1. You must be a fan of the song Fluorescent Adolescent, by Arctic Monkeys (if not, why join anyway?)
   
2. You must submit the name of the listing you want to join (or the subject of the listing).
   
3. You must submit a valid email address and country, or you won't be listed.
   
4. You must submit your real name or nickname, or a credible alias. Only first name is required, but you can submit your last name too.
   
5. You don't have to own a website to join, but if you do, put up a code or a text link before or right after you've joined. If you fail to do so, you will still be listed, but without a URL.
   
6. If I consider your site offensive in some way, you will still be listed, but without a URL.
   

That's it. Simple, huh? Then go ahead and join!