Ia likes Scrubs

It was a dark, foggy, and dismal day.  Not many people could have predicted it. 

A dark ship came out of the fog, covered with British merchants and soldiers.  And a small 10-year-old girl near the bow.  She was singing softly to herself.

"Yo ho yo ho, a pirates life for me!" as she sang, a heavy man came up behind her and grabbed her shoulder and supd her around.

"Accursad pirates sail in these waters!  You don't want us bringn' them down, do ye!?" he said urgently.

"Mr. Gibbs, that'll do." a strong voice from behind said.

"She was singing about pirates!  Bad luck to be singing about pirates."

"Thank you, Mr. Gibbs.  That'll do."

"Aye, Leutenet.  Bad luck to have a woman abord too, even a minyature one." he said as he took a drink from his flask.

"I think it'd be rather facinating to meet a pirate!" she said.

"Think again, Miss Swann.  Filthy bedgrind, the lot of them.  I intend to see to it that every man who sails beneth a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand bets what he deserves.  A short drop and a sudden stop."

She looked over at Gibbs who was mimiking a hanging.  She gasped. 

"Leutenet, I am afraid of the impact that this will improod upon my daughter."

"Aye, Governer."

"Auctually, I find the subject rather facinating!"

"Yes, that's what worries me." he said and left.

She looked down into the water and saw a parasale, floting amongst the waves.  Then she saw a bucket.  She looked out furthur and saw him.

"LOOK!  A boy!  There's a boy in the water!" she cried. 

"MAN OVERBOARD!" Norington yelled.  As they pulled him up, Gov. Swann asked, "Elizabeth, I want you to accompany the boy.  He'll be in your charge?" she nodded and walked over to him as the crew floted over to the burning boat about 30 feet away. 

She pushed back some hair and he suddenly grabbed her wrist.

"It's ok!  My name's Elizabeth Swann." she said.

"W-Will Turner!"

"I'm watching over you, Will." she said as he fell asleep.  She noticed a gold chain and picked it up off his neck.  "Y-you're a p-pirate!" she whispered.

"We found another!" one of the men yelled as he came up with a girl in his arms.  He placed her next to Will.

"Hello, I'm Elizabeth Swann." Elizabeth said.

"Samantha Turner." she said.

"Are you related to Will Turner?"

"My brother." she said, looking over to him.

"How old are you?"

"I'm 6, my brother's 12," she said. "Where's my brother's necklace?" she asked.

"What!" Elizabeth yelled as she dropped the medalion and hid it under her dress.

"The one our father gave him!"

"I didn't see it.  He must have lost it."

"Yes... probably." she said, staring out into the endless sea.

"Why don't you get some rest?"

"Ok." she said and laid down and fell asleep.

"Have they said anything?" Norington asked.

"Their names are William and Samantha Turner.  They are 12 and 6."

"Take them below."

Elizabeth walked over to the stern and looked at the medalion.  Than she saw a huge ship with black sails and a pirate flag. 

Than she woke up.   

There was a knock at her door.

"Elizabeth?  Elizabeth?" her father asked as she ran accros the room to get her robe. 

"Are you well?"

"Yes!  Yes?" she said quickly.

"Ah!  Still in bed at this hour?" he asked as the maids opened the shades and let in all the sunlight that was hidden away by thoes drapes. 

"I have a gift for you!" he said as she opened the box.

"Oh!  It's beautiful!  May I inquire as to the occasion?"

"As if a father needs an occasion to dote upon his daughter?" he said as she went to put it on. "I had hoped that you would wear it today to the ceramony?"

"Ceramony?"

"Captain Norrington's promotion!"

"I knew it." she said.

"Commador Norrington as he's about to become.  Elizabeth?  Is it going well?"

"Difficult to say!" she said, trying to breath.

"I heard it's the latest fashion in London?"

"Well women in London must have learned not to breath!" she said as the maids struggled with the laces on her corset. 

"My lord, you have visitors." a butler said from the doorway.

O~O~O~O~O~O

Will and Samantha were standing in the entrance hall.  Samantha was looking at the thing on the center table and Will was looking at the light fixtures.  He went up to grab one when it broke in his hands.  Panicking, he put it in the umbrella basket. 

"Ah!  Mr. Turner.  And young Miss Turner!"

"I have your order, sir!"  he said as he opened the case he was carring.

"That's gold plated steal, in the handle.  If I may?" he was givven the sword. "Perfectly balanced!  The handle is nearly full width of the blade!" he said as he flung it into the air and caught it and held it out for the Govener. 

"Very nice, Mr. Turner!  I'm sure the Commador would apreciate it very much!  Please pass on my condolences to your master?"

Will looked up, "I shall!  It's always a pleasure knowing their work is aprciated!" he said as he heard the word, "Will!" on the stairs was Elizabeth in her flowing gown. 

"Miss Swann!"

"What a plesant surprise!  I had a dream about you last night!"

"Elizabeth!  This is highly unproper!"

"About the day we met?  Do you remember?"

"How could I forget?  Miss Swann?"

"I was there too, you know?" Samantha said from Will's side.

"Of course!  I didn't forget you!  And how many times have I asked you to call me Elizabeth?"

"At least once more, Miss Swann."

"See!  At least the boy has some sort of  proper edicit!  Now, we must be off!  Good bye, Mr. Turner, Miss Turner!" he said as he jonted towards the door. 

"Good bye, Elizabeth." Will said to the carrage.  He looked down at Samantha.  "What?" he asked as he saw her smug grin. 

"Oh nothing!" she said in a high pitch. 

"Really," he said, know full well that it wasn't nothing. "What is it?"

"Nothing!" she squeeked again.

"You always squeek when you're hiding something from me!"

"No I don't!" she squeeked and classped a hand over her mouth. 

"What is it?" he said.

"You like her and you're too afraid to tell her." she said smugly.

Will started stammering.

"SEE!  You always stammer when you don't want to admit I'm right!" she yelled.

"Oh ya?" he yelled.

"Yes!" she said and started running down the path towards the gates that lead into town.  Will started chasing her.

P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P

A small boat was floting towards the docks of Port Royal.  Atop it was Ja- er- Captain Jack Sparrow.  He was just riding his little boat, staring out in front of him untill he looked down and saw the water filling his boat. 

Jumping down to try to save it, he noticed the 3 pirate skeletons hanging from a rock with a sign, Pirates, Ye be warned!

He too of his hat for them and gave them a salute. 

He than rode his boat till it was totaly submerged and walked onto the dock. 

"Uh, HOLD UP THERE, YOU!" he spun around.

"It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock!" Jack looked at his boat. "And I shall need to know your name!"

He dug in his pocket and said, "What do you say to 3 shillings, and we forget the name!"

The man looked at the money, "Welcome to Port Royal, Mr Smith!" he said and walked down the dock, Jack walked past his podium, shook the little bag, and pocked it. 

Chapter 3

"And than they made me their cheif." Jack said and shrugged.  He and the 2 British soldiers were on the boat-er-Ship when they heard a splash. 

"Elizabeth?  ELIZABETH!" Norrington yelled as he saw the splash. 

"The Rox!  Sir, it's a miricale she missed them!" Gelliet yelled.

"Will you be saving her than?" Jack asked.

"I can't swim!"

"Pride of the King's Navy you are!" he said as he took of his jacket and affectes.

"Do not loose theses." he said and jumped into the water. 

As he appeared on the docks with Elizabeth, the soldiers pulled her up. 

"Not breathing!" he yelled.

"MOVE!" Jack yelled and cut open her corset.  She started coughing up water.

"Never would have thought of that!"

"Clearly you've never been to Singapor." he said and looked down at her and noticed the necklace.  "Where did you get that?" he asked.

"On your feet." Norrington said, pointing his sword at Jack.

"Elizabeth!" Gov. Swann said and pulled up his daughter and noticed the corset in the soldier's hand.  He dropped it and pointed at Jack.  "Shoot him!"

"Father!  Commidor, do you really intend to kill my rescurer?"

"Lower your wepons.  I believe thanks are in order!" he held out his hand.  Jack hessitated and stuck his out as well.  "Had a brush with the East India Trading Company, did we?  Pirate!"

"Hang him!"

"Keep your guns on him men, Giellet, fetch me some irons.  Well well... Jack Sparrow isn't it?"

"Captain Jack Sparrow."

"I don't see your ship, Captain!"

"I'm in the market!"

"Said he'd come to commendier one."

"Told you he was telling the truth!  These are his, sir!"

"No additional shot, nor powder.  A compass that doesn't point north!  And I half expected it to be made of wood!  You are without doubt the worst pirate i've ever heard of."

"Ah!  But you have heard of me!"

He pushed him towards Giellet who had the irons.

"Commidor!  I really must protest!  Pirate or not, this man saved my life!"

"One good deed isn't enough to relieve a man of a lifetime of wickedness."

"Although it seems enough to condem him!"

"Indeed."

"Finaly!" he said and brought the chains to Elizabeth's throught.

"Commidor, my affects please, and my hat!  Commidor!" Norrington got out his affects and his hat. "Elizabeth, It is Elizabeth isn't it?"

"It's Miss Swann!"

"Miss Swann, if you'd be so kind!  Come come we don't have all day!" Elizabeth started putting on his things and his hat. 

"Gentlemen!  My lady, You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught, Captain... Jack... Sparrow!" he said as he freed Elizabeth and ran off, swining in the air, flying through the air, running through the croud till he got to the town and hid behind the statue. 

Once he didn't see any soldiers, he went into the shop, the Blacksmith Shop. 

~O~O~O~O~O~

He tried futtively to get the chains apart.  Till he finaly crushed them under the woden gear, right as the door opened.  He scampered.

In came Will and Samantha.  Samantha went to straighten up and Will went over to the old blacksmith. 

"Right where I left you!" he said quietly.  He turned around and saw the hammer.  "Not where I left you?" he said and saw the hat and reached for it.  The flat end of the sword hit his hand.  Looking up, thinking it's his sister, he saw Sparrow. 

"It's you... you're the one their hunting!"

"You seem somewhat familier, have I threatend you before?"

"I make it my point to avoide familiarity with Pirates."

"Ah!  It would be a shame to put a black mark on your record so if you would excuse me!" he said and turned around as Will grabbed the sword from the pole. 

"You think this wise boy?  Crossing blades with a pirate?"

"You threatend Miss Swann."

"Only a little!" They started fighting, Samantha watched from behind the donkey.  She edged towards the door, reaching for something under her dress. 

"Ta!" Jack said and went for the door.  Samantha stood in front of him. 

"Sam!  NO!  It's to dangerous!  You arn't good enough yet!"

"I'm fine, Will!  Just want to beat a Pirate!  How would people take this, Sparrow?  Knowing that you got beat by a 14-year-old girl?"

"They won't know!  I'll beat you!" he said and took out his sword as she reached under her dress and took out her sword. 

They started fighting, onto the cart that was on the floor.  As it rocked, Samantha trapped him with the chains.  As he pulled himself up he got the sword free and landed on the cart, sending Samantha up into the rafters.  Now will stepped in.  He mannaged to trap him at the back door. 

"Move!"

"No!"

"Please move!"

"At least the man's polite!" Samantha said, falling onto the floor and blocking the door with Will. 

"This shot is not ment for you!" he said as he got hit over the head with an empty rum bottle.  Than the door crashed open. 

"Exelent work, Mr. Brown.  You've aided in the capture of a dangerous fugitive!"

"Just doing my civle duties, sir."

"We will always remember this as the day that Captain Jack Sparrow almoste excaped!  Take him away." 

Chapter 4

Nighttime has fallen.  Jack still in his cell, Elizabeth safe in her bed, Will hammering something, and Samantha was delivering something to the Swann's.  Another sword.

"You can keep doing that forever that dog is never gonna move."

"Well, mind us if we haven't resigned ourselves to the gallows just yet!" one yelled, Jack smirked.

"There ya go, Miss.  It was a difficult day for you, i'm sure!"

"I did expect the Commodore to propose, although I wasn't entirely ready for that."

"I mean you being threatened by that pirate!  Sounds terrifying!"

"Wha?  Oh!  Yes, it was."

"But, the Commodore proposed!  Fancy that!  Now that's a smart mach, Miss.  If it's not to bold to say?"

"It is a smart match.  He is a fine man."

"But that Will Turner, he's a fine man too?"

"That is to bold!"

"Beggin your pardon, Miss.  It's not my place to say."

F-R-O-N-T-H-A-L-L

"Yes?"

"I have another order ready for Gov. Swann?" Samantha asked as she stepped in. 

"Ah, yes.  Please wait in the Dining Room for him."

"Thank you." she said and stepped off to the right. 

BOOOM

"I know those guns?... It's the Pearl." Jack said.

"The Black Pearl?  I've heard stories about her.  Been praying settlements for near 10 years now!  Never leaves any survivors."

"No survivors, eh?!  Where do you get the stories from, I wonder!"

Will grabbed a bunch of weapons and ran outside.  The streets were piled with pirates and people.  Will threw his ax at one of them, hitting them in the back.  The pirate pretended to die. 

Elizabeth looked out her window.  Pirates were swarming up her road.  She ran downstairs to see her butler get shot by Ragattie.  They started to pillage her home.  She ran down the stairs just to be caught by Pintel and Ragettie.  Evading them, she ran into the Dining Room, locked the door and tried to get the sword from the coat of arms off.  The busted in. 

"We know you're here, Poppet!"

"Poppet!"

"You can't hide from us!  You have something we want and it calls to us!  We will find you!" Pintel pointed at the closet. 

"Allow, Poppet!"

The burst open and Elizabeth shouted, "PARLEY!"

"What?" two voices asked.

"Parley.  We invoke the right of Parley.  According to the brethren set down by Morgan and Bartholomew, you have to take us to your captain!  You can't do any harm to the Parley until the Parley is complete!"

"Messin with the code!"

"They want to be taken to the captain!  Then they'll come without a fight!"

Will was still fighting the pirates in the street when he saw a bunch of pirates running down the road with Elizabeth and Samantha. 

Will motioned towards them but a pirate came up behind him and knocked him out. 

A cannon ball came whizzing towards the brig.  Exploding the wall.  As the other captured people escaped, one said, "My sympathy, friend!  You have no fortune of luck at all!" Jack put his face to the crack that he had. 

A billow of smoke appeared in the sky, the shape of a heart and the moon appeared out from behind the clouds. 

Chapter 5

Elizabeth was riding in one of the row boats with a bunch of other pirates.  Samantha in another one. 

When they reached the deck of the Black Pearl, one started interrogating them. 

"I'm here to negotiate the safety of-"

"You speak when spoken to!" the man said after slapping her. 

"And you will not harm any under the protection of Parley!"

"Aye, Captain!"

"What is it that you want?"

Elizabeth said her piece.

"There were a lot of long words in that we're not but humble pirates!"

"I want you to leave and never come back."

"I am disinclined to acwequest to your request.  Means no!"

Elizabeth tore off the medallion and walked towards the railing with it, the crew almost following. 

"Alright!  I'll drop it!" she said.

"That piece of shine doesn't matter to us!  Why?"

"It's what you've been searching for?  I recognize the ship!  I saw it 8 years ago on the crossing from England!" Samantha's eyes grew big and mennacing at the mention of that.
"Well, if you don't really want this than there's no point of me keeping it!" she said and let it slip lower. 

"NO!"

Elizabeth looked pleased.

"You got a name?  Missy?"

"Elizabeth... Turner.  I'm a maid in the Gov's household." 

"And you?"

"Samantha Turner." she said.

"Turner!" he said, pleased.

"Bootstraps."

"Alright, missy.  You hand over the Medalion, and we will leave, and nare return!" Elizabeth slowly gave him the Medalion.

"ALRIGHT!  WAY ANCHOR!"

"Wait!  You have to take us to shore!  According to the brethren set down by the-"

"First of all!  You're return to shore was nare part of our aggrement!  Secondly, you have to be a pirate for the Pirate's code to apply, and you're not!  And Thridly, the rules are more what you call guidelines than auctual rules.  Welcom abord the Black Pearl!  Miss and Miss Turner!" he yelled as pirates forced Elizabeth and Samantha into the room.

M-O-R-N-I-N-G

Will woke up in the middle of the street.  He ran up to where the Commidor was and yelled, "They've taken Elizabeth and Samantha!"

"Mr. Morgan, please remove this man."

"We have to find them, we have to rescue them!"

"And where do you propose we start?  If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of my daughter, please tell!"

"That, Jack Sparrow!  He talked about the Black Pearl!"

"Mentioned it more likely."

"Ask him where it is!  Cut a deal with him!  He can lead us to it!"

"No!  The Pirates that pillaged here last night left Mr. Sparrow locked in his Cell.  They are not his Ally's."

"THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!"

"Mr. Turner!  You are not a military man, you are not a sailor.  You are a black smith.  Don't make the mistake of thinking you are the only man who cares for Elizabeth.  I understand the other reason you would want to find the pirates, as they took your Sister along with Miss Swann.  This is not the time for rash action."

Jack was still fumbling with the lock and the bone when Will came down. 

"You!  Sparrow!"

"Aye?" he said from the floor.

"That ship, the Black Pearl!  You're familiar with it, are you not?"

"I've heard of it."

"Where does it make beareth?"

"Where does it make beareth!?  Have you not heard the story's boy?... Captain Barbossa, and his crew of miscreants, sail from the dreaded Isle De Muta.  It's an island that can not be found except, by those who already know where it is!"

"The ship is real enough, therefore the docking must be a real place, where is it?"

"Why ask me?"

"Because you're a pirate."

"And you want to turn pirate yourself!"

"NEVER!" he hissed. "They've taken Miss Swann-"

"OH!  So it is that you've found a girl!"

"And..."

"And?  Who's and?"

"And my sister."

"... that high angered one who I sword fought with?"

"Yes."

"...Well!  There's at least one person worth saving!"

Will looked threatening.

"Since you just want to find the boat, save your bonnie lass and the troll, and be off on your merry way, I see no profit in it for me."

"I can get you out!"

"How's that, the keys run off."

"I helped make these cells, these are half pin barrel hinges!  With the right leverage and the proper application of strength, the door will lift free!"

"What's your name?"

"Will Turner."

"..That would be short for William, I suppose!  Good strong name.  No doubt named for your father, Aye?"

"Yes?"

"Alright, Mr. Turner!  I've changed my mind!  If you get me out of here, I'll bring you to the Black Pearl and your bonny lass and your troll."

"Agreed."

"Good, now get me out!"

Will used the bench to take the door off and threw it on the floor.

"Hurry!  Someone could have heard that!"

"Not without my affects!"