". . .it went Teflon in three countries. it wont stick to anything." - Gary
"What's going on?! that's my WIFE!" - Jay
"What's he doing? this isn't funny."Jay "Im just showin her my pod man!" - Joe Don
"I dont to share my wife " - Gary " ya we share everything including our wives" Jay Ladies and Gentleman, Joe Don's a** has left the building" - Gary
"It just happened." - Joe Don
"God bless his butt" - Gary
"Um, is this thing on?" - Jay
"Well, then, forget him! Lets talk about me some more!" - Joe Don
"He's wearing his momma's curtains!" - Joe Don
"It's a quilt, Stupid." - Jay
"Mmoooooooooo" - Gary
"Your butt won it,so your butt should recieve it"!- Gary
"The FANS get it,that's ALL that matters"-Joe Don Rooney
"We're lucky to have Joe Don here with us today. He was recently injured in a horse riding accident. He fell off while riding and the horse was dragging him. But thank goodness Gary was there and remained calm enough to have the sense to get the manager of Wal-Mart to unplug that thing." -Jay
What is Jay afraid of: "Man-eating snakes. When it comes to snakes...I'm running through the yard like a girl, period."
Gary’s most emberrising moment: "We were on this real tall stage and [the audience is shooting cameras from way down low," he recalls. "On about the second song of an hour-long set, I was jumping up and the entire crotch of my pants ripped out, and I'm thinking 'so what am I going to do for another 55 minutes?'"
Joe Don:"I wish i could be invisible"
Jay: "You are to most people"
"Mom, that's not cute!" - Gary
"When was the last time you guys fought?"
Gary - "how long have we been in here? about 15 minutes"
So joe don what do you have in your bus?
Joe Don: Well...
Gary: He has a picture of me!
"Just take of the sequins..."
Jay: Thats strange Gary also has a fireplace and a canape bed in his bus too!
"Two boys!'' - Gary!
Jay: DAN GOOD TIMES IN THE FACTORY MY FRIEND!!
"We have got to do something about him" - Jay
Jay: THERES NOTHING FUNNY HERE!!!!!!!!
Jay: what you're witnessing here, folks, is artist abuse. By GAC
Jay: I mean look at what they did to GAry!!
"thank you for embarassing me, I appreiate it!" - Joe Don
" If you are passionate about something you believe in, you gotta move on, move foreward, and try to get it " - Joe Don
"A woman's curves are like a curves on a guitar. And if a man can work his hands on a guitar, just imagine what he can do to a women." - Joe Don
"can you imagine going out on christmas morning with a bow on a freakin' dehumidifier?"- Jay
"fujitsu? Don't you cuss at tme that way"- Jay
"for all who are wondering what a Rascal Flatt is, here we are baby!"- Jay
" BAM!! he dont want none, he dont want none.. WOO thats what Im talking about! " - Gary
" Hes not so puffed up now is he " - Gary
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