If you have been haunted by your experience with a Flying Onion, then act now. You can get free counselling by adding the_flying_onion@hotmail.com to your MSN list. Or, you could try these tips on overcoming your fear of Flying Onions:

*When you are cooking dinner, look directly at your onion and say, "I'm not scared of you. You can't hurt me anymore."

*Talk to one of our friendly counsellors about your traumatic experience.

*Read our book, 'Flying Onions', written by I. Cry. (Available in all good bookstores. If you can't find it, obviously the bookstores in your area aren't good enough.)

Remember, we're here for you.