk along
And listen to this song
The song say, Kiss the Girl!
Sha la la la la la
The music play!
Do what the Music say,
Go on and Kiss the girl!
You gotta Kiss the Girl!
Go on now and Kiss the Girl!"
Just Kiss the Girl!"

When Ia was singing, Zoro was in somesorta trance.  He was listening to the music. 

Skie... on the other hand... had recongnized Ia's voice and was wondering, 'What the hell?'

"Skie?" Zoro asked in his trance tone of voice.

Skie looked at Zoro. 

"I love you." he said.  Skie was Anime-Eye, O.O

Zoro than grabbed Skie and stared kissing her.  As the kissing intensified, she started kissing him back! 

Ia looked at them.  Her happy face on.  NO!  Her satisfied happy face on! 

"Well!  My job here is done!" she said and floted away.