Ia likes Scrubs

This is what Ia does when nobody is looking...

It was morning... Sanji was cooking, Nami was sunbathing, Luffy was sitting, Usopp was fixing something, Zoro was weightlifting, Skie was drawing Zoro weightlifting, and Ia was in her room, trying to think of something to do.

"There must be some kind of way outa this." she sang to herself.  She was laying on her bed, sorta.  Her legs were on the bed but her back was on it's side and her head was on the floor.  She forced her eyes green and listened to everybody's thoughts.  She now had some sorta control over it. 

'Meat... One Piece... King of Pirates... ooo!  That cloud looks like meat!'
'21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29,'
'God... he is soooo hot when he's working out... uh oh... smudged my drawing!'
'I need nails... stupid Nami won't give me any money!'
'Ok... i need some spice.'
'This is so nice... the heck is Luffy doing?'

She let it go.  Nobody had interesting thoughts cuz they aren't near an island and it's pretty calm.  She liked it hectic, sometimes. 

She suddenly had a great idea!  And by great, it meant evil! 

I-A-I-S-E-V-I-L

She grabbed a bucket from the cargo hold, a sponge from the bathroom, a piece of paper from one of Skie's drawing books (one that had a really kreppy drawing on it), string from their room, and a brick.  Where she found it, you will never ever know.  I don't even know?!

She set it up in the guy's room.  She didn't really care who it hit, except Sanji, but she usually aimed them towards Zoro.  Why?  I don't know... I guess it's funnier when he gets mad than somebody else. 

She got everything ready and got Zoro into position, by means of sneaky and he not realizing it persuasion. 

"ZOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO!" she sang in a sing-song voice. 

"What?" he asked, not really paying attention. 

"Why does your bed smell funny?"

"It doesn't."

"Grrrrrrrr!" she had to get another way to get him down there.  Food would attract Luffy, something broken would attract Usopp.  What... WHAT!??? 

G-E-T-T-I-N-G-H-E-L-P

"What would lure Zoro into his room?" Ia asked Skie.

"Why?"

"Just wondering!" she said, putting on her fake smile. 

"I'm not gonna tell you!"

"Fine than.  DON'T!  I guess your diary would just end up on the internet anyway!"

"WHAT!?"

"Yup!  I got it and I'm putting it on the internet!"

"You don't even have Internet access, or my diary!"

"I have it's location and when I get back!"

"Grrrrrrrrr!  Ok fine!  His swords or me." she said.

"Thank you!" Ia said and skipped away.  His swords would be too obvious.  So!  She just settled for the other!

"Zoro!" she yelled.

"What?"

"Skie want's you.  She's in your room."

"What she doing there?"

"Don't ask questions!  Just go!  It's improper for you to interrupt a Lady!"

As Zoro went down the stairs, Ia followed ever so quietly.  The door was closed and she snuck up to a place where'd she see the whole thing. 

He opened the door, tripped over the string which caused the brick to fall, the sponge to hit him in the face with water and the bucket to fall on his head.  The bucket was filled with cold cold water.  

Ia ran to her room and burst out laughing.  Zoro burst into the room. 

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME YOU LITTLE DART-BOARD LOVER!?" he yelled as he grabbed her by the scruff of the neck. 

"I didn't do anything!" she said, trying not to laugh.

"YES YOU DID!"

"Do you have proof?"

He held up the picture Skie drew. 

"That's Skie's?" she said.

"You put it in there!"

"Why would I do that!  Skie obviously made the trap, and dropped one of her drawings in there!  She just used me as a paun."

He walked out of the room, still holding her, he went up to the deck and threw her off the ship.  She fell in the water before she could levitate up.  

'He is going down for this.' she thought to herself as she waited for Sanji to rescue her.